The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

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[ultimatefan]

I know this is early and we don´t have yet any set pictures or anything, but the talk and action of the boards is all here, so let´s begin to have fun with it:

SUPERMAN: So, Chris Nolan will be the mentor of my reboot.
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: And he´s coming back for your third movie as well.
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: That means we´ll be kinda partners on the big screen, huh?
BATMAN: Forget it, Clark. I still won´t let you bang Catwoman for a night.
SUPERMAN: Damn.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, let me get this straight. A *****ebag is a real thing.
BATMAN: Absolutely. It´s a container for the fluid used in a vaginal *****e.
SUPERMAN: Which is, like, washing it.
BATMAN: Kinda. It´s supposed to have cleansing benefits, although they haven´t been proven.
SUPERMAN: And how does that make it a proper slang for jerk?
BATMAN: I don´t know, Clark, I´m just explaining what the term originally refers to. May be the sound or something.
SUPERMAN: I mean, I get why people use a**hole, or turd. That makes sense.
BATMAN: You don´t say.
SUPERMAN: Seriously, wouldn´t it make more sense to call the person an ennema? It´s kind of a similar procedure, and in a much more unpleasant location.
BATMAN: Look, can´t we change the subject, I´m not comfortable with t...
SUPERMAN: Even a tampon! I mean, it gets all filled with blood and...
BATMAN: One more word, Clark, and so help me God, I´ll call you a *****ebag, a jerk, an a**hole, a turd, an ennema, a tampon, I´ll even make up a new word for it based on a brand new embarrassingly invasive procedure I´ll perform on you myself!!
SUPERMAN: Gee, can´t even discuss a little semantics, thought you were a more literate guy.
BATMAN:...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: Gee, can´t even discuss a little semantics, thought you were a more literate guy.

Hahahahah!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I asked you to pick me up iced coffee. Does this look iced to you? It's burning hot. Anyone who's anybody drinks iced coffee these days. And now here I am sitting with a steaming cup of coffee. . . you've let me down."

BATMAN: "Did you forget to take your medication again?"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I asked you to pick me up iced coffee. Does this look iced to you? It's burning hot. Anyone who's anybody drinks iced coffee these days. And now here I am sitting with a steaming cup of coffee. . . you've let me down."

BATMAN: "Did you forget to take your medication again?"

Hahahahahaha

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOE MANGANIELLO: Loobying to play Superman? What gives you that idea?

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Why would a high roller like Lex Luthor be interested in Gotham City?"

Batman: "Don't know..."

Batman: "..Got to do with where Choo-Choo go...."

Batman: "...Batman only pawn, in game of life."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: "This is for Rorschach!"
QUESTION: "????"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

CAVILL: C´mon, say I´m wrong for Superman! I dare ya! I double f***ing dare ya! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "If fighting for truth, justice and the American Way includes fighting every elected official in the country, then damn it, that's exactly what I'll do."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I'm hotter than that guy who plays Edward on Twilight. My fangirls told me."

 

[Timstuff]

HENRY CAVILL: "I've been chosen to be the new Superman."

HANDSOME SUPERMAN: "Handsome Face approves."

 

[kedrell]

 

[SuperDaniel]

Lmfao

 

[Wise]

Superman: I say Bruce, it would be jolly good to have some crumpets to go with this tea.

Batman: Indubitedly old chap. I'll ring Parker and see if he'd like to meet us for some tea and crumpets.

Superman: Righteo, I'll just drive us to the pavillion, for I am on the right hand side of the car.

Batman: I say well in that case you should watch where you're driving mate, you almost had a bingle with that lorry.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HENRY CAVILL: Hey Bale, I been cast as Suprman and, like you, I have a lot of fan support, isn´t that awesome?

BALE: It´s great till you do a different voice for the superhero, which you should to disguise your identity, and the fanboys give you s*** cuz it sounds "forced", which is a curious statement about a beloved character who walks around dressed up like a bat and wearing a cape and a cowl...

 

[Panthro]

Hahahahaha, funny.

Please don't be alarmed UF but I'm stealing your signature again -

SUPERMAN: "You know I just realized something Bruce."
BATMAN: "What's that?"
SUPERMAN: "If all these actresses who claimed they want to play Wonder Woman because they're big fans of the character actually bought the books, Wonder Woman would be a top selling character."
BATMAN: "True. So very, very true."