The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay HH, er, uh, why hate the Grimace? I neglected to go through pages of prior posting only to figure that I'd find out straight from the source.

So again, why do you hate the Grimace? He's like the juice box guy for McDonalds. He has no real clout. He's just filler.

Seriously that guy just pisses me off.

What the hell is he? A purple blob? A rotten chicken mcnugget?

How does he even biologically function?

Why the hell is he purple? What kind of color is that to choose for? Why not green? Or blue? Or even red or yellow?

What the hell is his purpose in McDonaldLand? WHAT IS IT besides being a complete ******?

It's a damn shame that nothing can kill the Grimace

That is his reason.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

1. What the hell is he?

2. He's called the Grimace, yet he never grimaces.

3. He's purple.

4. He eats children.

I dunno, but purple is the official color of the gay community, and incidentally, the triangle is the official shape (I don't know why any demographic would need official. . . stuff, but anyways) also.

I guess he's just one big gay purple people eater. . . not that there's anything wrong with that.

*cowers in terror from gay mophia*

 

[Hack and Slash]

But still whatever he was, Grimace is here to stay

 

[The Apatow Crew]

When you hear the name grimace you think of a face of fear not some purple people eater

btw the way you can see Alba Hates The Grimace!!! i contacted her. she supports us.

 

[Hack and Slash]

When you hear the name grimace you think of a face of fear not some purple people eater

btw the way you can see Alba Hates The Grimace!!! i contacted her. she supports us.

Alba Hates Grimace, that's a new one

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Alba Hates Grimace, that's a new one

Yes it is. we got celeb contacts now.

funny thing is my sister actually works at mcdonalds. i saw a guy in a costume once i was thinking of kicking him since he looked very top heavy.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

The Grimace is a godless killing machine.

And he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The Grimace is a godless killing machine.

And he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

maybe your name should be FEAR THE GRIMACE.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

The Grimace is a godless killing machine.

And he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

No he's not. . .

but oh dear. I guess the rumor was true:

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

maybe your name should be FEAR THE GRIMACE.

hmmm......

 

[DOG LIPS]

No he's not. . .

but oh dear. I guess the rumor was true:

That man is just trying to get The Grimace to spare his life and the lives of his family.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No he's not. . .

but oh dear. I guess the rumor was true:

That poor child.

this should be proof enough the grimace is a monster and should be locked away for our childrens safety. because yours could be next.

this has been a public service announcement paid by for the people against the grimace.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

By performing ******io?!?!?

The horror!!!

 

[Hack and Slash]

I don't understand the poll results everytime i look at it. is it rigged??? 16 people voted but how come there are 25 votes

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't understand the poll results everytime i look at it. is it rigged??? 16 people voted but how come there are 25 votes

ITS RIGGED I TELL YOU RIGGED!

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That man is just trying to get The Grimace to spare his life and the lives of his family.

Spare me the details.

You can clearly see that he's smiling.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

By performing ******io?!?!?

The horror!!!

Yes no little child should have to endore that from that purple Pr*ck!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Spare me the details.

You can clearly see that he's smiling.

Yeah he's clearing showing his "O" face there.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

He is enjoying that far to much.

Sick twisted bastard!!

 

[Hack and Slash]

He is enjoying that far to much.

Sick twisted bastard!!

He takes pleasure by torturing poor little kids.

Sicko!!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

He is enjoying that far to much.

Sick twisted bastard!!

Look at his hands he's pushing the kids head down. only a sicko would do that.

 

[THE GOON]

Friggin' ******io monster!!

GAHH!!!!

 

[Hack and Slash]

Friggin' ******io monster!!

GAHH!!!!

Please joined our cause and vote aganist the purple monster

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Friggin' ******io monster!!

GAHH!!!!

that's why you gotta vote agains the grimace.

 

[THE GOON]

I don't know if i can....


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