The Official "I'm Not Excited About This Movie At All" Thread

[That-Guy]

It may seem kind of pointless, but I'm curious what movies are coming out that the majority of you have NO interest in seeing. The reason I ask is, I tend to go to the movies quite a bit. It's frustrating when you're really in the mood to go see a film but you look at what is coming out on a particular week and there's absolutely nothing that you'd pay $7 to go see. If you're lucky, hopefully something you wanted to see but missed is still in theaters, but that's not always the case.

Here are a few movies that are out (or are coming out) that I never plan on sitting through...

Killers
The Karate Kid
Eclipse
Just Wright
Get Him to the Greek
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
Grown Ups
Dinner for Schmucks
Salt
Cats & Dogs 2

 

[Bad Superman]

*Eclipse

*Sex and The City 2 (but my wife wants to see it )

The Joan Rivers title. . . that's an actual film coming out???

 

[Max J Power]

Other than Toy Story 3, Inception, the A-Team, and The Expendables, I can't think of anything coming out this summer I'm really that interested in.

 

[Steyin]

I'd say about 90-95% of all films every year.

 

[That-Guy]

*Eclipse

*Sex and The City 2 (but my wife wants to see it )

The Joan Rivers title. . . that's an actual film coming out???

Yeah...

The horror... the horror...

 

[luke1234]

Prince of Persia

 

[Evil Twin]

*Eclipse

*Sex and The City 2 (but my wife wants to see it )

The Joan Rivers title. . . that's an actual film coming out???

It's a documentary.

And, from what I understand, a pretty good one. Whatever we may think of Joan Rivers of the last 15 years or so, she is one of the pioneers of women stand up comics. There's potentially a lot of interest if they focus on that phase of her life.

 

[That-Guy]

Yeah, but the trouble is, stand-up comic pioneer though she may be, in the last 15 years or so she has devolved into a despicable, arrogant b**ch whose career now consists of ripping other celebrities to shreds in between botox injections and cheek implant surgeries.

It's sad to see someone who should be an icon deteriorate into a joke because they need to stay in the spotlight for one reason or another. What's even worse is that she's always paired with her annoying and completely talentless daughter, who will most likely keep it up for years to come after Joan's 98% polyethylene body starts to break down into liquid form.

 

[Bad Superman]

Yeah...

The horror... the horror...

Just when I thought I'd seen it all. . . . .

It's a documentary.

And, from what I understand, a pretty good one. Whatever we may think of Joan Rivers of the last 15 years or so, she is one of the pioneers of women stand up comics. There's potentially a lot of interest if they focus on that phase of her life.

Definitely not for me.

 

[Bad Superman]

Yeah, but the trouble is, stand-up comic pioneer though she may be, in the last 15 years or so she has devolved into a despicable, arrogant b**ch whose career now consists of ripping other celebrities to shreds in between botox injections and cheek implant surgeries.

It's sad to see someone who should be an icon deteriorate into a joke because they need to stay in the spotlight for one reason or another. What's even worse is that she's always paired with her annoying and completely talentless daughter, who will most likely keep it up for years to come after Joan's 98% polyethylene body starts to break down into liquid form.

That was both harsh and funny.

 

[Immortalfire]

Yeah, but the trouble is, stand-up comic pioneer though she may be, in the last 15 years or so she has devolved into a despicable, arrogant b**ch whose career now consists of ripping other celebrities to shreds in between botox injections and cheek implant surgeries.

It's sad to see someone who should be an icon deteriorate into a joke because they need to stay in the spotlight for one reason or another. What's even worse is that she's always paired with her annoying and completely talentless daughter, who will most likely keep it up for years to come after Joan's 98% polyethylene body starts to break down into liquid form.

Harsh, yet accurate.

 

[superhero]

twlight Eclipse i saw new moone this got to be one of the most boring moivest ever. its just love story. i recommed buying moonlight tv show lot betterthen twlight
thor i never read the comic books. unlessthe preivew looks good i do got thor vs hulk old thor moive wiht th tvshow the incdaible hulk.
men in black 3. ifits like the first one imight go see it.
ghostbusters 3 i'm not sure if this would beany good. mostly allthe cast is old. i heard they might let it be like thegame werer they have to get new mebers
the killars
sex and the city two
get him to the greek
remakeo f superman yea their remaking it agig. if it just have lex not super power vilian i may not see it.
were the wild things this looks stupid
macgubooie it looks like making fun of macygver
transfomer 3 don't sounds too good. i have to wait andsee the trailer

 

[Bam-Bam]

twlight Eclipse i saw new moone this got to be one of the most boring moivest ever. its just love story. i recommed buying moonlight tv show lot betterthen twlight
thor i never read the comic books. unlessthe preivew looks good i do got thor vs hulk old thor moive wiht th tvshow the incdaible hulk.
men in black 3. ifits like the first one imight go see it.
ghostbusters 3 i'm not sure if this would beany good. mostly allthe cast is old. i heard they might let it be like thegame werer they have to get new mebers
the killars
sex and the city two
get him to the greek
remakeo f superman yea their remaking it agig. if it just have lex not super power vilian i may not see it.
were the wild things this looks stupid
macgubooie it looks like making fun of macygver
transfomer 3 don't sounds too good. i have to wait andsee the trailer

what the hell is up with your spelling?

 

[Figs]

Yeah, but the trouble is, stand-up comic pioneer though she may be, in the last 15 years or so she has devolved into a despicable, arrogant b**ch whose career now consists of ripping other celebrities to shreds in between botox injections and cheek implant surgeries.

I found it worthy and funny I might add when she was going off on that lying, shady ****e poker player on Celebrity Apprentice that one time though.

I don't give two ****s about Rivers but that poker chick was a **** with a capital C.

 

[That-Guy]

That was both harsh and funny.

Harsh, yet accurate.

Thanks, guys. Yeah, watching Donald Trump kiss Joan's ass on The Celebrity Apprentice was bad enough. To watch an entire movie devoted to her lunacy would make me want to drive railroad spikes into my nuts.

 

[Nightmare]

Most movies coming out soon im not excited for at all.

 

[Kargo Warrior]

Apart from Inception and Toy Story 3 and perhaps Splice,every movie coming up until The Social Network comes out in October.

 

[Immortalfire]

what the hell is up with your spelling?

I'm not even going to attempt to read that

 

[mclay18]

And let's not forget that Untitled Vampire Spoof is coming this August. From the assclowns who did the travesties such as Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, no less.

*shivers*

 

[Immortalfire]

And let's not forget that Untitled Vampire Spoof is coming this August. From the assclowns who did the travesties such as Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, no less.

*shivers*

Vampire Movie, they'll probably call it

 

[That-Guy]

And let's not forget that Untitled Vampire Spoof is coming this August. From the assclowns who did the travesties such as Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, no less.

*shivers*

Those guys should just make a film called "A**hole Movie" and have it be about the two of them.

 

[Immortalfire]

Those guys should just make a film called "A**hole Movie" and have it be about the two of them.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey if they are taking the piss out of Twilight and it's ******ed over obsessive fans it might be worth a ganders.

I don't know what films i'm not looking forward to seeing, because i have such little interest in them i don't know if they exist

But the only films i'm looking forward to this year are Inception, A Team, Expendables, Toy Story 3, Machete, Predators and Tron Legacy.

 

[raybia]

Little Fockers

A-Team

Johan Hex

 

[Figs]

I'm not even going to attempt to read that

That guy does that on purpose. He always types like that when listing movies in the "What's the last film you've watched" thread. He must be a middle schooler or something because he still thinks it's humerous and cute.

You can tell it's not because English isn't his first language by the specific way he mispells everything.