Benedict Arnold Elementary School
Metropolis, Massachusetts
Some kids were content to call it trouble enough when teachers were summoned, but not Lor-Zod. Before lunch, the Metropolis Police Department, Metropolis General EMS Services, and the Fire Department had blanketed the school in an auditory cacophony of sirens. Shortly after which, Superboy had landed in the principals office.
And so began the series of lectures on bullying, on power, and on responsibility. All of which became so uniform in tone that Lor had to wonder if adults went to school to learn how to recite speeches such as this.
And then there was the crying, which was mostly done by the kid who had taken the Nintendo DS and then held it over Adams head, followed by the sobs of the kids mom about how she couldnt believe that her poor baby would be rough-housed with in that manner.
No one talked to Adam or any of the other kids from the playground.
It seemed to establish a norm for the species. Humans liked to talk, but didnt like to listen.
Swinging his legs idly in his appointed seat just outside of the principals office, Lor glanced up as the door to the office swung open to allow Dabney Donovan and Fiona Ross to exit. I cant believe it, Donovan muttered aloud, sparing the brown-eyed boy a brief glance before the man simply shook his head and turned away.
Just one day
Lor turned his head up as a shadow loomed overhead, finding the stern-faced Ross glaring at him with a look that probably would have made the Batman flinch. Congratulations, you managed to hang three kids by their underwear from the top of a twenty-five foot flagpole, the Department of Metahuman Affairs case worker snapped coolly, crossing her arms in front of her as she leaned back and stared down at him. Did it
ever occur to you how hurt theyd be if theyd fallen before the fire department had arrived?
Was that before or after the cops, EMS, and - of course the major media outlets showed up? Donovan interjected.
Lor-Zod looked over at Donovan, then back up at Ross, and then down to his feet as he shrank down somewhat in the chair.
Krypto would have caught them, the boy began, trailing off as he thought about the possibility a moment longer.
I think
Lor wasnt sure what was scarier, the look on Miss Fionas face or the way that the vein in her forehead stood out like that. Not. Another. Word, Ross snapped quietly.
Lets try and be positive about this, Donovan commented from the other side of the hallway. It was only his first day. And he did manage to make it to recess.
The geneticist took a step back as the woman turned, leveling that cold glare in his direction. After a second of uncomfortable silence, Fiona finally quipped, Right, you go be positive and
Ill go try and convince the families not to file suit against the government. At a brisk pace, the woman started down toward the reception where the three kids and their parents were waiting. Pausing, Ross pivoted back on her heel to launch another pointed glare at Donovans direction. Not to mention convincing the administrators to only suspend him and not remove him. A topic of which Im sure will come up at the next PTA meeting, which you
will be attending.
With a frustrated sigh, Dabney pulled a hand through his mass of graying brown hair, then motioned for Superboy to hop down from the chair. Leading the boy out of the school, Donovan fished in his coat pockets for the crushed pack of cigarettes, shoving one between his lips as he searched next for a lighter.
I cant believe this, the man muttered, cigarette still clasped in his lips as the pair moved to opposite sides of the H2 Donovan drove, at last coming up with the lighter and igniting the cancer stick. Rolling down his window and taking a long draw on the cigarette, Donovan slowly exhaled as he got into the truck. I used to be the kid hanging from the flagpole. Now Im responsible for the kid hanging the kids from the flagpole.
But, I
Just because you can do these things doesnt mean that you should!
So I
And what on Earth possessed you to do it in the first place!?
This time Lor stayed quiet. When several seconds passed with no further outbursts, the Superboy finally asked,
Can I say something?
Yes! Donovan blurted aloud, as though frustrated at that being a question. Im asking you a question. This is exactly the kind of attitude Im talking about.
Drawing in a breath, Lor tried to think back on the sequence of events himself.
