The New Improved Official Stupid Question Thread Marvel Edition

[Anubis]

It's a cosmic metal, and no.

 

[Speedball]

aww, you couldn't have fun with it. i already knew the answer.
so can he have kids? cause he looks sealed in there.

 

[Anubis]

Someone once told me he can have sex. He can move the junk around and create a penis if need be. He'd have had to. If he lost his wang in the deal to save his planet and his lady, he probally would have dove head first into a black hole years ago.

 

[Speedball]

ewww...
can he really do that?
hmmm...
wonder if the supersoldier serum killed all of Cap. America's sperm?

 

[Anubis]

Nah, but this might have.

 

[Speedball]

Run!!!
The Radiation Will KILL Your Sperm!!!

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Nah, but this might have.

What comic is that from?

 

[Anubis]

I have no idea.

 

[Elijya]

aww, you couldn't have fun with it. i already knew the answer.
so can he have kids? cause he looks sealed in there.

Galactus:"PANTS? THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS DIDN'T REMOVE YOUR GENITALS SO YOU COULD WEAR PANTS!"

 

[Elijya]

What comic is that from?

Looks like Kubert art, so probably from somewhere in Waid's run

file name is cap_12_p39.jpg so maybe that's where it's from

 

[Speedball]

^"But my Lord, all the cool Humans are wearing Pants"

 

[Elijya]

he's not human

 

[Speedball]

i know. thats why i said human.

 

[Elijya]

???

you confuse me...

 

[Anubis]

Read it again knowing what you know about silver surfers Wang.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Looks like Kubert art, so probably from somewhere in Waid's run

file name is cap_12_p39.jpg so maybe that's where it's from

Peck, you don't know the answer?

 

[Speedball]

i said it because he wants to be like all the cool kids, like a father-son thing.

 

[Elijya]

Read it again knowing what you know about silver surfers Wang.

Wow, I hadn't heard that Bendis reference in a long time

 

[Speedball]

lol, its a bendis reference. Bendis is a busy man. how many comics does he write?

 

[Anubis]

Wow, I hadn't heard that Bendis reference in a long time

I thought it was a perfect time to bring it back.

 

[Anubis]

lol, its a bendis reference. Bendis is a busy man. how many comics does he write?

One, but he uses the same dialog in all the other ones.

 

[Speedball]

huh? oh, i get it. lol, thats mean.

 

[Anubis]

I kid, I kid. Bendis isn't so bad. I love his Powers, and I loved Alias. His USM was pretty good until around the Carnage arc. Right now I figure he's got about 3 ongoings and a couple of minis.

 

[Elijya]

just wrapped Spider-Woman origin, so I think he's down to just Powers, New Avengers, and Ultimate Spider-Man

 

[Anubis]

Well, there you go. Maybe with less work he can focus better.