The Official FF "OFF-TOPIC" Thread

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Yeah, but you know damn well if Speelburger does Cap he will cast Tom Cruise in the part. :o
 
I think if they use the Ultimate Cap and Speilburg they'd have a great hit.
 
I dont like Captain America..Id like to see another comic adaptation.I wanna see Iron Man.......soooooo bad!!
 
Well this used be one of the few boards that were sane and I could enjoy looking at the threads and posting once in a while, but now it's just annoying and this probably the last you'll see of me. Good Bye, it's been great. liesse00 signing off.:ff:
 
liesse00 said:
Well this used be one of the few boards that were sane and I could enjoy looking at the threads and posting once in a while, but now it's just annoying and this probably the last you'll see of me. Good Bye, it's been great. liesse00 signing off.:ff:
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Well, whenever a movie comes out the forum for that movie gets invaded by trolls and n00bs. Give it a month or so, it will go back to normal. :up:
 
Vartha said:
All this talk about Dark movies got me to thinking About the Rumor of Speilburg wanting to Do Captain America.

If you think about it Cap would have to be a dark movie too if they do the origin. I mean it was WW2, one of the worlds darkest times, and Speilburg has done dark movies.
What do you guys think?
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Spielberg + Captain America = best superhero movie of all time:eek::D:up:
 
DOG LIPS said:
Yeah, but you know damn well if Speelburger does Cap he will cast Tom Cruise in the part. :o
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I still think Cruise should have accepted the Iron Man role.
 
Ultimate Iceman said:
I still think Cruise should have accepted the Iron Man role.
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Yeah, and Iron Man can thwart the evil plans of the Intergalactic Warlord Xenu as he releases the space prisoners from their captivity in Earth's volcanoes while Tony wages a one man war against the "pseudoscience" of psychiatry. Then Tony Stark engineers a new shampoo called "L. Ron HubPERT Plus" and rids the planet of the souls of evil beings that control humankind as invisible dandruff.
 
Killgore said:
Yeah, and Iron Man can thwart the evil plans of the Intergalactic Warlord Xenu as he releases the space prisoners from their captivity in Earth's volcanoes while Tony wages a one man war against the "pseudoscience" of psychiatry. Then Tony Stark engineers a new shampoo called "L. Ron HubPERT Plus" and rids the planet of the souls of evil beings that control humankind as invisible dandruff.
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You see if you look beyond the fact that Tom Cruise is a Scientologist and consider that he's actually a great actor, then you would see that he is great for the role.
 
After seeing Last Samarai I thought that Cruise would be perfect for the role of Tony Stark. that whole drunken portrayal at the beginning had me sold. Oh, and all the action stuff.
 
Ultimate Iceman said:
I still think Cruise should have accepted the Iron Man role.
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Not if he thought they weren't going in the right direction with it. I don't blame him for leaving. I have a bad feeling the movie won't be what us fans are expecting. I hope I'm wrong:up:
 
Kmack said:
Not if he thought they weren't going in the right direction with it. I don't blame him for leaving. I have a bad feeling the movie won't be what us fans are expecting. I hope I'm wrong:up:
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Well, there's no way the idiots'll make a "summer blockbuster" with a toy tie-in about an alcoholic, that's for sure, wouldn't even let Ben smoke his cigar. :(
 
I'm looking forward to seeing King Kong.

They show King Kong challenging that T-Rex in the trailer. That got me to thinking, how cool it would be to have King Kong face off with The Thing, or The Hulk.
 
Sorry but this is too freaking hilarious NOT to post here:


He who has ever done/had an evaluation just
remember, it could have been worse.
These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.



1. "Since my last report, this employee
has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to
breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of
a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant
supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems
that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of
adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and
then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the
sooner he starts, the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the
plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse
than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.

14. "I would like to go hunting with him
sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he
leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one
looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the
lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before
he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are
flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is
lost and the other is ! out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have
to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his
thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you
can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out
1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of
knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch
'60-minutes'."
 
Lightning Strikez! said:
Sorry but this is too freaking hilarious NOT to post here:


He who has ever done/had an evaluation just
remember, it could have been worse.
These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.



1. "Since my last report, this employee
has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to
breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of
a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant
supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems
that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of
adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and
then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the
sooner he starts, the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the
plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse
than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.

14. "I would like to go hunting with him
sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he
leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one
looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the
lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before
he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are
flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is
lost and the other is ! out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have
to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his
thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you
can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out
1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of
knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch
'60-minutes'."
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:D :up:
I actually heard a couple of those from Rodney Dangerfield....
 
Article in The Sun:
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I read that today, she was trying to raise money for a holiday by selling private pictures on eBay for £5.50 a pic...WTF?
 
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