Andrew Siciliano: Welcome back to NFL Tebow Access. Coming up, Brian Billick and Jim Mora debate whether or not having a quarterback like Tim Tebow would have saved their coaching careers, followed by a serious discussion with His Majesty Commissioner Roger Goodell the Valiant on whether or not the act of “Tebowing” by players other than Tim Tebow should be considered religious persecution and grounds for immediate expulsion from the NFL followed by execution. But first, we go to Kara Henderson, Charles Davis and Deion Sanders, who explain why Tim Tebow is the most important player in the league right now.
Kara Henderson: So Charles, why is Tim Tebow able to win so many games while only completing 0.2 percent of his passes?
Charles Davis: Well Kara, I think you just have to look at the intangibles. Tebow can't complete deep balls, has trouble with screen passes, gets sacked on every other down, and occasionally forgets how to hand the ball off, but that is irrelevant because of how much he galvanizes the team around him. They didn’t care about WINNING until he became their quarterback. They didn’t even understand what winning WAS. Ask any member of the Broncos' defense who motivates them and they'll tell you it's Tim Tebow. They BELIEVE in him, they follow him into battle, and they would gladly slaughter their own children if it meant that they could play one more day for the immortal Tim Tebow.
Deion Sanders: Yeah, it's true. I had my doubts at first but I believe in The Tebow now! He's ready for prrriiiiiiimmmmme time. He might not have all the necessary tools but the kid is a straight-up baller. He just WINS. If Aaron "Like Dat" Rogers didn't already have a firm grip on that MVP Award, you just KNOW Tim Tebow would snag it. In fact, I'm going to devote my next "Let's Go Primetime" list entirely to Tim Tebow! I'm sure he'll make 10 plays this Sunday that trump any of the other boring crap you'll see from any other team. No one has an answer for Tebow! He's never going to lose a game again!