The Most Poorly Titled Movies of All Time

[That-Guy]

Saw a trailer the other day for this stupid looking action movie that's coming out called "Ninja Assassin." That has to be the laziest attempt at a martial arts movie title I've ever head, and that's really saying something. It sounds like a video game from the 1980's 8-bit Nintendo.

 

[xwolverine2]

gigli

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"I Know What You Did Last Summer".

 

[8wid]

Halloweentown High?

One question: on what?

 

[Polaris23]

You guys! I just registered to this board to remind you of one of the worst film titles:

"The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl"

Seriously?
I know it's aimed for kids, but damn. Even my 8 year old sister thought it was a stupid title.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

So, I'm on drugs just for giving my opinion!

When you hear the name "The Lost Boys" you wouldn't have known that it would be a movie about vampires if you hadn't of watched it to know what was about. It could have always been given a different title that could have better represented what the movie was about.

But at the start of the film you ain't supposed to know they are vampires. It is all ambiguous until they fully reveal themselves.

What are they gonna call it? The Vampire Boys? California Vampires?

The Lost Boys is a great, subtle, ambiguous title.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Saw a trailer the other day for this stupid looking action movie that's coming out called "Ninja Assassin." That has to be the laziest attempt at a martial arts movie title I've ever head, and that's really saying something. It sounds like a video game from the 1980's 8-bit Nintendo.

Generic title or not, that film is gonna kick all kinds of ass.

 

[returntovoid]

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine"

Everyone knows it's the Wolverine character, from the X-Men films. Does Fox think the audience is that stupid???

 

[dude stannis]

Saw a trailer the other day for this stupid looking action movie that's coming out called "Ninja Assassin." That has to be the laziest attempt at a martial arts movie title I've ever head, and that's really saying something. It sounds like a video game from the 1980's 8-bit Nintendo.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea, he fails harshly with that statement.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman Returns-Really? Where did he go?

Dumb and Dumberer-Ummmm

Serenity-Just call it ****ing Firefly The Movie

Jason Takes Manhatten-He didn't take Manhattan. Plus he was only there for 20mins.

 

[Carnotaur3]

Definitely one of the worst:

When A Stranger Calls.

What's wrong with it?

 

[Orb]

Batman Returns-Really? Where did he go?

Dumb and Dumberer-Ummmm

Serenity-Just call it ****ing Firefly The Movie

Jason Takes Manhatten-He didn't take Manhattan. Plus he was only there for 20mins.

It meant his return to the big screen.

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

"Its Alive"....yeah the baby is alive unlike those other million dead babies out there.

"We are Back".....God what kind of **** title is these for a movie about FREAKING DINOSAURS.

"Cars".......Do i really have to say something?

"Lesbian Vampire Killers"....nuff said.

 

[bullets]

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine"

Everyone knows it's the Wolverine character, from the X-Men films. Does Fox think the audience is that stupid???

It definately should of just been called Wolverine. It also should of been good but that's a topic for another thread.

 

[Doctor Jones]

That's what I said. But I think in order to keep the rights I think they h ave to include the name X-Men in the title. Or something like that. But it's stupid. This is a Wolverine movie. X-Men has nothing to do with this plot.

 

[bullets]

It was actually rumored that SM2 was going to be called "The Amazing Sider-man" at one point.

That would of been cool , you could have spectacular , amazing , and web of spider-man but eventually they would run out or they could dig up titles like Spider-man: Kraven's last hunt.

 

[gwynplaine]

"Saw 6", when you say it in french, it sounds like "saucisse", which means sausage in that language. Silly I know but It makes me smile when I hear itt:.

 

[[A]]

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I thought it said, "Faptraption."

 

[[A]]

Your mind body is trying to tell you something.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I think that is a fantabulous, extraordinarily, supercalafragalisticexpialidocious title for a movie, to be fair.

 

[[A]]

Me too, really

 

[triplefive]

Final Destination 2, and Final Destination 3. At least they caught on with the fourth one.

 

[Sawyer]

"I Know What You Did Last Summer".

How is that a bad title?