The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[JLBats]

C-Span will be airing an expose on Grimace tonight.

We all need to watch, and you need to get as many people as you can to join you. We're gonna get a revolution going before there is another Grimace on American soil.

And remember...


No planes hit this Grimace^

 

[DOG LIPS]

http://www.portroids.com/Y2/Grimace.jpg

^ I don't know who owns this autograph, but they could get an easy $25,000.00 on eBay for it.

 

[Slipknot]

 

[comicgirl]

Change him to pink.

It'd be satisfying.

now give him a leather cap and chaps....

 

[hippie_hunter]

<------- Long live The Grimace!

The Grimace must be destroyed

 

[hippie_hunter]

I just added a poll to this thread, vote dammit

 

[DOG LIPS]

I just added a poll to this thread, vote dammit

Voted.

 

[Tokage]

Grimace could possibly be killed if he was denied cold milkshakes on a hot summer day. There was an actual old McDonalds commercial in the 1970s which showed Grimace shrinking away in the middle until he looked like a deflated purple beach ball because he was out in the hot sun away from milkshakes. Ronald then gave Grimace a bunch of shakes and he recovered and got fat again.
If one were to kidnap Grimace and leave him somewhere extremely hot - say, Death Valley California - without any milkshakes, he would probably be buzzard-food within a couple hours.

On a side note - I miss the Arctic Orange shakes that McDonalds used to have back in the day.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Grimace could possibly be killed if he was denied cold milkshakes on a hot summer day. There was an actual old McDonalds commercial in the 1970s which showed Grimace shrinking away in the middle until he looked like a deflated purple beach ball because he was out in the hot sun away from milkshakes. Ronald then gave Grimace a bunch of shakes and he recovered and got fat again.
If one were to kidnap Grimace and leave him somewhere extremely hot - say, Death Valley California - without any milkshakes, he would probably be buzzard-food within a couple hours.

On a side note - I miss the Arctic Orange shakes that McDonalds used to have back in the day.

My god you're right.

We now have a way to defeat him

Rally my soldiers, we must go and do battle!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Grimace could possibly be killed if he was denied cold milkshakes on a hot summer day. There was an actual old McDonalds commercial in the 1970s which showed Grimace shrinking away in the middle until he looked like a deflated purple beach ball because he was out in the hot sun away from milkshakes. Ronald then gave Grimace a bunch of shakes and he recovered and got fat again.
If one were to kidnap Grimace and leave him somewhere extremely hot - say, Death Valley California - without any milkshakes, he would probably be buzzard-food within a couple hours.

On a side note - I miss the Arctic Orange shakes that McDonalds used to have back in the day.

Will you hurry up and post already, jeez.

 

[Flexo]

My god you're right.

We now have a way to defeat him

Rally my soldiers, we must go and do battle!

We will grind your bones to dussssst.

 

[hippie_hunter]

We will grind your bones to dussssst.

Bring it

 

[Tokage]

Will you hurry up and post already, jeez.

I can't just waste post # 10,000 on some n00b-filled Spidey 3 thread or another "Bush is an alien brain-sucker" thread around here you know.

The right moment must be cultivated and savored like a rich chocolate torte.

 

[Flexo]

Bring it

What're you going to do, call Shadaloo to help? Oh yeah... even DL has sided against you.

Face it, you can't stand up against ultimate power!

 

[DOG LIPS]

The Brotherhood of The Grimace. FTW.

 

[Flexo]

Go Go Grimace Bat Attack!

EDIT; Since the picture isn't working, we'll try a new plan of attack.

Behold!

 

[E. Bison]

It has come to my attention by one of my lackeys that someone else is trying to harness the power of the Grimmace! Let me tell you now!! If I can't have the power of the Grimmace NO ONE CAN!!

 

[hippie_hunter]

It has come to my attention by one of my lackeys that someone else is trying to harness the power of the Grimmace! Let me tell you now!! If I can't have the power of the Grimmace NO ONE CAN!!

That's the point I have been trying to make. It is impossible to harness the power of the Grimace. That is why we must ready Shadaloo and destroy him once and for all now that we know how to destroy him!

 

[hippie_hunter]

What're you going to do, call Shadaloo to help? Oh yeah... even DL has sided against you.

Face it, you can't stand up against ultimate power!

I have and E. Bison has approved military action against the Grimace and the Brotherhood of the Grimace.

BTW DOG LIPS, you're fired!

 

[DOG LIPS]

I have and E. Bison has approved military action against the Grimace and the Brotherhood of the Grimace.

BTW DOG LIPS, you're fired!

I shall find a way to harness the power of The Grimace and you shall pay.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I shall find a way to harness the power of The Grimace and you shall pay.

You fool! No one can harness the power of the Grimace!

 

[Flexo]

I shall find a way to harness the power of The Grimace and you shall pay.

Go team Manties!
(We need a better name.)

 

[DOG LIPS]

Go team Manties!
(We need a better name.)

Brotherhood of The Grimace.

 

[Flexo]

Brotherhood of The Grimace.

Shall we get the gang back together?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Shall we get the gang back together?

Yes... but um... don't tell Sava.