The Rap Battle Thread

[dmcnx]

I was joking man...

but still lets just mess around and tell people were in the SHH-Unit

 

[The Spawn]

dmcnx, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver ,
So was Eddy Hascal, Wally, and Mizz Cleaver.
The SHH- Unit? More like the Shhit Unit.
Sorry fellas, The Spawn hangs alone,
Don't like it? Buy yo self an ice cream cone.
Make sure theres a cherry on top,
Cuz when I'm done wit this rhyme, yo pulse gon' drop
Makin' fellas and gangstas like yo self turn blue
When The Spawn turns the corner, whatcha gon' do?
I stomp ****, with or without an accomplice,
So stomp thiz, cuz yo now my stomped *****
Just a scratched itch, lookin and wantin to get rich.
Like a nasty glitch, only found inside The Matrix
You're the crappy virus and I'm the cure,
The only way you gonna beat me is inside a peice o' folklore

 

[dmcnx]

fine go on spawn,be a lone ranger
but remember this,youll always be a stranger
to the SHH-Unit and SHHady Aftermath
but we all know you chose the wrong path

 

[The Spawn]

Ha,ha,ha, I chose the wrong path?
My raps gonna make you all so filthy, you gon' need a bath.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
You think you a gangsta? Stay the **** way from the hood.
Robert Frost would be so proud,
I've taken sweet poetry, and made it rap profound.
You used about 4 lines in your rhyme,
Next time use more, so I don't waste my time.

 

[Batman 5]

You can't see my toes
You can't see my feet
Because my a** is 6 feat deap
People don't know what to think of me
So all I do is slap 'em g
I ain't no putz I bare o rust
You can't touch me because I'm fire
And all you can hear is you bein' called a liar
I'm white rapper sittin' on 'da crapper
Reading my candy bar wrapper
Can't touch this
.......................................................
I'm just joking, I'm no good at this, hahahahah

 

[Batman 5]

SUPER, DUPER
SITTING ON THE POOPER
FLYING DOWN THE STAIRS
LIKE I ALWAYS DO
WHEN I TAKE A NUCLEAR POO

Who is the man, not me

 

[DJ BLASTER]

Jay1/2Dub is insecure about being an Indian, that is why he does not want to admit that he really does work in a kwickimart. Furthermore he even says: Thank you ,come again. So the next time you make fun of Jay1/2Dub please keep in mind that he's going through an identity crisis, and hell how would a kwicki mart worker know how to rap.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Not another one,
noob having his fun
Comes into this thread, acting like hes someone
Oh but excuse me
this kid accused me
of me not being an MC
At least i never said that Im wilder than Pac
If you were youd be out there, but no your not
So this cat said he would make me walk the green mile
Well im waiting child,
make me smile
Now why would you be crowned the rhymespitter?
All this kid does, is act like a fine wiggor
This battles gon to be ugly
So get this kid a mask,
Oh whats that hunny?
Yea im kickin his white ass

Yeah keep saying you Pac, can't fade this
if you 2pac, I'm the shooter in Las Vegas
stop playin yaself Carlton Fisk, drop the refer
you bout to shook like Jigga when Nas blasted Ether
me white nah, but you might as well be Albino
you hide your rhymes by a PC, cause you look like a Rhino
and I don't mean the one on Ecko clothing
took a couple of days to respond, ya wackness is showing
fall back herb you beating me?,child please
have you crying like when Matt Murdock hit you in the Kness
Yeah you remember the movie, Fisk you can't hang
your charecter was too crap for Spiderman
I think you dreaming smooking too much green
never see your Hip Hop quotable in The Source Magazine
look I pull skirt up , you exposed your a little girl
On the weekends you dress like Kate Beckinsale from Underworld
yeah roll ya eyes an say whatever
but you in the red light disctrict in Leather gettin cheadder
stop spitting weak rhymes, Kingpin I'm Mashin
I heard better rhymes from Jesse Jackson
that's it game over, don't disscuss this
I'm underground bringing the Rawkus with the Ruckus.
you aint black Fisk, like Big your dead wrong
the only choclate in you , is the skidmark on your thong!

