The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Equint77]

My secret is..... I'm about to steal Betty Brant from Peter Parker.


SUUCKA

 

[Gmanofsteel]

thinking....i don't know.......

 

[Carmine Falcone]

I have seriously though about killing this guy who keeping harassing my wife on the job. i followed him home one day (he didn't know who i was, i knew who he was from the description my wife gave me of him) and found out where he lived. i was gonna shoot him in the back of the head, right outside his front door.

I played out this scenerio over and over in my head for a week. When the day i decided to do it finally came around, i followed him on train and bus all the way to his front door as planned, pulled the gun out of my pocket, then started to shake nervously. He was opening his door with his key at the time. Instead of running up and doing the 'deed' i walked right by his house and went home. Instead i convined my wife to file a sexual harassement claim against him, and he was fired shortly there after.

That guy will never know how close he came to loosing his life.

I've never told my wife this, and never will.

I guess it's true what they say 'you have to be a killer at heart to kill, it's not as easy as it looks, i will never forget the feeling i got that stopped me right before i did it. i guess i'm not a killer.

TRUE STORY

Sweet Jesus!

very good of you to resist the temptation of blowing that guy's head off!

 

[Herr Logan]

This is just to resubscribe to this thread, since my subscription list was wiped for some unknown reason.

Also, I searched through an entire cartoon porn site reccommended to me by one of the dirtier-minded members of the Hype.

 

[caretaker14]

This is just to resubscribe to this thread, since my subscription list was wiped for some unknown reason.

Also, I searched through an entire cartoon porn site reccommended to me by one of the dirtier-minded members of the Hype.

lol...

 

[Herr Logan]

lol...

It could happen to you! Both things I mentioned!

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Sweet Jesus!

very good of you to resist the temptation of blowing that guy's head off!

Yeah, He's such a wonderful person.A real lowlife would ahve walked up to the guy before backing off.

 

[Golgo-13]

I had sex with a girl while she was on her period. We were under the blankets while doing it.When i stood up, my entire mid section was covered in bright red blood!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i slept with a night-light on till i was 12.

Nothing as exciting as *********ion, porn, or killing.

 

[caretaker14]

I had sex with a girl while she was on her period. We were under the blankets while doing it.When i stood up, my entire mid section was covered in bright red blood!

That is wrong on so many levels.

 

[caretaker14]

i slept with a night-light on till i was 12.

Nothing as exciting as *********ion, porn, or killing.

Don't feel bad. I still sleep with the lamp on.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

my other secret is im claustrophobic. my dad thought it would be funny to put a blanket or pillow over my head when i was little.

 

[The Lumberjack]

...i hope you have another way of releasing that anger. Anger building up over the years can turn a mild mannered joe..into the kind of guy that runs up to his current job, with an oozie after his boss turns down his request for a raise!

Or he could accidentally be bombarded w/ gamma rays and.............well we all know where that ends up.

 

[Herr Logan]

I had sex with a girl while she was on her period. We were under the blankets while doing it.When i stood up, my entire mid section was covered in bright red blood!

I've had sex during a period before. I've even performed cunnilingus under those circumstances. Not the tastiest thing in the world...

 

[litlgreendude]

i have many dirty little secrets...

1) i am 16... never been kissed... : (

2) I have *********ed to bulma from dbz ( dont feel so bad about pokemon do you?)

3) i love emma watson from harry potter ( if she where a year younger it would be illegal)

 

[Golgo-13]

I've had sex during a period before. I've even performed cunnilingus under those circumstances. Not the tastiest thing in the world...

..you sick ****!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i have many dirty little secrets...

1) i am 16... never been kissed... : (

im 15 and ive never been kissed.

 

[Herr Logan]

..you sick ****!

You try to do something nice for someone and all you get is judgment...

It's not as sick as the guy who boinked his friend's sister and mother. That $hit is like something out of an internet sex fiction story.

 

[Golgo-13]

For real, and besides the girl asked me to do it, i refused but then finally gave in to her nagging!

 

[MutantCircus]

Once I went to the zoo, and I met a pretty young worker there. She fed the Elephants. Well we flirted for a while and eventually we were banging in the Elephant cage, and the Elephant got in on it too! We all had a lot of fun until the Elephant climaxed.





If you believed that, you're just plain sick. Or ******ed.

 

[caretaker14]

im 15 and ive never been kissed.

As am I.

 

[caretaker14]

i have many dirty little secrets...

1) i am 16... never been kissed... : (
undefined Same here.

2) I have *********ed to bulma from dbz ( dont feel so bad about pokemon do you?)
Who hasn't?

3) i love emma watson from harry potter ( if she where a year younger it would be illegal) I do too.

.....

 

[caretaker14]

Once I went to the zoo, and I met a pretty young worker there. She fed the Elephants. Well we flirted for a while and eventually we were banging in the Elephant cage, and the Elephant got in on it too! We all had a lot of fun until the Elephant climaxed.





If you believed that, you're just plain sick. Or ******ed.

(Falls out of chair laughing)

 

[Phoney Bone]

I thought you were being ****ed up my Ivan!

Stop promising things you can't fufill caretaker!

DAMN FLIP-FLOPPER!

 

[caretaker14]

I thought you were being ****ed up my Ivan!

Stop promising things you can't fufill caretaker!

DAMN FLIP-FLOPPER!

The storm hasn't hit yet. Trust me, you'll know when Ivan is here.