The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[Flexo]

I'll give you free Burger King, it's healthier for you and better tasting.

Lies!

Their meat is made of dead midgets!

 

[Tsunulia]

I'll double that!

Friggin shweet. Long live the Grimace

Lies!

Their meat is made of dead midgets!

And no one wants dead midget meat

 

[hippie_hunter]

Friggin shweet. Long live the Grimace




And no one wants dead midget meat

McDonalds is made out of the meat of this creature:

Burger King's meat is made out of actual cows, not midgets. We of the Anti-Grimace Alliance respect midgets, unlike the Grimace, who devours them on a daily basis.

 

[Flexo]

And no one wants dead midget meat

Except for those damn Anti-Grimites!

 

[Flexo]

McDonalds is made out of the meat of this creature:

Burger King's meat is made out of actual cows, not midgets. We of the Anti-Grimace Alliance respect midgets, unlike the Grimace, who devours them on a daily basis.

More lies!

This cow was just devoured by a family of four, Grimace style!

 

[Tsunulia]

Is that a Mexican rat up there?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Is that a Mexican rat up there?

It's something. That something is used to make the McDonalds meat.

 

[Flexo]

It's something. That something is used to make the McDonalds meat.

You lie!

We feed those to our employees only!

 

[hippie_hunter]

What looks better to you:

McDonalds

Or This:

Burger King

 

[hippie_hunter]

You lie!

We feed those to our employees only!

We feed our employees the good stuff also. You just admitted that if one joins the Brotherhood of the Grimace, they too will be eating the Mexican dog-rat!

 

[Tsunulia]

The Burger King is a frikin perv and is just friking scary

 

[Flexo]

We feed our employees the good stuff also. You just admitted that if one joins the Brotherhood of the Grimace, they too will be eating the Mexican dog-rat!

Nu uh, we care about our people!

 

[hippie_hunter]

The Burger King is a frikin perv and is just friking scary

But he at least treats his people right. The Grimace eats children.

 

[Franklin Richards]

What looks better to you:

McDonalds

Or This:

Burger King

 

[hippie_hunter]

Nu uh, we care about our people!

I think that those are McDonalds employees protesting against the Grimace for giving them below average wages. They actually grimace, unlike the Grimace.

 

[Flexo]

I think that those are McDonalds employees protesting against the Grimace for giving them below average wages. They actually grimace, unlike the Grimace.

No, no. Grimace hates low wages. He even let them shove a stick up his ass to promote the cause.

 

[Tsunulia]

But he at least treats his people right. The Grimace eats children.

At least with Grimace you don't have to wake up next to him in the morning and go all day wondering if he raped you

 

[hippie_hunter]

At least with Grimace you don't have to wake up next to him in the morning and go all day wondering if he raped you

But what fate would you rather have, the slim possibility that the King raped you or the definite possibility that the Grimace ate your child

 

[hippie_hunter]

No, no. Grimace hates low wages. He even let them shove a stick up his ass to promote the cause.

The Grimace rules McDonalds along with Ronald McDonald. He is one of the reasons why McDonalds has low wages. Stop shoving our throats with your lies

 

[Flexo]

But what fate would you rather have, the slim possibility that the King raped you or the definite possibility that the Grimace ate your child

While he may eat children, he poops them back out without harming them.

 

[Flexo]

The Grimace rules McDonalds along with Ronald McDonald. He is one of the reasons why McDonalds has low wages. Stop shoving our throats with your lies

McDonal has low wages because he donates most of his cash to orphans. Orphans with diseases.

 

[Tsunulia]

But what fate would you rather have, the slim possibility that the King raped you or the definite possibility that the Grimace ate your child

I don't have children so Grimace doesn't worry me, but protecting my virginity from the King is my top priority.

 

[hippie_hunter]

While he may eat children, he poops them back out without harming them.

I doubt that. From the pictures I have seen, it appears that he was biting the kids head off KILLING him.

 

[hippie_hunter]

McDonal has low wages because he donates most of his cash to orphans. Orphans with diseases.

More like using the orphans as test subjects on various diseases to see if the latest McDonalds product is barely edible enough.

 

[Flexo]

I doubt that. From the pictures I have seen, it appears that he was biting the kids head off KILLING him.

Yeah, well I've seen pictures of the Burger King King raping a woman while eating her intestines. That's pretty ****ed up.