The Official Stupid Question Thread: Marvel Edition - Part 1

[Anubis]

I got an even better, better question. Who the f**k is Carlie Cooper?

 

[Tron Bonne]

New Spidey supporting cast post-OMD and, I believe, his new girlfriend.

 

[Anubis]

Ah, well, then she doesn't exist.

 

[WolfCypher]

She's Gwen Stacy reincarnate.
She's the sugarfree remarketing of Gwen.
She's Sarah Plain-n-Tall.
She's the kind of girl you do bring home to momma.

She's Carlie, bi*&^es

 

[JewishHobbit]

She's no Mary Jane Watson

 

[Franklin Richards]

I got an even better, better question. Who the f**k is Carlie Cooper?

Isn't she that conservative, blonde reporter on Smallville?

 

[DawnWarrior]

Is Spider-Man flexible enough to escape a standard strait jacket?

 

[Anubis]

Yes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He's also strong enough to just tear through a standard straitjacket, which'd probably be easier.

 

[Anubis]

That too. In fact, he'd probably tear through it, while trying to wriggle his way out anyway.

 

[NickNitro]

If Superman really tried to make a baby wouldnt is sperm just destroy.......everything......

 

[Tron Bonne]

1) Superman is actually DC

2) Not if the writer didn't want it to. And just...no, in general.

 

[DawnWarrior]

He's also strong enough to just tear through a standard straitjacket, which'd probably be easier.

Oh yeah. Duh.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Okay, random memory moment that I'm too lazy to look into the comics to check...

Back in New Warriors, Nova's brother Robbie lost a finger to a gang leader. If I'm not mistaken, in the newer Nova series he's in it a lot, even becomes a Nova, but I'm thinking he has all 10 fingers.... am I right on this? Am I missing something?

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Maybe Robbie is yet another mutant with a healing factor.

 

[Anubis]

He grew it back.....with SCIENCE!!!!!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Okay, random memory moment that I'm too lazy to look into the comics to check...

Back in New Warriors, Nova's brother Robbie lost a finger to a gang leader. If I'm not mistaken, in the newer Nova series he's in it a lot, even becomes a Nova, but I'm thinking he has all 10 fingers.... am I right on this? Am I missing something?

I mentioned that when Robbie was reintroduced in DnA's Nova series. He totally has his finger again. It made me slightly disappointed in DnA 'cause that New Warriors arc was awesome. But at the end of the day, it's just a finger.

 

[JewishHobbit]

It doesn't bother me enough to complain, I just suddenly remembered that. Oh well.

 

[WolfCypher]

Read Venom 2 and what I don't understand is this...

The symbiote is pratically bullet proof. Yet wooden spears and darts can penetrate it? And why didn't the symbiote flush the poison out of Flash's system?

Another thing. Flash had mere hours before his time limit ran out so...if Flash is in another situation where he's in the middle of nowhere and only has say 30 minutes before the "bonding" takes place, how is he going to get back to HQ in time to remove the symbiote.

And THAT brings up question/issue: the symbiote and Flash were separated in this issue, so does that reset the time limit? If he can remove the symbiote, or if his enemy blasts it off him, and it reattaches itself, does this interfere with the 48-hour bonding?

 

[Scarecrow_King]

how's the international readership of Captain America? seems like it wouldn't sell all that well overseas to me.

 

[CrazyKnuckles]

I would imagine it depends on what country, im sure there are a few people in other countries that like cap..but I doubt it would be a high number.


I've got a nice question here, its somthing thats genuinly been bugging me for quite some time... HOW CAN WOLVERINE BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!!!

He's with the X-men, he's with X-force, he's in his with the New Avengers, he's in his own monthlies, starting later this month He & Jubillee will be teaming up with X-23. How does he do it, how is he so many places at once!? Also Don't say because he's just taht awesome....that answer won't fly with me, lol.

 

[WolfCypher]

Because comic time is different from real time. Any character can be in 12 titles, 12 settings in the same week, yet those stories take place hours to weeks apart.

On the flip side, 12 issues spanding a year can be the equivilant of a month in comics. Its a fickle thing.

 

[Anubis]

Everything that is happening in all those different books don't happen at the same time, and tend to take anywhere from a couple of hours to a couple of days a story arc. He could be on a mission killing racist *****e bags in X-Force for a couple of hours that takes about six issues, then the next day he's fighting space ninjas with the New Avengers for an hour or two which takes 6 issues. (8 seeing as Bendis likes to drag his ass.)

Same way Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, etc all have managed to hold 3 or 4 books. Just remember, none of the stuff that is going on is happening at the same time, and your brain wont explode.

 

[CrazyKnuckles]

I ahh I see, I understand they happen at diffrent times, but the number of titles Wolvie is in is just... well its rediculious at times.. I mean the guys awesome, don't get me wrong, but does he really need to be everywhere, lol.

 

[Anubis]

Nope, but blame the dumb asses that buy everything he's in. Supply and demand and all that.