The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Grimace is a chick, right?

 

[Lackey]

I would totally do Grimace.

chubby chaser?

 

[Ox Elf]

Grimace is a chick, right?

I'd say by the use of the masculine pronoun "him" the thread starter is under the assumption that grimace is indeed not a female. Thus for the purposes of this thread the course of action is one of either proving him wrong or operating under his predetermined assumption.

 

[jaguarr]

Grimace is a chick, right?

Grimace is completely asexual and androgynous. Don't ask me how I know this.

jag

 

[roach]

Grimace is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse...he rides a pale horse and his name is Death

 

[Ox Elf]

Grimace is completely asexual and androgynous. Don't ask me how I know this.

jag

Grimace turned down jag's sex offer.

And since jag is both man and woman, Grimace is asexual.


That's how.

 

[jaguarr]

Grimace turned down jag's sex offer.

And since jag is both man and woman, Grimace is asexual.


That's how.

No, that's not it. You tempt me to reject your offer and side with your nemesis, Flexo.

jag

 

[Ox Elf]

what offer?

 

[jaguarr]

what offer?

So you are reneging on your previous offer of anything times infinity plus Japan and the Death Star among other things? Fine, I'll consider your offer removed from the table. I have interest from an outside third party who would like to see both you AND hippie_hunter destroyed by The Grimace. Their money and assets will work just as well as anyone elses. Good day, sir!

jag

 

[Ox Elf]

I have no idea what you're on about

 

[Flexo]

So you are reneging on your previous offer of anything times infinity plus Japan and the Death Star among other things? Fine, I'll consider your offer removed from the table. I have interest from an outside third party who would like to see both you AND hippie_hunter destroyed by The Grimace. Their money and assets will work just as well as anyone elses. Good day, sir!

jag

Uh... Flexo and Ox Elf are not the same person.

As a token of good will, here's your very own John Madden.

Treat him however you see fit.

 

[Ox Elf]

Yeah. What he said.

Expect for the John Madden part. I don't believe in slavery.




at least not yet.

 

[jaguarr]

Uh... Flexo and Ox Elf are not the same person.

As a token of good will, here's your very own John Madden.

Treat him however you see fit.

Are you TRYING to insult me? We do NOT give John Madden's to people we want to maintain good relations with where I come from.

jag

 

[hippie_hunter]

So you are reneging on your previous offer of anything times infinity plus Japan and the Death Star among other things? Fine, I'll consider your offer removed from the table. I have interest from an outside third party who would like to see both you AND hippie_hunter destroyed by The Grimace. Their money and assets will work just as well as anyone elses. Good day, sir!

jag

I won't go down without a fight

 

[jaguarr]

I won't go down without a fight

I control The Grimace. You have already lost.

jag

 

[hippie_hunter]

I control The Grimace. You have already lost.

jag

No one can control the Grimace. He is tricking you into thinking that way

 

[Flexo]

Are you TRYING to insult me? We do NOT give John Madden's to people we want to maintain good relations with where I come from.

jag

You are saying you don't want to punch John Madden in the face?

 

[Ox Elf]

Are you TRYING to insult me? We do NOT give John Madden's to people we want to maintain good relations with where I come from.

jag

You misused an apostrophe.

 

[jaguarr]

No one can control the Grimace. He is tricking you into thinking that way

I control the milkshakes. If The Grimace doesn't want to starve himself into indefinite hibernation, he'll go along with what I say. Besides, I have him a Wendy's Frosty and he was addicted instantly. That tyrant Ronald McDonald NEVER would have let him have such amazing treats.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

You are saying you don't want to punch John Madden in the face?

What, and get his stink on my hand?

jag

 

[jaguarr]

You misused an apostrophe.

You lack interesting things to say.

jag

 

[King Ruler]

I have joined the fray and I agree, the Grimace must go. And then we can move on to Ronald, that Big Bird knock off, and Count Chocula. Hamburgurlar's pretty cool though.

 

[Flexo]

What, and get his stink on my hand?

jag

In that case, here.

Your personal Luchadore. Perfect for pile driving John Madden.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I control the milkshakes. If The Grimace doesn't want to starve himself into indefinite hibernation, he'll go along with what I say. Besides, I have him a Wendy's Frosty and he was addicted instantly. That tyrant Ronald McDonald NEVER would have let him have such amazing treats.

jag

You think that Ronald McDonald actually has power. The Grimace controls everything! He'll find away to get milkshakes, I guarantee it.

 

[jaguarr]

In that case, here.

Your personal Luchadore. Perfect for pile driving John Madden.

Arrange it so that he can kill John Madden, Juliet Lewis and Bryant Gumble in a four-way steel-cage death match and I'll consider your offer back on the table despite Ox Elf's efforts to ruin it for you.

jag