The McCain Thread

[souvlaki]

Cindy McCain: Adviser to the President on e-commerce, and "the google". *shudder*

Y'know, I always thought the jokes about his age were kind of a low blow. But really, he's showing his age way more than a person running for President should. I mean seriously, even my 78 year old grandmother can pay her bills and check her email on the internet. This is really a sad state of affairs.

 

[Marx]

You mean like the city in Kentucky?

Spoiler

Gross

Lexington is a great place Jman! I've been there many times.

 

[The Senator]

How about the "Distract America for another four years because we have alternatives such as hydrogen and natural gas which the United States could produce on its own but we won't because it might not benefit the oil companies Project?"


(Actually, it's too long. McExxon FTW!)

 

[jaguarr]

Lexington is a great place Jman! I've been there many times.

It's better than Salt Lake City! *raises conversation from the past from the dead and waits for LS to appear and talk about goat sex again*

jag

 

[The Senator]

Lexington is a great place Jman! I've been there many times.

Something tells me the Lexington Project will produce a car battery put together with rubber bands and car parts from McCain's neighbor's lawn.

 

[Marx]

How about the "Distract America for another four years because we have alternatives such as hydrogen and natural gas which the United States could produce on its own but we won't because it might not benefit the oil companies Project?"


(Actually, it's too long. McExxon FTW!)

That's entirely too long man! (Even for government acronyms...)

 

[jaguarr]

Something tells me the Lexington Project will produce a car battery put together with rubber bands and car parts from McCain's neighbor's lawn.

If the inventor's name is McGyver I'm moving to Canada.

jag

 

[Marx]

Something tells me the Lexington Project will produce a car battery put together with rubber bands and car parts from McCain's neighbor's lawn.

Hey hey hey! Now let's be fair Jman...

If you're suping up a lawn mower, golf cart, or wagon - that would be worth a shot!

 

[The Senator]

If the inventor's name is McGyver I'm moving to Canada.

jag

The moment the future of America's energy policy is decided on a reality series similar to "The Price is Right," I'm moving to Amsterdam!

 

[Marx]

If the inventor's name is McGyver I'm moving to Canada.

jag

McGyver could do anything Jag! (And usually with nothing more than rubber bands and paper clips.)

 

[souvlaki]

Y'know, screw serious conversations. I say we just turn the McCain thread into a joke thread. I'm enjoying this way more.

 

[The Senator]

Y'know, screw serious conversations. I say we just turn the McCain thread into a joke thread. I'm enjoying this way more.

We might as well. Everything the man says is becoming a joke anyway.

 

[Marx]

The moment the future of America's energy policy is decided on a reality series similar to "The Price is Right," I'm moving to Amsterdam!

The 300 MILLION DOLLAR SPECTACULAR is also called "American Inventor." Just because John McCain hasn't labeled it as such (yet) doesn't mean that's not where his policy currently is. We all may need to start packing!

 

[DorkyFresh]

nice to know he's announced the name of the project to the public. now if he would just tell us what the hell it is and how it will or won't work.

edit: just read the article....same ol' same ol', literally.

 

[jaguarr]

Y'know, screw serious conversations. I say we just turn the McCain thread into a joke thread. I'm enjoying this way more.

We might as well. Everything the man says is becoming a joke anyway.

McCain pretty much writes the material himself.

jag

 

[The Senator]

McCain pretty much writes the material himself.

jag

AND he's outlived George Carlin!

 

[Marx]

McCain pretty much writes the material himself.

jag

But the scary thing is that HE'S NOT JOKING when he spouts this crap!

 

[The Senator]

But the scary thing is that HE'S NOT JOKING when he spouts this crap!

It's okay, he's like America's lovable grandpa.

And if he gets Alzheimer's, he can sell the $300 million car battery to the Saudis and America will just give him a gwate big hug (or: 65% approval rating) for trying his best

 

[The Senator]

But the scary thing is that HE'S NOT JOKING when he spouts this crap!

It's okay, he's like America's lovable grandpa.

And if he gets Alzheimer's, he can sell the $300 million car battery to the Saudis and America will just give him a gwate big hug (or: 65% approval rating) for trying his best

 

[Marx]

It's okay, he's like America's lovable grandpa.

And if he gets Alzheimer's, he can sell the $300 million car battery to the Saudis and America will just give him a gwate big hug (or: 65% approval rating) for trying his best

That or the crazy old uncle that just spouts pointless crap at the family get togethers.

 

[souvlaki]

It's okay, he's like America's lovable grandpa.

And if he gets Alzheimer's, he can sell the $300 million car battery to the Saudis and America will just give him a gwate big hug (or: 65% approval rating) for trying his best

Yeah, Grandpa Simpson.

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to ride the ferry cost a nickel, but in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Gimme 5 bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yes.The important thing was, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."

 

[The Senator]

That or the crazy old uncle that just spouts pointless crap at the family get togethers.

His age and apparent mental incompetence are two things which put him on the same level as Ronald Reagan, America's favorite gwumpy gwampa.

 

[jaguarr]

His age and apparent mental incompetence are two things which put him on the same level as Ronald Reagan, America's favorite gwumpy gwampa.

Instead of Voodoo Economics we would get eBay Economics! Hooray for progress!

jag

 

[The Senator]

Instead of Voodoo Economics we would get eBay Economics! Hooray for progress!

jag

McCain's official slogan should be: Economics of the future, 15 years ago, today.

 

[souvlaki]

I think this is the most life this thread has seen in a while (no pun intended).