I sat down in the theater tonight and said to myself, "Look. It may not be what you want, but be happy that you're getting more Ghostbusters. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a new Ghostbusters movie."
Alas, it was exactly what I expected. And, as expected, Feig was so far out of his element with this material. If he wanted to make a movie about a team of 4 women chasing aliens or something, it would have been fine. But he tried to make a Ghostbusters movie with his style of non-stop jokes and the end result was just kind of a mess. I mean even in the first 2 minutes they tried to squeeze like 10 jokes in there and I was already exhausted.
Everyone had moments in this film that worked. But overall, Wiig was kind of boring, McCarthey was loud, Jones was REALLY loud and McKinnon was on a totally different planet. I couldn't stand her performance. It was just non-stop mugging for the camera and doing weird voices. McKinnon, that might work for a 2-minute SNL sketch, but not for a 90-minute film.
The villain was so contrived and useless, and come on, Feig... Screenwriting 101 – don't have your characters talk to themselves. But Rowan lays out his whole plan (getting back at the world for being mean to him) to himself, in front of a mirror. Because Feig/Dippold couldn't be bothered to write something more creative. Hemsworth definitely showed that he has some comedic chops, but "Kevin" was SO stupid it stopped being funny. No adult man (no matter how good looking) can live that long being that stupid.
The biggest problem I had was the fact that none of this was taken seriously. And of course it's a whacky concept that should be fun, I'm not denying that. But the first movie had stakes...
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Peter: That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
They made it very clear that you could die if you were hit by these proton streams. Egon says, "Venkman, shorten your stream, I don't want my face burned off!" To me, that indicates that even though it's a fun comedy, our heroes aren't invincible.
In GB16, each piece of new tech is seemingly developed overnight, and the first time they go out to use them in public, McCarthey yells, "Don't shoot Patty anywhere important!" So these proton packs can destroy an Art Deco concert hall, but don't do any damage to people? If the heroes can't be hurt, why do I care? A possessed McCarthey literally spins her head around 180 degrees, which would kill anyone, but because they wanted to do an Exorcist joke (real timely), she's just fine.
At the end of the day, this whole movie is just a dumb, colorful cartoon. And if that was the intention from the beginning, that's fine. But make a cartoon instead! Treat the property with respect, and above all, try to make a good film. Don't pander to the lowest common denominator (ie. queef jokes, dick jokes, "your mamma" jokes, "dumb guy" jokes, etc.). I know no one tries to make a bad film, but too often filmmakers and studios talk down to audiences because they think audiences just want dumb entertainment. But I guarantee if you just spend the time to craft a great script and make a great film, everyone will love it.
That's what they did with GB1, and I'd say that worked out pretty well.
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