The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[SuperFerret]

I neither like nor dislike the Grimace, but I will side with the aforementioned Otters, as they are like ferrets that joined the Navy.

 

[Flexo]

Yes... but um... don't tell Sava.

...

...that's a really good idea.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I neither like nor dislike the Grimace, but I will side with the aforementioned Otters, as they are like ferrets that joined the Navy.

Nooo! Join the Manitees

They're like gigantic submarines that write episodes of Family Guy!

 

[SuperFerret]

Hmmm.... manatees are also called "sea cows". That makes me sad, because I too was picked on as a child. Now, I'm sympathetic to the Manatee cause.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hmmm.... manatees are also called "sea cows". That makes me sad, because I too was picked on as a child. Now, I'm sympathetic to the Manatee cause.

So will you join us

 

[Flexo]

Hmmm.... manatees are also called "sea cows". That makes me sad, because I too was picked on as a child. Now, I'm sympathetic to the Manatee cause.

Well, we're the Manties.

Like Manatee, but more bullied as a child.

 

[SuperFerret]

OR....

I'll just ignore the Grimace and start my own group: The Society of Indifferent to the Grimace.

 

[hippie_hunter]

OR....

I'll just ignore the Grimace and start my own group: The Society of Indifferent to the Grimace.

You can't just ignore the Grimace. Sooner or later he will come for you too! I beg of you, join our cause to destroy him once and for all!

 

[Flexo]

You can't just ignore the Grimace. Sooner or later he will come for you too! I beg of you, join our cause to destroy him once and for all!

Join our cause, and not get eaten when we eventually take over!

 

[DOG LIPS]

He's coming to get the non-believers.

 

[Flexo]

Hype Civil War...

The Grimace Vs... The Hitler Worshipers (AKA, The Anti-Grimace)

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hype Civil War...

The Grimace Vs... The Hitler Worshipers (AKA, The Anti-Grimace)

Wait a minute, first you call the Anti-Grimace Alliance communists and now nazis.

Communists and nazis are on the opposite sides of the political spectrum

 

[Flexo]

Wait a minute, first you call the Anti-Grimace Alliance communists and now nazis.

Communists and nazis are on the opposite sides of the political spectrum

It's not my fault you damn flip-floppers can't decide on an evil form of government.

 

[Flexo]

Begun, the Great Grimace Wars have. Hrmmmm.

 

[hippie_hunter]

It's not my fault you damn flip-floppers can't decide on an evil form of government.

We're not John Kerry here! We're just trying to destroy evil.

Not only do you have the Grimace but you guys also have Unicron, the Anti-Monitor, and Uncle O'Grimacey on your side.

We have the Monitors, Galactus (who has the ability to be a good person), and the Megazord!

 

[Tsunulia]

I thought you said they had a unicorn

 

[Flexo]

We're not John Kerry here! We're just trying to destroy evil.

Not only do you have the Grimace but you guys also have Unicron, the Anti-Monitor, and Uncle O'Grimacey on your side.

We have the Monitors, Galactus (who has the ability to be a good person), and the Megazord!

Let me get this straight, first you want to be commies, than Hitlerists, and now you want to destroy the greatest being on this planet? Tsk Tsk, someone has an identity crisis.

Besides, we have Mr. Sun on our side. And Mr. T. They can do no evil.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I thought you said they had a unicorn

No they have Unicron. If you want a unicorn, we'll give one to you if you join the Anti-Grimace Alliance!

 

[Flexo]

No they have Unicron. If you want a unicorn, we'll give one to you if you join the Anti-Grimace Alliance!

I'll double it!

 

[Flexo]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Grimace McDonald wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Let me get this straight, first you want to be commies, than Hitlerists, and now you want to destroy the greatest being on this planet? Tsk Tsk, someone has an identity crisis.

Besides, we have Mr. Sun on our side. And Mr. T. They can do no evil.

The A-Team are a bunch of mercs. They can easily be bought over to our side.

 

[Tsunulia]

I'll double it!

Throw in free big macs and you got me.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I'll double it!

Stop saying that

 

[hippie_hunter]

Throw in free big macs and you got me.

I'll give you free Burger King, it's healthier for you and better tasting.

 

[Flexo]

Throw in free big macs and you got me.

I'll double that!