"This morning's edition of the Globe, sir. Per your request."
The stress of the last few hours all but completely fades away upon reading the headline. Alfred seems almost amused, looking over it again as he sits next to me in the waiting room of Gotham General. We're both in disguise, but not overly so - a hat and sunglasses for the both of us does well enough. All I needed to know was that the press picked up and ran with the story, and thanks to Alexander Knox's reputation for relentlessly hounding the police for even the most minuscule quotes, they played their part. Knox's story is so focused on the minor DUI charge that was given to me for the crash that my other supposed passenger, a one "Andrea Beaumont", is hardly even mentioned. Alfred was able to take care of the rest with little more than a sledgehammer and the space of a vacant garage. In the sum of it, we were incredibly lucky to have gotten by with this one.
Yet in all of the fuss, my focus lies moreso with the hospital's latest patient. It's been at least twelve hours since, and I still can't wrap my mind around how I was unable to put it together: Selina Kyle was Catwoman. The only woman who literally slept in one of my guest rooms for two weeks on an undercover guard assignment, and all it took was a hood and night-vision goggles to keep me oblivious. Anyone who's ever implied that I have the makings of a detective were wrong. It honestly hadn't dawned on me until the second before she removed her mask.
But in the end, it could just serve as a further testament to her skills as an undercover cop. She's had training in the art of distraction - and if her Catwoman persona had any affect on me, it was just that. Distraction. Either way, her skill is the only real excuse I have. Because now I'm at a loss. She was treated this morning and was bedridden within that hour, yet despite being told that I could see her shortly afterwards, I still haven't made an attempt.
What can I possibly say after last night? We know eachother's greatest secret. We've been exposed to the other as the liars and truly dangerous people that we really are. And to make matters worse, I nearly got her killed because of my own ego. There wasn't a moment in the fight that I couldn't have retrieved the information on Dimitrov and left, but I wanted to take him down so badly and put an end to the corruption in Chinatown.
I walked away with cuts and bruises. Selina has to walk out of here on crutches.
"The city's press shall never cease to amaze me. Their obsession with the next exhibition of violence and carelessness goes beyond anything I've ever seen. And considering I hail from Liverpool, that's a testament to be made."
Pulled out of thought, I look over to Alfred as he reads Knox's editorial. I glance at the article myself, but have to look away after I read one of the comments regarding my behavior. 'Bruce Vain', it's almost too clever for The Globe.
"Maybe so, but they definitely make my job easier."
Putting it away for now, Alfred hands me a latte and relaxes himself, watching a bit of the overhead television.
"And yet to this day, you choose to have me as your publicist. Perhaps I should have asked for that raise after all."
Taking a drink, I sit forward and look ahead to the halls infront of us. Selina's room is just beyond the corner. I can almost feel the exact moment that Alfred recognize that I keep staring in that direction.
"You never did tell me how she was doing over the phone. I trust that everything went accordingly?"
I look off for a moment.
"She'll be fine. A fractured femur, a sprained ankle, stitches, and a concussion, but she's due to be released tomorrow."
"Ah, then we should all be grateful. Miss Kyle was able to scrape by with only a quarter of your injuries from the last month."
Alfred tries to hide it, but I could tell that he was just as surprised whenever I told him about Catwoman. He interacted with her more than I did in the weeks that she spent at the Tower, but it was enough to leave a positive impression on him. Maybe because, unlike me, Selina never seemed to want to give him orders. Which was another factor that could have played into the effectiveness of her disguise - whenever I thought of Selina Kyle, it was a basic memory of a cop doing her job. In the interactions with her newest persona, she was...
Well, something else entirely.
"Sir? If I could pose a question,"
"What is it?"
"Well, I know this might seem rather obvious. But if her injuries are minimal and you've been assured of her recovery, why are you still here? You've never stayed this long for anyone else, even Mr. Todd. You hate hospitals."
I open my mouth to answer, but nothing comes out. The truth is, I don't really know what's keeping me here. At first I thought it was out of some fear that one of her first words after being sedated would relate to my identity, but I honestly doubt Batman would one of the first things on her mind. She's probably tried to keep herself from revealing her own secret to the physicians. I could tell myself that it's something else, but I don't have a clue as to what.