Okay, it was, like, recess an I was playin this game called hopscotch an I, like, saw these three kids an they came an were pushing around the smaller kids on the playground, an then they, they, like, took Adams DS an started pushing him around when he told them to give it back, an then
an then they, like, tried to push me around an stuff when
Wait
wait, wait
So you didnt start this? Donovan demanded, taking advantage of the red light to look down at the child seated beside him. Sure, the National Transportation Safety Board would say that kids should be buckled in the back seat but Superboy would do more damage to the air bag than the air bag could possibly do to him. Why didnt you say something?
Nobody asked me, Lor answered with a shrug.
The sound of someone honking alerted Dabney to the fact that the light had changed. Driving another block, Donovan finally picked back up on the conversation. So they tried to push you around and
?
An they dropped Adams DS. An, like, they were calling me names an stuff, so I decided to push back.
Nodding, Donovan let the statement sink in for a moment before nearly doing a double take and almost swallowing his cigarette. Wait, why did you decide to push back?
With a shrug, Lor again focused his attention down to his feet.
Cuz they were, like, being bad to the kids that were, like, smaller than they were an stuff,
That was what Donovan had thought that hed said. Driving in silence for another moment, Dabney quietly noted, I thought you said that the weak didnt deserve to be protected?
Lor shrank down in his seat.
My father says that
the boy mumbled lowly.
But you didnt like that those kids were picking on Adam, did you?
Beside him, the brown haired Kryptonian just shook his head.
So you did it for Adam?
Chewing on his lower lip, the boy seemed to hesitate for a moment; as though fearful the answer would only get him in more trouble, before finally nodding his head.
Because you wanted to protect him?
Because it wasnt fair! Lor complained aloud finally.
There were, like, three of them an, like, they were, like, bigger than everyone else!
Donovan couldnt help but nod his head at that remark. Theres a lesson here that most people dont learn until theyre much older. You can do the right thing for the wrong reasons; and you can do the wrong thing for the right ones, Dabney commented, wondering at what point hed become qualified to impart words of fatherly wisdom. What you did was still wrong. You should have gone and gotten a teacher to handle those bullies, but you were right to come to the defense of someone being picked on.
Nodding, Lor fell silent for a short bit. Finally, the boy turned his head toward Donovan and asked,
The flag pole thing was a little much, huh?
Kid, if you looked up overkill the dictionary, thats pretty much what youll see.
So I still in trouble?
Yes, youre still in trouble, Donovan answered shortly, before smiling as he added, But Im proud of you.
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WGBS-TV Studios
Metropolis, Massachusetts that afternoon
A thick cloud of smoke hung over the table where the two men went over the books. One, a portly accountant who was sweating like a New York bookie and the other dressed in a gimmicky green pinstripe suit.
Plucking the well-chewed cigar from his mouth, the accountant turned to look over at the dapper gentleman. Oz, you need to face reality, the portly man stated flatly, turning the calculator so that the other man could read what the numbers read. Even the big ones are having a hard time keeping above the red. Childrens educational television just isnt the market it used to be.
Dismissively, the man named Oz turned the calculator back toward the accountant. And Im saying were just in a ratings slump. Thats all.
Oz, you already took out a second mortgage on your home to cover some of the production costs from last year and we still are in the red, the accountant complained, reaching up a hand to blot the sweat running down his head. Were losing more sponsors every day. Were not profitable. And we havent been in two years. You have no idea the pressure Im getting from the studio.
Leaning back, the green-suited gentleman shook his head. I think we just need to
he began, the corner of his eye catching a glimpse of the television that was tucked away into one corner of the office.
Oz, its time to hang it
Leaning forward, the legs of Ozs chair struck the ground with a loud clatter as the man snatched the television remote from off the table and turned to raise the volume up. Shhh
shut up, shut up, the man demanded.
Jane, were looking at live video from the Space Shuttle Daedalus which is docked at the ISS. If you look carefully, youll see what looks like a small object in the lower corner of the screen
Yes, we have confirmation now. That is Superboy.
