Just watched Batman & Robin again after many years. And it was actually quite good...

please don't kill me

I'm serious... If you ignore the bat-butts, nipples, cartoonish sound effects and the bat card, it's a fun movie. What did I like about it? Well:
1. The frozen batsymbol. Very cool (cool, get it?).
2. Batman's first line in the movie. Superman exists in this Batworld

t: (why didn't he show up and help Batman? Maybe he was at home, washing his tights?)
3. Batman's dramatic entrance. One of the first clips I saw from Batman 1989 was Batman jumping through the skylight, and I have loved it since. (You break it, you buy it? How hypocritical)
4. All the scenes with Alfred. Wow, that's emotional

I like the parts where Bruce looks back on his childhood, Alfred standing with him at his parents grave, reading a bedtime story etc. It's only short glimpses, but they tell us all we need to know about the two men and their relationship . "I love you, old man"
5. That they included Julie Madison in this one. Finally, Bruce has a real girlfriend. From what I have read she was originally killed in this one, but Schumacher wanted her back in the fifth movie...
6. The scenes with Mr. Freeze and his wife. It's almost straight out of BTAS! And I like the fact that the villain helps Batman save Alfred.
7. George Clooney was a great Bruce Wayne. He looked very much like how Batman was drawn during the fifties. He also looked great in the batsuit. And I don't care if he acted the same when he was Batman, that's how he was portrayed in the classic comics. And what's wrong with a happier Batman? After all the darkness in the previous movies, this is a breath of fresh air. I hope we'll get a lighter Batman movie in the future, we need a little break from all the seriousness.
8. The action scenes were great, a step up from the previous movies. Batman is faster and more agile. The action is over the top, but I like that in a comic book movie. Batman crashes through skylight, slides on dinosaur, glides, fights henchmen, then they're on a rocket headed for space, then they fall down, the batmobile freezes in the air, Batman jumps out...they're everywhere! I miss that in Batman movies.
9. Batman and Robin's suits look fantastic. Ignore the butts and nipples... Clooney's first suit is as good as the previous one. And how cool is it that they used the Nightwing suit and stuck a cape on it? I think it fits in perfectly. By the end, Batman is treating Robin as an equal. He's not just a sidekick anymore. I don't know if that was the intention, but anyway... Poison Ivy's outfit also looked amazing and colorful. What a beautiful design!
10. The ending. It's early in the morning, and our heroes are waiting and hoping that Alfred will survive the night. I can relate to that, I know how it feels to spend hours waiting for someone to get well/survive or for the phone to ring. The colors in this scene works very well to illustrate the depression and sadness. The feeling of uncertainty... It's very quiet, even when Alfred shows up alive. I just think it's a great way to end the movie after all those action scenes. It's like the quiet after a storm.
11. The themes of family and trust, death and even redemption.
And that's why I like Batman & Robin. I think people have been to hard on this movie, myself included. I said to myself that I would never see this movie again...well, I'm glad I broke that promise. Now I remember why this was my favorite movie after Batman 1989 when I was a little boy.
(Puts on bulletproof jacket)