The Official Life Lesson's Thread

[fangrl06]

lol!

so what life lessons do you have for us!?

um....don't swim after you eat?

 

[Sean Adisano]

um....don't swim after you eat?

lol, good enough

 

[fangrl06]

Seriously....Girls: Don't ever go into a relationship wanting to change the man you want to be in a relationship with...

 

[Superman79]

^^ But too many do.

Which is why most nice guys get overlooked for the bad ones, because girls think they can make a bad boy into a nice guy.

for the love of pete ladies, a man is not and episode of "This Old House"!!!
You want a nice guy get one dammit. Don't try to MAKE one.

*rant over*

 

[Sean Adisano]

Seriously....Girls: Don't ever go into a relationship wanting to change the man you want to be in a relationship with...

this is true...

and its true what Superman79 said, you can't change a person, especially the bad boys.

plenty of us nice guys out there.

 

[Sean Adisano]

never do 60 mph...down a side street with a 20 mph speed limit

 

[muertevilla]

never hit a deer while transporting $40,000.00 worth of weed in your trunk.

 

[muertevilla]

edit/double post...

 

[sassycat]

lasangna and peanut butter sandwiches DO NOT mix, took me over a week to get over that one

 

[ComicChick]

don't go out drinking saturday night and get trashed, and then try go to church sunday morning after oversleeping and not showering,or brushing ur teeth or using mouthwash cuz you were running late.

 

[Sean Adisano]

don't go out drinking saturday night and get trashed, and then try go to church sunday morning after oversleeping and not showering,or brushing ur teeth or using mouthwash cuz you were running late.

thats just nasty...ALWAYS make time to shower and brush your teeth!!!! and mouth wash is an ABSOLUTE MUST!!!!!

 

[Superman79]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Translation: No matter where you are, or what you do in life...go after your dreams, regardless what they are.

 

[ComicChick]

thats just nasty...ALWAYS make time to shower and brush your teeth!!!! and mouth wash is an ABSOLUTE MUST!!!!!

i agree.

i heard that scenario in a song so i thought i'd add

 

[Halcohol]

Confidence goes a LONG way. Just like hygiene.

 

[Sean Adisano]

i agree.

i heard that scenario in a song so i thought i'd add

song???

 

[Sean Adisano]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Translation: No matter where you are, or what you do in life...go after your dreams, regardless what they are.

very good Bro

 

[ComicChick]

song???

the song is called One Wing in the Fire by Trent Tomlinson

the lyrics go:
Daddy's a backrow Baptist, with his share of frontrow sin
Saturday night's still on his breath, every Sunday when he walks in

 

[Sean Adisano]

the song is called One Wing in the Fire by Trent Tomlinson

the lyrics go:
Daddy's a backrow Baptist, with his share of frontrow sin
Saturday night's still on his breath, every Sunday when he walks in

sounds familiar to me...very familiar.

 

[Sean Adisano]

we just got a new girl working with us at our office. its just been 7 guys for 2 months, now we have to clean up and start acting professional. no more burping and uhhh other stuff

but she's the only girl now and her name is leia, like in star wars. so we all thought of making a joke but none of us did, we didn't want to come off as nerds to her.

but one guy from the city whos part of our company came in for the day. my boss tells him to introduce himself to her. so leia say's, "hi i'm leia.", and he goes, "hi i'm han solo."

... ...she didn't laugh, she didn't do anything, just look at him and went back to her work.

later he told me he felt like such a nerd an idiot!

i'm not quite sure about the lesson here but it was funny

 

[PyroChamber]

An attractive woman's most dangerous friends are: an average looking woman who constantly hates on everything, and a flamboyant gay man.

Ladies, if people hate you it's not always because their jealous. Maybe you're just acting like a *****.

 

[ComicChick]

one in four people suffer from some kind of mental disorder.

Look at your 3 best friends. If they seem ok, then it's probably you.

 

[sonstar]

Life Lesson - Never leave left over Curry on the dishes over night... BAD SMELL and STickyness the next morning - YUCK!!!!

 

[Sean Adisano]

one in four people suffer from some kind of mental disorder.

Look at your 3 best friends. If they seem ok, then it's probably you.

hmmmmm, they seem ok to me... ...oh

 

[fangrl06]

Never hold a grudge...you do things you'll regret and for all you know, they are not the same person that they were when they hurt you....

 

[fangrl06]

^Kind of the along the same lines but, forgiveness can be just as beneficial to you as it is to the person who wronged you.