The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

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REEVE:Thanks baby, brand new Cadillac for you, thanks, thanks a lot, brand new Cadillac, yeah brand new Cadillac for ya too, pal! Brand new Cadillacs for ya all!
 
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REEVE:Thanks baby, brand new Cadillac for you, thanks, thanks a lot, brand new Cadillac, yeah brand new Cadillac for ya too, pal! Brand new Cadillacs for ya all!

Everyone likes Cadillacs.
 
Heh, it´s an homage to the great late comic Bill Hicks, who had a gag about how Elvis almost went broke for giving people Cadillacs.
 
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OLD LADY #1: "Don't worry Superman, we still think you're the hottest thing around! Unlike those fickle teen & 20-something fan girls us elderly types are loyal!"
SUPERMAN: "Um... thanks?"
 
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SUPERMAN: That´s right, release my teaser trailer or I´ll make America go bankrupt... again!
 
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Old Woman in middle: Enough autographs Sups I wanna see take that robe off and shake it like a polariod picture!

Superman: Um....
 
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Superman: "Coo. Coo. Coo."

Batman: "Clark!! What on Earth are you doing??!!"

Superman: "I'm talking with those pigeons. It's a little trick I picked up from the Silver Banshee ( for the full scoop, check out the current issue of Supergirl )."

Batman: "I........see..........and wait??!! Did you just plug your cousin's comic book??"

Superman: "Of course........:o"

Batman: "So.....what are those pigeons saying?"

Superman: "Well, this one says I'm super handsome! Coo."

Batman: "Gee.......I'm not surprised. :whatever: And the other one??"

Superman: "That one says that Batman is an a**.............Coo....."

Batman: ":dry:"

Superman: "..........and that he just cr****d on the Batmobile..........Coo.........:meanie:"

Batman: ".............******* pigeons!! :cmad:"
 
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Superman: "Coo. Coo. Coo."

Batman: "Clark!! What on Earth are you doing??!!"

Superman: "I'm talking with those pigeons. It's a little trick I picked up from the Silver Banshee ( for the full scoop, check out the current issue of Supergirl )."

Batman: "I........see..........and wait??!! Did you just plug your cousin's comic book??"

Superman: "Of course........:o"

Batman: "So.....what are those pigeons saying?"

Superman: "Well, this one says I'm super handsome! Coo."

Batman: "Gee.......I'm not surprised. :whatever: And the other one??"

Superman: "That one says that Batman is an a**.............Coo....."

Batman: ":dry:"

Superman: "..........and that he just cr****d on the Batmobile..........Coo.........:meanie:"

Batman: ".............******* pigeons!! :cmad:"
Hehehehehe, stupid pigeons
 
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SUPERMAN: "Who ate the last chocolate chip cookie?! Who?!"
 
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Yes, I´ve seen the latest trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, and yes, it´s awesome. The fact that I already took six shots in the last half hour is completely unrelated.
 
Hehehehehehehe


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SUPERMAN: "Alright, how the Hell is TDKR up to its 3rd trailer while I still don't even have a friggin' teaser?! Do you really want me to spend another 20 years in development Hell?! Huh?! Do you?!"
 
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SUPERMAN: Knock knock.

BATMAN: Who´s there?

SUPERMAN: Superman.

BATMAN: Superman who?

SUPERMAN: See, that´s what´s gonna happen if the estate of Siegel and Schuster wins the copyright lawsuit!
 
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After reading the comments on Superherohype about his new film 'Crooked Arrow', Brandon Routh tried to drown his sorrows...
 
Aw, poor Routh...

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SUPERMAN: Knock knock.

BATMAN: Who´s there?

SUPERMAN: Superman.

BATMAN: Superman who?

SUPERMAN: See, that´s what´s gonna happen if the estate of Siegel and Schuster wins the copyright lawsuit!

That's :csad: yet :funny: at the same time.
 
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SUPERMAN: "Why can't I have a movie as cool as the Avengers, Bruce? Why?"
BATMAN: "I don't know Clark. Why is it so hard for WB to build successful franchises around DC characters who aren't me? I still can't figure that one out."
 
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