The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

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[Panthro]

Bryan Singer: NO!! Jason MUST be Superman's son, Bosworth MUST play Lois, and you MUST wear a wetsuit!!!


Routh: .....I'm screwed

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Rodrigo90]

SUPERMAN, IT'S ME, LOIS! SAVE ME FROM LEX!
....
YEAH, I KNOW I'VE GOT RED HAIR, SO WHAT?!
...
NO I WON'T DYE IT, WHY SHOULD I?!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AND THE FANS PREFER IT DARK?!
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JUST FRIGGIN SAVE ME WILL YA?!!!

 

[Rodrigo90]

I'm going to be the new Lex Luthor

Over my dead body, Zane...and why the hell was I brought here?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Photo is blocked.

Use imgur. Imgur is your friend.

 

[Rodrigo90]

But I see all perfectly!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN, IT'S ME, LOIS! SAVE ME FROM LEX!
....
YEAH, I KNOW I'VE GOT RED HAIR, SO WHAT?!
...
NO I WON'T DYE IT, WHY SHOULD I?!
...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AND THE FANS PREFER IT DARK?!
...
JUST FRIGGIN SAVE ME WILL YA?!!!

Hehehehehe, a red headed Lois Lane would be all kinds of awesome. t:

 

[Rodrigo90]

And it's what we're getting

 

[Rodrigo90]

Look what Christopher Nolan did to me. I'm all serious and edgy

 

[Rodrigo90]

I just want to say, it's a real honor to be playing Lex Luthor.

Aren't you supposed to have died?

Oh, right, right...I forgot...NORDBERG!

 

[Panthro]

Look what Christopher Nolan did to me. I'm all serious and edgy

Hehehehehe

 

[Rodrigo90]

CLARK: Lois, you need to let me in right now!
LOIS: Why?
CLARK: Because I've got chronic diarrhoea!
LOIS: That's just swell, Clark.
CLARK: Not really...

 

[Rodrigo90]

YES I'M SUPERMAN!!!!

DAMN YOU DREAMS!!! CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

YES I'M SUPERMAN!!!!

DAMN YOU DREAMS!!! CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!!!

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

What you mean Krypton didn´t explode in this version?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

What you mean Krypton didn´t explode in this version?

hehehehe

 

[jaymes_e06]

This looks like a "MUST NOT FAP!!!" gif.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAGE: Dammit, they didn´t cast me as Superman just cuz I freaked out and screamed "F***!!" a buncha times!! I DO THAT IN ALL MY F***ING MOVIES, F*** YOU!!! F*** F*** F***!!!! F***.

 

[Panthro]

CAGE: Dammit, they didn´t cast me as Superman just cuz I freaked out and screamed "F***!!" a buncha times!! I DO THAT IN ALL MY F***ING MOVIES, F*** YOU!!! F*** F*** F***!!!! F***.

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

You mean the Man Of Steel SDCC footage was released online and then immediately shut down?

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "No, I'm not a Disney princess and I'm not roll playing!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Yes, I been married to Lois Lane for years, how did you guess?

 

[Panthro]

You mean the Man Of Steel SDCC footage was released online and then immediately shut down?

Yes, I been married to Lois Lane for years, how did you guess?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "If you were stuck in Development Hell as long as I have you'd look bad too. You should see what Wonder Woman looks like after being trapped there for so many decades."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, poor Supes.