The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[Iceman]

You people are really exaggerating the Grimace's abilities. It's just some broke nerd in a costume of a ugly, stupid purple monster, looking to make some fast buck by making kids happy.

A shot in the head is all it takes.

But then, it wouldn't matter, anyway. Because all of you would just come up with endless excuses about how the Grimace is this oh-so-powerful God who cannot be killed, which is just silly.

Yeah, he's dead. I beat him up with my good ol' baseball bat yesterday. I could've swore I saw blood coming out of the costume.

The world is now a safer place from nerds in purple costumes.

Grimbo is immortal.

 

[TrailerCues]

Spoiler

**** The Grimace

 

[LEX]

Grimbo is immortal.

Didn't see that coming at all.

 

[Flexo]

Look at me, I'm a ******* buzzkill. I shouldn't even be on the internet, because I think I'm better than everyone.

Jesus pal.

 

[Iceman]

Spoiler

**** The Grimace

You have to pay a lot of money for that. The queue is many years.

 

[LEX]

Jesus pal.

Good. You're out of it. Welcome back to reality.

1 down, 28 to go.

You have to pay a lot of money for that. The queue is many years.

Would anyone really take money over having sex with the Grimace?

 

[Flexo]

Good. You're out of it. Welcome back to reality.

1 down, 28 to go.

No, I meant that as in, "God damn, what the hell is your problem freak?"

 

[LEX]

No, I meant that as in, "God damn, what the hell is your problem freak?"

We're just saving everyone from being devoured by the Grimace. Clearly, they're under some sort of mind-control. The Grimace has you by its side. What then? You don't think it's gonna eat you up in the end?

Perhaps giving them a dose of reality might be the only way. Just don't get in the way.

 

[Iceman]

Would anyone really take money over having sex with the Grimace?

You're right, it's not possible to put a price on the chance of a sexual encounter with Grimace.

 

[jaguarr]

Sounds like someone is a Grimophobe.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

That's Gracist!

 

[Iceman]

Sounds like someone is a Grimophobe.

jag

Lex Luthor has been exhibiting Grimist behaviour for a while now. The level of Grimism in this thread is generally very disappointing.

 

[squeekness]

That's Gracist!

LOL.

 

[hippie_hunter]

That's Gracist!

What the f**k? Wouldn't it still be racist

 

[Sloth7d]

You guys are still talking about the grimace?
Elmo killed him two days ago. The threat is over.

 

[jaguarr]

You guys are still talking about the grimace?
Elmo killed him two days ago. The threat is over.

Put down the crack pipe.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

He did. Elmo is the ultimate terror of the universe.
There is only "one" stronger than him.(And it's not Grimace)

 

[Flexo]

He did. Elmo is the ultimate terror of the universe.
There is only "one" stronger than him.(And it's not Grimace)

You see kids, this is why you shouldn't mess with drugs.

 

[Sloth7d]

You see kids, this is why you shouldn't mess with drugs.

Yeah because if you don't have Elmos money you'll end up like Grimace.

 

[jaguarr]

There is nothing badass about Elmo in any way, shape or form. He's like the bicycle of the Muppets; EVERYONE'S had a ride.

jag

 

[Hack and Slash]

Has anyone taken down that purple monster Grimace yet?

 

[Sloth7d]

Elmo has.

 

[jaguarr]

Elmo has.

No.

jag

 

[Super Flight]

lol, you never see him anymore, where'd he go

 

[Docker2.0]

Is Grimace a male or female? Or does he reproduce by himself? By self I mean does he mas......you get the point.