The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[Flexo]

I promise 8 unicorns, a chariot, and whoppers. I can't do anything about the Burger King King though.

...I'll double it.

Plus sever the Burger King King's head from his neck.

 

[jaguarr]

I would like to announce that through a large number of small, complex trade market maneuvers and some skillful patent and trademark filings, I have amassed all proper rights and complete, sole ownership to all things milkshake related, including Orange Julius, the margarita, the daquiri and the Icee. It is now prohibited by law to produce or market any frozen drink concoctions on an international and domestic basis without express legal permission from myself. Not only does this portfolio provide me with an immense, immediate fortune based on licensing options, but it also leaves me in complete control of the only viable food source in the world that can sustain The Grimace. What this means is that The Grimace is forced to do my bidding, which he really doesn't mind because now he has access to Wendy's Frosty's which he never did before thanks to that tyrant Ronald McDonald, so he is more than happy to destroy whatever I wish.

My loyalties in this matter are now up for auction. Let the bidding begin.

jag

 

[Flexo]

I would like to announce that through a large number of small, complex trade market maneuvers and some skillful patent and trademark filings, I have amassed all proper rights and complete, sole ownership to all things milkshake related, including Orange Julius, the margarita, the daquiri and the Icee. It is now prohibited by law to produce or market any frozen drink concoctions on an international and domestic basis without express legal permission from myself. Not only does this portfolio provide me with an immense, immediate fortune based on licensing options, but it also leaves me in complete control of the only viable food source in the world that can sustain The Grimace. What this means is that The Grimace is forced to do my bidding, which he really doesn't mind because now he has access to Wendy's Frosty's which he never did before thanks to that tyrant Ronald McDonald, so he is more than happy to destroy whatever I wish.

My loyalties in this matter are now up for auction. Let the bidding begin.

jag

I'll double it!

Err... whatever you want, boss!

 

[Flexo]

For starts, we'll give you

 

[jaguarr]

You have my attention, Flexo. You may present the true bulk of your offer, now that you've proffered these trinkets to garner my interest.

jag

 

[Badger]

I give my allegiance to the ‘Anti-Grimace Alliance’; I only ask in return that I may feed on his still beating heart, once it is ripped from his chest. I hate that, milkshake stealing, glob of purple bile. Thank You for your Time.

 

[Flexo]

You have my attention, Flexo. You may present the true bulk of your offer, now that you've proffered these trinkets to garner my interest.

jag

Now now, that would spoil the fun. For now, I'll increase my offer to include... JAPAN!

Also, in my last post, the second pic is of Heidi Clum. Not a red x.

 

[jaguarr]

You're going to have to do better than that. I have yet to hear any offers from the other competing parties.

jag

 

[Swordmaster]

My loyalties lie with Grimace.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I would like to announce that through a large number of small, complex trade market maneuvers and some skillful patent and trademark filings, I have amassed all proper rights and complete, sole ownership to all things milkshake related, including Orange Julius, the margarita, the daquiri and the Icee. It is now prohibited by law to produce or market any frozen drink concoctions on an international and domestic basis without express legal permission from myself. Not only does this portfolio provide me with an immense, immediate fortune based on licensing options, but it also leaves me in complete control of the only viable food source in the world that can sustain The Grimace. What this means is that The Grimace is forced to do my bidding, which he really doesn't mind because now he has access to Wendy's Frosty's which he never did before thanks to that tyrant Ronald McDonald, so he is more than happy to destroy whatever I wish.

My loyalties in this matter are now up for auction. Let the bidding begin.

jag

No, you can't attempt to control the Grimace. That's what he wants you to think! Run while you still can before he destroys you

 

[jaguarr]

No, you can't attempt to control the Grimace. That's what he wants you to think! Run while you still can before he destroys you

I threatened to shut down milkshake production world wide. The Grimace cried like a little girl and begged me for mercy.

jag

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe a lil too committed.

Jealous?

 

[Tsunulia]

The frikin Death Star in Japan baby! I'm proud to be with the Grimace

 

[Sloth7d]

Not japan!
You can have .....er....California....instead.
Thats about even....right?.....RIGHT?

 

[jaguarr]

I have sent The Grimace to destroy hippie_hunter's home in order to ensure he realizes I am serious. Don't take it personally, hippie_hunter. It's just business. I'm still awaiting your business proposal.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

I have sent The Grimace to destroy hippie_hunter's home in order to ensure he realizes I am serious. Don't take it personally, hippie_hunter. It's just business. I'm still awaiting your business proposal.

jag

No!
Because Hippie_hunter is procted by my personal enforcer-

Nothing stops the Elmo.

 

[jaguarr]

I hate to tell you this, but The Grimace ate Elmo in one bite upon encountering him. Sorry.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

That was a clone made to fool Grimace.
Don't you know?
Elmos insane. He's worst than The joker,the Green goblin, and Peewee herman all mixed together. I can hardly control him.

He's so crazy, one day he decided to make a tv show that melts your brain if you watch.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I shouldn't've even clicked on this thread because I'm pretty much a life-long lover of Grimace.
:ghosts out:

 

[Hack and Slash]

I shouldn't've even clicked on this thread because I'm pretty much a life-long lover of Grimace.
:ghosts out:

I Always a life long hater of Grimace

 

[Sloth7d]

I Always a life long hater of Grimace

Him And Barney.
Pretty much anything thats purple........

 

[Flexo]

I have sent The Grimace to destroy hippie_hunter's home in order to ensure he realizes I am serious. Don't take it personally, hippie_hunter. It's just business. I'm still awaiting your business proposal.

jag

Whatever he offers, I'll double it! (Yes, even if he offers to multilply what I multiply, I'll double that.

 

[Sloth7d]

What if he offers infinite rewards?
How do you double that?

 

[Flexo]

What if he offers infinite rewards?
How do you double that?

By giving him everything he offers, plus everything from the anti-cosmos.

 

[Sloth7d]

I can't allow that.
I must fight you to the death.