The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

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Superman: Now boys...this is why we were talking about sharing, remember.....and playing nice....? Now both of you say I'm sorry.....c'mon, don't make that face.....
 
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Superman: Now boys...this is why we were talking about sharing, remember.....and playing nice....? Now both of you say I'm sorry.....c'mon, don't make that face.....

:pal::awesome::applaud:lmao:
 
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Superman: Your turn now....it's okay, this is what we're here for....

Joker: Batman.....when you say things like 'maniac' and 'monster'.....it hurts me...
 
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Alot of fun stuff! The stuff with Joker, Batman and Supes makes me kinda sad though, wishing in an alternative universe Heath never died and the sequel to TDK showed hints towards MOS, building towards a JL movie.
 
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...SUPERMAN'S FORAY INTO GROUP THERAPY GOT OFF TO A ROCKY START...
 
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Maury: The results are in..
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Supes: ....

Maury: When it comes to 5 year old Jason....Kal, you are NOT the father!

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Bryan Singer: I can explain..
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Supes: ....
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Great stuff guys.



ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"


NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."


ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."


GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."


ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."
 
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Jor-El- Zod, You know the rules about popsicles on Krypton. You know you're not allowed to...

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Zod- I LIKE POPSICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jor-el- Thats it! I gave you a chance. Now you and your whole team are banished with NO popsicles in the Phantom Zone forever!!

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Zod- (Gasp)

Faora- You son of a *****.....
 
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Knowing that Crowe would never agree to a superhero movie, Snyder...ever the trickster....simply called the picture Dune II while shooting.
 
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Jor-El: We hearby banish you to the PHantom Zone, where you will have no more freedoms, no more opportunities to feed your nihilism and greed...

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Zod: That all you got...?!!


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Jor-el: ...and no MTV....

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Zod: ........

Faora: ...dude.....
 
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Jor-El: Trust me, Zod...you do not want to go down this path...magic armor ON..! <zip-zip-clank>


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Zod: Oh really...what, pray tell, makes you say that...?! Magic armor ON..! <zip-zip-clank>


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Jor-el: Because we lined all your armor with super glue.....


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Zod: ........


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Jor-el: .....Kryptonian....super glue.
 
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^ Cont'd...



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Zod: Oh yeah...?!! Magic armor OFF...!! <rrrRRRIIPPP>


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Jor-El: Especially in the groin.


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Zod: ......Rao.........
 
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Jor-El: New leadership?? Let me tell you about this Elder...this symbol of freedom...this beacon of democracy and freedom in times of turmoil and despair. For generations of proud Kryptonians, this true leader gave us hope when there was none, strength when we were weak, humility in times of hubris......despite being only 12 inches tall....
 
Great stuff dudes

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ZOD: "I see dead people..."
 
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SUPERMAN [British Accent]: "Hello Clarice..."
 
After visiting Denver this past Saturday, General Zod was never the same.

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Zod: "Magic Armor. Click On!!"


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Jor-El: "Magic Armor. Click On!!"


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Superman: "Damnit!! How come I don't get any click on magic armor?? Wait........let me try this......."

Superman clicks his heels 3 times......gets transported back to Smallville.

Superman: "Mom??"

Military: "Hey!! Where did Superman go?? Uh-oh..........we are so screwed now.........."
 
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Zod: Oaaarhhh. These spicy earth foods are hectic!
Superman: Amateur.
 
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ZOD: "Weeeeeellllllllllllllllll... you know you make me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my hands back and SHOUT! Come on now, don't forget to say you will..."
 

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