"You tell me. I've been pacing the floors for hours and I don't even know why. After everything that happened, I just needed some time to think, but..."
"But you could have easily done that at home. Or in the cave, per another of your usual habits. It just surprised me, sir, that you would go this out of your way for someone you barely know."
Dismissing his observations, I shake my head.
"It's not that. I've taken bullets for other people, so this is nothing. It's just that... with what she knows,"
Alfred crosses his arms.
"Honestly? You needn't worry about it. She did tell you that you were even, and it's technically correct. Considering that, she also isn't quite like the other one, the brute that attacked Salvatore Maroni's men. I can see no personal gain for Miss Kyle from exploiting your identity."
I remain quiet. Alfred has a few valid points to offer, but it doesn't illuminate the answer to his question any more than my answers did. It's something of a mystery to me. I have so much to do and such little time to do it in, yet I'm still here. Still waiting on myself to get up and take what should be a momentary glance at an acquaintance sleeping in a hospital bed, before heading to the elevators and trying to forget she ever existed. So what the hell is keeping me?
"You're right."
"There's the statement of the century."
Ignoring his comment, I lean back into my chair.
"But that's just it. I've known that ever since I brought her in here, I just didn't want to admit it. If it was really a fear of that, I could have taken precautions to see that it wouldn't happen. Instead of wondering what I'm supposed to say to someone I nearly,"
There's a pause.
"What? You nearly what?"
I curse under my breath.
"It was my fault. The reason that she's here. It was my fault that she got injured."
Alfred raises an eyebrow.
"I'm sure that you're just beating yourself up over nothing. It's another one of your many unusual tendencies that I'm sure I'll never understand."
"No, it's not self-deprecation. Not this time. There was a way that I could have avoided that fight, but I went straight for the easy way out and she suffered because of it."
"I'd hardly qualify a broken leg and some head trauma as suffering,"
"You didn't see the fight."
I rub the bridge of my noise in frustration.
"She had no idea what she was doing, Alfred. I knew that and I still allowed her to follow me into combat. The Dragon employs assassins and she was an untrained copycat inspired be me. I don't know what the hell I was thinking."
With some momentary silence between us, Alfred breaks it by placing a hand firmly on my shoulder.
"Bruce. We all make mistakes."
I look forward again, down that same hallway.
"I can't afford to. Not when people get hurt because of it."
At a loss of how to argue against that, or perhaps out of some sort of respect, Alfred keeps quietly to himself and gets up from his seat to walk over to the registry, likely to get started on my release paperwork from this morning. It almost slipped my mind that I was actually a brief patient this morning aswell. Must've gotten used to the bandages on my face, covering wounds inflicted by a 'car wreck' - but in actuality, by a couple of trained killers. If I was this careless with my own safety, how was I supposed to protect her?
Getting up from my seat, I slowly begin to walk towards Selina's room. Before I finally realize that I've reached the door, beginning to turn the knob. Inside of it, she's resting comfortably. EKG machines tell me her precise heartrate and an IV drip likely numbs whatever pain she was feeling. I hesitate for a moment, wanting to walk out before she notices that I'm here. But for reasons that escape me, I decide to stay. Taking a seat next to her bed, I look at her and begin to realize something. Even with all of the flaws in her combat style, I think I noticed some serious potential.
Given work, she could be something.
The only question is, should she be?
"Selina,"
Leaning closer to the side of her bed, I wait a moment and see if she wakes up. She doesn't, so I decide to continue.
"It's Bruce. And if you can hear me, just know that I'm sorry for what happened. And that,"
I pause, and breathe in deep. I can't believe what I'm about to say.
Whenever it began, I swore that I'd never take up another to carry the burden in this crusade. But after nearly getting her killed, while seeing how far she's willing to go to be able to hunt down filth like Dimitrov, maybe it's time that I allow myself at least one exception. After all, I've made little progress on my own as it stands. Maybe this is just what I need to even the odds. Hell, maybe it's what both of us need.
"I've reconsidered your offer, and I've decided that I'll do it."
Placing my hand on the bed, I narrow my eyes.
"I'll train you."
Minutes later, and the sleep has become infectious.
I feel myself beginning to drift off...