The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[elgaz]

Zod : "..... and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU....

.... thanks folks. That one was for Jor-El's mom."

 

[KalMart]

Supes: Once again, I have never met this weirdo in my li-...

Joker: We're childhood friends...

Supes: ..no we're n...

Joker: Our parents play Yahtzee....

Supes: ...hey...!

Joker: I saved his dog...

Supes: ...dude, you want a permanent limp...?

Joker: We bathe together....

Supes: ...dude STOP...enou-...!!

Joker: I love you, I ever tell you that...?

Supes: ...shut...UPPP...!!!

 

[super-t]

Zod : "..... and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU....

.... thanks folks. That one was for Jor-El's mom."

Epic lol

 

[super-t]

 

[KalMart]

Jor-El: And know this, General, know this....the people will never give i to tyranny, and greed...the people are free...they will always bee free...and they will always fight for.....

Zod: <.....yyyYYYAAAAAWWWWNNNNnnnn.....!>

Jor-El: ......*****ebag......

 

[KalMart]

"Oh yeah? Well I've got a magic floating hand.....check it out....

"...now WHO WANTS SOME...?!!"

 

[super-t]

ZACHHH!!!!!!!

ZAACCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it when they fight over me....

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

ZOD: "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Coming soon...

ZERO DARK THIRTY 2

THE GREATEST SUPERMANHUNT IN HISTORY

 

[Rowsdower!]

"What?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE REMAKING POINT BREAK?!! HAVE THEY LOST THEIR F**KING MINDS?!!!"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Jor-El: Zod, you have been sentenced to the Phantom Zone. What you did was very, very--

Zod: WROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!

Jor-El: ......

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Batman: I have an army of cops. And I'm Batman.

: I have an actual army. With tanks. And cannons. And I'm Superman.

Batman: ....**** you, Clark.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So what's the deal with Namor the Sub-Mariner? Can he go on land or is he restricted just to water?"
SUPERMAN: "No I've seen him go on land a couple of times."

 

[KalMart]

Supes: Ooookey-dokey...now what we're not going to do is use that kind of language in front of the lady any more, are we? Nooooo we're not...we're going to be niiiice and caaaalm and poliiiiite and answer the questions like a goooood little boy....who'll be able to eat solid food and walk normally from noooow on.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao

 

[Panthro]

Supes: Ooookey-dokey...now what we're not going to do is use that kind of language in front of the lady any more, are we? Nooooo we're not...we're going to be niiiice and caaaalm and poliiiiite and answer the questions like a goooood little boy....who'll be able to eat solid food and walk normally from noooow on.

Hah, gotta love Superman threatening the Joker in such a passive aggressive manner.

 

[KalMart]

Batman: Where is she....?

Joker: ....heh-heh.......

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>

Superman: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>

Superman: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Batman: Where is she....?

Joker: ....heh-heh.......

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*

Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>

Lois: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.

Lmao

 

[G.Godfrey]

 

[Panthro]

 

[Jim-El]

LOL! First time I breezed through this thread. Can't stop laughing. You guys are GOOD!..

 

[Bren]

Indeed, freaking brilliant stuff!

 

[Bren]

Superman: Ma'am, please look past the psychotic make up, scars and slightly nauseating body odour... Little Timmy here is a model student and you'll love having him at your school

 

[KalMart]

Lois: So.......

Lois: ....have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Superman: Answer the nice lady, please.

Joker: No I have not.