He isnt wearing any kind of space suit.
No, it appears however that he is wearing one of the blue NASA flightsuits normally worn by astronauts.
That is truly amazing. Do we have more information on the part that Superboy is carrying to ISS?
Its a component for a pump that is part of the station life support system. Daedalus wasnt carrying it with them as that wasnt one of the systems due to undergo repair
Thats it, Oz declared firmly.
Thats what?
Turning, Oz jabbed a finger directly toward the monitor. Thats the solution.
Weve already covered astronauts
No. Superboy, the man stated, a slow grin forming as an idea began solidifying in his mind. Pulling out his WayneBerry, the man quickly scrolled to the internet as he continued on, Think about it! Every kid wants to be Superman, right? That kid is Superman. Hes a marketing cash cow and NASA knows it, too. Look, its right here on their web page. Superboy to answer questions by Twitter from the International Space Station, Oz remarked, holding out the Twitter announcement so that the accountant could see it for himself.
So what do you want to do? Get NASA to sponsor us?
We just need to become the show that Superboy watches, Oz said with a Cheshire grin. If other kids know that Superboy watches the Uncle Oswald Show, theyll watch too.
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National Aeronautics & Space Administration
Metropolis-Pike Island Research Facility, Massachusetts
Pictures of the Micah Flint autopsy filled the room. As a physician, it had been an interesting challenge performing the port mortem. Superboys solution of punching through the eye cavity and into the brain pan, while grotesque to contemplate, had been effective in destroying the brain matter. Virtually liquefying it as a matter of fact. But, with the assistance of a jack hammer and a diamond-tipped saw, Albert Michaels had eventually been able to expose the internal organs and delve deeper into the mystery of what happened to Micah Flint.
And it was only now that Michaels could really appreciate the potential that Flint represented. You failed me, but you were so very close
Michaels muttered aloud, staring up at a large display of Micahs bloodied corpse. Leaning forward, Michaels held up a small vial of blood, his smile reflected in the glass as he added, Well just have to make some
improvements.
Albert?
At the inquisitive sound of his name, Michaels turned in his chair to see the stocky form of Dabney Donovan stepping into his medical lab. Ah, the prodigal one returns, Albert quipped snidely, rising from his chair as he asked, To what do I owe the
honor, your celebrityship?
Ah, yeah, about that
Donovan began, clearing his throat for a moment. I, uh, heard you were looking for me this morning.
Yes. You were in a meeting I believe.
I should have told you, Dabney admitted, then paused. Strike that. I should have invited you.
Why start now? Albert asked crassly, arms held out by his side. Id hate to think of myself as the third wheel.
The third
Donovan began. Wait, is this about Fiona?
No, its supposed to be about Superboy, Albert deadpanned flatly. Somewhere along the lines between the calls from the reporters and the toy makers I think that got lost in translation.
It is about Superboy, youre right.
Im so glad we agree, Albert retorted with a hollow smile, tossing a vial up into the air and catching it before he offered it out toward Donovan like an olive branch. I finally managed to get a full composite from the blood and hair samples. But I cant make sense out of the chemical bonds, Michaels commented, trusting that Donovan would he able to follow along.
Taking the vial, Donovan smiled as he stared down at what was presumably Kryptonian blood plasma. Alien genetics. Sounds like fun.
You have no idea
Michaels remarked quietly.
Tucking the vial into a pocket of his lab coat, Dabney looked back up and found his eyes morbidly glued to the images on the screens around Alberts desk. Youre still working on the Flint autopsy? Donovan asked rhetorically. Can you
maybe not display those pictures like that? I wouldnt want Superboy to walk in and see them.
Its a little late for that, dont you think? Michaels tossed back softly.
Ah
Donovan began, clearing his throat a second time as he found himself taking a step back away from Albert Michaels. Then another. Ill get back to you on this, Donovan remarked nervously, tapping the pocket that contained the vial as he ducked back out of Michaels office.