The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[thebat7]

I also have this incredble fetish for Mermaids.

mermaids?

 

[Golgo-13]

Wait... you mean, she had an accident that day, or something else happened? Also, are you sure she wasn't menstruating or something?

..i don't know . I didn't actually reach over and pick up her panties and smell them. I was so shocked, my erection instantly went down. plus i didn't want to embarass her..she was cool. While we did the deed, i didn't smell anything that smelled like ****.I guess i'll never know.

 

[BaleGal]

My confession: I'm actually a 5 foot, 250 lbs male with an extremely hairy back!

 

[CConn]

 

[BaleGal]

LOL!! I just thought I'd get that off my chest

 

[CConn]

.

 

[BaleGal]

Do you really think I was serious, C?

 

[CConn]

of course not...I just wanted to spam

 

[BaleGal]

C'mon, this thread is hilarious (most of it anyway) - don't be a party pooper now

 

[Pirateking]

Me in a park after dark.

 

[Dark Carnage]

Whenever someone annoys me, I spend quite a while imagining killing them in an over the top, completely unrealistic fashion.

 

[BaleGal]

Me in a park after dark.

You talkin' to moi?

 

[BaleGal]

Whenever someone annoys me, I spend quite a while imagining killing them in an over the top, completely unrealistic fashion.

Remind me not to annoy you *shudder*.

 

[Pirateking]

You talkin' to moi?

No.

 

[Dark Carnage]

Remind me not to annoy you *shudder*.

Ahh don't worry about it.

I only do that because I have some sort of mental block that prevents me from actually hurting anyone.

That really annoys me. My Brother has been needing a serious beating from me for years. Yet I have never been able to bring myself to do it. Even though I have been fuming with rage, I just can't hit him.

It's even spilled over into my dreams.

I'm just waiting for the day I rearrange his face.

 

[BaleGal]

Was that your secret confession?
What do you do in a park after dark?

 

[BaleGal]

Ahh don't worry about it.

I only do that because I have some sort of mental block that prevents me from actually hurting anyone.

That really annoys me. My Brother has been needing a serious beating from me for years. Yet I have never been able to bring myself to do it. Even though I have been fuming with rage, I just can't hit him.

It's even spilled over into my dreams.

I'm just waiting for the day I rearrange his face.

That's a relief. But now I feel scared for your brother!

 

[CConn]

Was that your secret confession?
What do you do in a park after dark?

a rapist, maybe?

 

[Pirateking]

Was that your secret confession?
What do you do in a park after dark?

Me in a park after dark - running around in a state of undress. Only in warm weather!

 

[BaleGal]

Funny, C!

And you get a kick out of that? Nice confession.

 

[Peter Parker]

I have a secret to confess.

 

[Spider-Man]

I have a secret to confess.

I'm Spider-Man.

 

[thebat7]

thwip!

 

[caretaker14]

I s'pose my biggest confession is that I write Teen Titans, Poke'mon, and Dragonball Z erotic fanfiction.

I also discovered porn when I was 7.

 

[Golgo-13]

Ahh don't worry about it.

I only do that because I have some sort of mental block that prevents me from actually hurting anyone.

That really annoys me. My Brother has been needing a serious beating from me for years. Yet I have never been able to bring myself to do it. Even though I have been fuming with rage, I just can't hit him.

It's even spilled over into my dreams.

I'm just waiting for the day I rearrange his face.

...i hope you have another way of releasing that anger. Anger building up over the years can turn a mild mannered joe..into the kind of guy that runs up to his current job, with an oozie after his boss turns down his request for a raise!