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Hochuli: "Flag on the play. Offsides on the defense, #45. He entered the neutral zone and touched an offensive player prior to the snap, #64 for the offense. According with NFL rules, specifically rule 125 which is found on page 52 of the official NFL rulebook, paragraph 3 of the second sub-heading, it is a penalty of five yards and results in a first down on the Kansas City 25 yard line. Please reset the game clock to 12:25 on this day, the 28th of November, year of our Lord, 2011."
 
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Ref: The reason we're all standing around... in the snow... not doing anything right now... is because some people, don't seem to know the RULES of the game. Do they, number 72! NUMBER 72!! I hope your mother's watching!
 
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"Alright, I don't want to see any of that Ndamukong Suh stuff in this game, or else. You juiced-up, overpaid morons know I can kick all of your asses. Simultaneously."
 
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funny thread, watch out for censor bypasses though.
 
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Gary Kubiak: I don't know why we are yelling!
 
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"These people may have paid to see an NFL game today, but admission was free to my gun show."
 
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"Dad! I finally hit puberty!............................."


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Andrew Siciliano: Welcome back to NFL Tebow Access. Coming up, Brian Billick and Jim Mora debate whether or not having a quarterback like Tim Tebow would have saved their coaching careers, followed by a serious discussion with His Majesty Commissioner Roger Goodell the Valiant on whether or not the act of “Tebowing” by players other than Tim Tebow should be considered religious persecution and grounds for immediate expulsion from the NFL followed by execution. But first, we go to Kara Henderson, Charles Davis and Deion Sanders, who explain why Tim Tebow is the most important player in the league right now.

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Kara Henderson: So Charles, why is Tim Tebow able to win so many games while only completing 0.2 percent of his passes?

Charles Davis: Well Kara, I think you just have to look at the intangibles. Tebow can't complete deep balls, has trouble with screen passes, gets sacked on every other down, and occasionally forgets how to hand the ball off, but that is irrelevant because of how much he galvanizes the team around him. They didn’t care about WINNING until he became their quarterback. They didn’t even understand what winning WAS. Ask any member of the Broncos' defense who motivates them and they'll tell you it's Tim Tebow. They BELIEVE in him, they follow him into battle, and they would gladly slaughter their own children if it meant that they could play one more day for the immortal Tim Tebow.

Deion Sanders: Yeah, it's true. I had my doubts at first but I believe in The Tebow now! He's ready for prrriiiiiiimmmmme time. He might not have all the necessary tools but the kid is a straight-up baller. He just WINS. If Aaron "Like Dat" Rogers didn't already have a firm grip on that MVP Award, you just KNOW Tim Tebow would snag it. In fact, I'm going to devote my next "Let's Go Primetime" list entirely to Tim Tebow! I'm sure he'll make 10 plays this Sunday that trump any of the other boring crap you'll see from any other team. No one has an answer for Tebow! He's never going to lose a game again!
 
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"I admit, my story arc pretty much ended after I married Pam."
 
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Texans Defensive Coordinator Wade Phillips shows the Texans defense how big his appetite is.
 
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Schaub out for the season...

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Leinart out for the season...

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"Oh hell, what am I gonna do? Well, I guess I could... No, there's gotta be another way! Ugh, no. No, there isn't. Sorry, everyone... I gotta do it..."

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"BRETTLEJUICE, BRETTLEJUICE, BRETTLEJUICE!"

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"Well hello there, folks. Ya miss me? Bet ya did. I'm sure of it."
 
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Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!
 
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The cast of new The Munsters TV show.
 
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You want to know how ugly those green Seahawks alternate uniforms were?

Not even these idiots would wear them.
 
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Vince Young: I finally figured out how we can win games, Mike! We'll BOTH play quarterback at the same time! I'll throw a decoy ball that will be intercepted, while you throw the real ball to DeSean for a touchdown!

Michael Vick: (sigh) I miss prison.
 
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2012 NFL Comeback Player of the Year

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"Hey everyone, I'm still available! All 31 teams! Or 32 if Minnesota gives up on the Ponder kid!"
 
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"You want to keep the starting job, Sanchez, you know what you gotta do. That's right, BOTH feet."
 
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Some things will never change
They just stand there looking backwards
Half-unconscious from the pain...


If there's one thing you can say about Rex Grossman, it's that he gives you some consistency at the quarterback position.
 
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Tim Tebow. Making the NFL suck, one punt-filled quarter at a time.
 

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