The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[The Apatow Crew]

You guys just say "I'll double it!"

Thats what McDonalds do. They Super Size It.

 

[The Infernal]

I was promised 2 unicorns and big macs to like him And the Burger King is just scary

Exactly. The only people that have more plastic in their smiles are Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.

 

[Hack and Slash]

don't forget the pillsbury dough boy

murdered by this thing!

Remember the innocent.

That picture just wants to make me laugh. A purple Mcnugget
Why the hell was he always smiling about

 

[The Infernal]

You guys just say "I'll double it!"

To be fair, I did disagree when he said that to your offer of anything from your menu. There's no way I would double any offer from your menu.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Whoppers suck and Big Macs are better, and if you can't get rid of your raping King then there's no way I'm joining your dark side

Burger King is bound to replace him within a year or two like they have with all the others. Like my friend Ugoff here:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That picture just wants to make me laugh. A purple Mcnugget
Why the hell was he always smiling about

Cause no one would suspect his true self.

 

[Tsunulia]

Burger King is bound to replace him within a year or two like they have with all the others. Like my friend Ugoff here:

Is that Jeff Goldbloom? I think I'm gonna hurl..........

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Like i said before Burger King has to get a Celeb Endoser.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Is that Jeff Goldbloom? I think I'm gonna hurl..........

No i don't think so.

 

[Hack and Slash]

No i don't think so.

I doubt it too

 

[hippie_hunter]

Is that Jeff Goldbloom? I think I'm gonna hurl..........

No, it's Daniel Raymont.

Also, remember the Subservient Chicken

 

[The Infernal]

Is that Jeff Goldbloom? I think I'm gonna hurl..........

Nah, but Jeff did do a beer advert years ago.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No, it's Daniel Raymont.

Also, remember the Subservient Chicken

Big Clucking Chicken.

lol

 

[Tsunulia]

Burger King had those frikin rocker chickens that scared the crap out of me too.

 

[Hack and Slash]

Oh boy two mascots going on head to head...

 

[hippie_hunter]

Burger King had those frikin rocker chickens that scared the crap out of me too.

They also got rid of the Burger King Kids Club Gang

My point is that no Burger King mascot is permanent. Just wait for the King to be replaced by someone else.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. When did this become about McDonald's vs. Burger King?


This is and was only about the power of The Grimace!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

They also got rid of the Burger King Kids Club Gang

My point is that no Burger King mascot is permanent. Just wait for the King to be replaced by someone else.

I heard shortly after most of those kids went into porn and the dog was put to sleep. and the kid in a wheel chair feel down a flight of stairs.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. When did this become about McDonald's vs. Burger King?


This is and was only about the power of The Grimace!

Exactly

 

[The Infernal]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. When did this become about McDonald's vs. Burger King?


This is and was only about the power of The Grimace!

Yes, but apparently those kids and the chicken led by the Burger King King have risen up against The Grimace.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Yes, but apparently those kids and the chicken led by the Burger King King have risen up against The Grimace.

They are our allies only by default.

 

[The Infernal]

They are our allies only by default.

That's the second time you've said that. You don't sound very happy about it. Do you want to dimish your army?

 

[hippie_hunter]

That's the second time you've said that. You don't sound very happy about it. Do you want to dimish your army?

Well, many do find the King to be very creepy, and the Burger King Kids Club Gang are too young to fight and are extremely nerdy.

Also, Burger King is the rival of McDonalds which supports the Grimace, so of course they would be our ally automatically by default.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

They are our allies only by default.

Okay HH, er, uh, why hate the Grimace? I neglected to go through pages of prior posting only to figure that I'd find out straight from the source.

So again, why do you hate the Grimace? He's like the juice box guy for McDonalds. He has no real clout. He's just filler.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Okay HH, er, uh, why hate the Grimace? I neglected to go through pages of prior posting only to figure that I'd find out straight from the source.

So again, why do you hate the Grimace? He's like the juice box guy for McDonalds. He has no real clout. He's just filler.

1. What the hell is he?

2. He's called the Grimace, yet he never grimaces.

3. He's purple.

4. He eats children.