The Rap Battle Thread

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by dmcnx
And Murder Hype consists of
Spidey_Freak
Immortalfire
Assasin

Me?..........IT"S MURDA!.....

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by dmcnx
seriosly,we should write the SHH-Unit anthem...

seriously, i think your taking this a little bit too seriously

 

[C. Lee]

What is it with the rappers at the hype
If they can't cuss they can't type
Excessive foul language is not the way
Be original and clean that's what I say
You want to be cool gangsta and from the hood
I say respect others like you should
I say be kind be nice speak speak sweetly
Then you'll be almost as good as this as C. Lee

 

[kypade]

ummm...
Toven likes to spank,
She has an aunt named Hank,
She says "**** on my chest,
pee in my mouth, that's the best"

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Toven
I dont see a rap song about *me*. Make one.

Let me tell you a story 'bout a honey named Toven
A fine young ho who kept her legs open
Met her at a bar in the city of sin
I approached her sportin' Gucci and a very wide grin
I told her my name and that I liked what I saw
She said "Meet me upstairs and I'll get out of my bra"
Met her upstairs, 5 minutes later
Hopped on the bed and slipped off my Gator's
She went to slip into something more comfortable
I just sat butt-naked waitin' to rock the boat
But when she returned, to my suprise
Toven stepped in the room with an S&M disguise
Leather panties, metal studs, and a leather whip
8-inch heels, and a big rubber dick
I thought to myself "Gotta get outta here!"
But she came quick and tried to place the rubber in my rear
So, I left that city and never came back
Scarred for life, from that "thing" near my crack
So if you ever meet Toven, you better beware
Because she wants to dominate your underwear
And I'm out


Sweet story, isn't it?

 

[Assassin32]

It's a true story, too.

 

[Hyper]

What happened to this thread?
It sucks so bad now I wish it was dead
I left for a couple of days to South Beach
and noobs should be tied to a dirty leach
while I was out having fun in the sun
this thread was ruined, son
you should let this thread go back to page 194
what's the point to keep it around for
people saying I went to private school
it makes them look like a damn fool
now this thread's long and boring
makes me want to go snoring
USCM telling people he's going to report them to a mod
he's words matter to me lees than a pile of mud
he walks around thinking he's a stud
doesn't he know he's just a stupid dud
Spidey-Freak is damn annoying
let me tell you, you better get going
now please in this thread just post your rap
if this keeps going like it's going it deserves to be sacked by Warren Sapp

 

[The Kingpin]

Your right Hyper, it is getting ruined by these poem writers

 

[Assassin32]

Is anybody gonna battle tonight? C'mon I just found this thread yesterday, I missed out on all the fun! Battle!

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Your right Hyper, it is getting ruined by these poem writers

OK...bye.

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Me?..........IT"S MURDA!.....

Ja Rule=Cookie Monster

 

[kypade]

Huh? :confoosed:

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by kypade
Huh? :confoosed:

By me??

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Ja Rule=Cookie Monster

Ja Rule= Furby
or
Ja Rule= Stuart Little


You choose which one you like better.

 

[kypade]

yeah, what are you guys talking about ja rule=ing stuart little, and furbies and stuff?

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by kypade
yeah, what are you guys talking about ja rule=ing stuart little, and furbies and stuff?

Ja Rule looks like a furby doll and Stuart Little. He also sounds like Cookie Monster.


And he gets punked by Aftermath.

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Furby, I think?? the one from Sesame Street??

"Rule and conquer
You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster" - 50 Cent

 

[kypade]

oh yeah. l forgot about all that. Thanks.

 

[Assassin32]

This is a Furby. It looks like Ja Rule.


Is anyone gonna battle tonight?

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

"oh no he didnt say anything about ja okay ja is MY boo okay Jeffery Atkinsss
aint neva hurt nobody an' yall know! big thangs come in small packages!
Hollaaa! Now everything was cool, until 50 Cent came back in to da picture.
they better not put they hands on jeffry cuz first of all...they do NOT know
that I am a twelve degree pink belt okay I will dice his ass up like a little
piece of celery okay cuz see thay dont know me! Delicious, do they know me?
okay I thought so, cuz you know I know karate and I will see him and I will
Jet Li his ass *!Whituuuuuuuu Whua!*" - Back Down by 50 Cent

That's fookin hilarious

 

[Assassin32]

That's probably my favorite part of the song.

 

[kypade]

Originally posted by Assassin32

This is a Furby. It looks like Ja Rule.


Is anyone gonna battle tonight?

l know what a Furby is. l really don't see any of those references though.

 

[Assassin32]

Nobody's been battling for a long time.....

 

[Slang - J'C]

E to da M to da L. SLang's Shocked, who'da thought
When I was expecting retaliation of the lyrikal kind
I return here to find- you trade ur talk for da chalk
and release ur hidden grammer teacher inside

Yes B!tch I distorted my letters a little bit
such wreckless behaviour must just make u sick
you trip, get frustrated and spit attempted rips
Glad I didnt get you too mad, I'm on school detention number 6!

Dont you be thinking your the best all snug
hiding in a ****in purple can and oriental rug
I'll leave u dazed and confused -with a shrug-
Till I break through and inform you that you lyrically suck

Think your a mutant EML?
Imma biological frankenstein
Part rapper, lunatic, design
part every kinda drug you can find

Oh damn, your words hurt me,
attacking my spelling capabilities
whilst revealing ur troubling
sexual-insecurities, It is disturbing me...

I set up shop and hallucinate on a regular basis
see things thatd leave you empty and faceless
B!tch, my world would cause you psycological frightening
make you piss your magno-suit and begin to attract lighting

Holla back at me quick this time so I can hear ur response
and re-drill your mind-destroy the way that you thought
This battle iz slangs, no thanks, too late I'm already on ya
Now try retaliating properly, This from me to you SIMP- Walla!

 

[MasterBates]

Yo I'm live evil,
I know lots a people
anxious, to bang you with heavy metal like Magneto

Now Slang, you aint dope just 'cause you sniff it
It just makes you a wack rapper and a drug addict, get it?

You talkin' like your always up to no good
Like your ak 40 spraying $--t all up in the hood

Looks to me like you just like to sample a fad
Your spittin come off real Ja Rule "sad"
But if the new fad happened to be hip hop f-g
The next day you'd be dressin in drag

So you hallucinate on a regular basis?
Quit smoking crack playa, get off your ass, get outta the stasis

And you damn right I'm feelin' empty after reading your rap
Used less bars than you and still made you look like crap

Who are you to tell someone they lyrically suck?
You rap like Wyclef Slang
But he's better, what's up

And shrug don't rhyme with suck if you tryin' to be champ
It makes you sound like Master P out the No Limit camp

Next time you gonna battle make sure to bring the guns
Not the fisher price toys Slang, this was easy, no fun!