The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[Sloth7d]

Talking to animals. So they basically turned him into their version of Aquaman from Superfriends.

The rest have potentially destructive abilities while Heart can....talk to animals

With the power of heart we can control Jaguarr. And by controlling him we control grimace.

edit:-don't use the powers on me.
I'm a sin not an animal.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Agreed. Grimace is a lot like the tar baby in those old tales. Chuck would just get stuck in Grimace when he went to punch and kick him and then Grimace would absorb Chuck and all of his power and become completely invincible with advanced martial arts skills, no longer needing the milkshakes to sustain him. This would be incredibly bad for everyone.

jag

Everyone except the McNuggets. They're safe cuz they fly under everybody's radar.

 

[Iceman]

16 pages of Grimace hate. Wow.

It's not all hate. There's much love out there for Hamburglar's bane.

 

[jaguarr]

With the power of heart we can control Jaguarr. And by controlling him we control grimace.

edit:-don't use the powers on me.
I'm a sin not an animal.

Actually a sloth IS an animal, and every moron human who's ever had the power of heart and been able to talk to animals hasn't had one interesting thing to say, so they've been eaten just to shut them up.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Everyone except the McNuggets. They're safe cuz they fly under everybody's radar.

Well, McNuggets are like microbes. They're just kind of there, doing their thing, able to continue on no matter what goes on around them yet unable to affect anything, either.

jag

 

[Flexo]

With the power of heart we can control Jaguarr. And by controlling him we control grimace.

edit:-don't use the powers on me.
I'm a sin not an animal.

 

[Sloth7d]

Actually a sloth IS an animal, and every moron human who's ever had the power of heart and been able to talk to animals hasn't had one interesting thing to say, so they've been eaten just to shut them up.

jag

Even Eddie Murphy?
What about Raven Samone? No animal could eat all of her.

Btw:I knew that sloths are animals.

 

[Iceman]

Haha.

The Grimace is a great battle strategist.

 

[Sloth7d]

Grimace must be stopped at all cost.

Edit: Oh and you just assisted the hippie hunters continuous quest.
The planeteers/hippies were pawns in our strategem to be sacraficed in test battles against the grimace.

 

[jaguarr]

Even Eddie Murphy?
What about Raven Samone? No animal could eat all of her.

Btw:I knew that sloths are animals.

Well, Eddie Murphy tasted too bad for the hyenas to finish him and Raven likes to have sex with bears so they decided to maul her in a different way.

jag

 

[Flexo]

Haha.

The Grimace is a great battle strategist.

I know.

He never loses his spy in Stratego.

Napoleon only lost Waterloo because he didn't bother to ask the Grimace what he'd do.

He even has a strategy for beating a magic 8 ball.

 

[Sloth7d]

Well, Eddie Murphy tasted too bad for the hyenas to finish him and Raven likes to have sex with bears so they decided to maul her in a different way.

jag

All the female bears must be jealous.

 

[jaguarr]

All the female bears must be jealous.

What are you talking about? They joined in, too.

Anyway, what the hell kind of a strategy is sacrificing pawns you know are just going be destroyed by The Grimace like everything else? He's unstoppable. Even Galactus stays away from Earth because he knows that if he gets too close The Grimace will eat him. Some silly Planeteers aren't gonna do sh1t. The best thing you Grimace haters can do is just hide.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

No, I have Elmo.

 

[Flexo]

No, I have Elmo.

This is all that remains of Elmo.

 

[Sloth7d]

This is all that remains of Elmo.

Its another clone.
I'm telling you guys Elmo can't be stopped.
Even Chuck Norris is afraid of him.

 

[jaguarr]

No one is afraid of Elmo. For any reason. Ever. He's as useless as **** on a board. Quit trying to create a rumor about him. He's Grimace Feces and that's all.

jag

 

[Iceman]

I know.

He never loses his spy in Stratego.

Napoleon only lost Waterloo because he didn't bother to ask the Grimace what he'd do.

He even has a strategy for beating a magic 8 ball.

In ancient Greece, Grimace once devoured 2,000 horses in one day. In homage of this extraordinary feat, the Greeks constructed a monument in his honour. The Trojans had alas underestimated the prowess of the Grimace.

 

[Iceman]

Also, Grimace ate Achilles.

 

[Hack and Slash]

Is Grimace dead yet?

 

[Flexo]

Is Grimace dead yet?

Nope.

Alive and well.

In fact, better than ever.

 

[Iceman]

Can he reproduce? We can't let all that potential go to waste if he has an accident.

 

[LEX]

Is Grimace dead yet?

Yes.

Evidence.

And we can all breathe a little easier.

 

[Flexo]

Yes.

Evidence.

And we can all breathe a little easier.

As if. Nothing can kill the Grimace.

 

[LEX]

You people are really exaggerating the Grimace's abilities. It's just some broke nerd in a costume of a ugly, stupid purple monster, looking to make some fast buck by making kids happy.

A shot in the head is all it takes.

But then, it wouldn't matter, anyway. Because all of you would just come up with endless excuses about how the Grimace is this oh-so-powerful God who cannot be killed, which is just silly.

Yeah, he's dead. I beat him up with my good ol' baseball bat yesterday. I could've swore I saw blood coming out of the costume.

The world is now a safer place from nerds in purple costumes.