 

[MasterBates]

"the only choclate in you , is the skidmark on your thong!"

Nice.



Oh, and Carlton Fisk is(was) a baseball player.

You meant Wilson. I think.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

well I'm knockin his pitches out the park

it's a wrap

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
Jay1/2Dub is insecure about being an Indian, that is why he does not want to admit that he really does work in a kwickimart. Furthermore he even says: Thank you ,come again. So the next time you make fun of Jay1/2Dub please keep in mind that he's going through an identity crisis, and hell how would a kwicki mart worker know how to rap.

WTF is your problem?? Why don't you just shut the **** up, cause nobody listens to your *****in you ****in fob?? Take your paki ass back to the pakistan so Bush can drop bombs on your ass.

 

[DJ BLASTER]

jay1/2dub, shouldnt you be working at kwickimart today, i mean think of all the customers who wont be pleased because you weren't there to say thank you come again. And stop trying to be black or white or anything other than who you are, an ABCD kwickimart worker that is........

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
jay1/2dub, shouldnt you be working at kwickimart today, i mean think of all the customers who wont be pleased because you weren't there to say thank you come again. And stop trying to be black or white or anything other than who you are, an ABCD kwickimart worker that is........

And you're a ****in terrorist, so shut the **** up

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
Yeah keep saying you Pac, can't fade this
if you 2pac, I'm the shooter in Las Vegas
stop playin yaself Carlton Fisk, drop the refer
you bout to shook like Jigga when Nas blasted Ether
me white nah, but you might as well be Albino
you hide your rhymes by a PC, cause you look like a Rhino
and I don't mean the one on Ecko clothing
took a couple of days to respond, ya wackness is showing
fall back herb you beating me?,child please
have you crying like when Matt Murdock hit you in the Kness
Yeah you remember the movie, Fisk you can't hang
your charecter was too crap for Spiderman
I think you dreaming smooking too much green
never see your Hip Hop quotable in The Source Magazine
look I pull skirt up , you exposed your a little girl
On the weekends you dress like Kate Beckinsale from Underworld
yeah roll ya eyes an say whatever
but you in the red light disctrict in Leather gettin cheadder
stop spitting weak rhymes, Kingpin I'm Mashin
I heard better rhymes from Jesse Jackson
that's it game over, don't disscuss this
I'm underground bringing the Rawkus with the Ruckus.
you aint black Fisk, like Big your dead wrong
the only choclate in you , is the skidmark on your thong!

So your making fun of me becuase of what happened in a movie? And sony didnt have the rights to Kingpin..

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
look I pull skirt up , you exposed your a little girl
On the weekends you dress like Kate Beckinsale from Underworld

Benzino sucks

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
dmcnx, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver ,
So was Eddy Hascal, Wally, and Mizz Cleaver.
The SHH- Unit? More like the Shhit Unit.
Sorry fellas, The Spawn hangs alone,
Don't like it? Buy yo self an ice cream cone.
Make sure theres a cherry on top,
Cuz when I'm done wit this rhyme, yo pulse gon' drop
Makin' fellas and gangstas like yo self turn blue
When The Spawn turns the corner, whatcha gon' do?
I stomp ****, with or without an accomplice,
So stomp thiz, cuz yo now my stomped *****
Just a scratched itch, lookin and wantin to get rich.
Like a nasty glitch, only found inside The Matrix
You're the crappy virus and I'm the cure,
The only way you gonna beat me is inside a peice o' folklore

Was I the only one to catch this?
Spawn pulled 8 Mile **** in his diss!
That opening line was from the end of the movie.
When B. Rabbit finally does his Duty!
He flips a line like that at the FreeWorld bangers.
You keep copying ****, you'll be in danger!

Now, I don't really have a problem with Spawn.
He's one of the few on here that don't make me yawn.
He knows how real rapping is,
he doesn't let all this newbie **** bother him.
So if anyone wants to rip him one,
you'll have to rip me too, son.

Hell's Pawn doesn't want to join up in our UNIT,
That's cool, he just won't get what we get.
He's better off going solo,
He doesn't have to put up with UNIT ****.
I wish I could jump ship, yo.
And get out of this ****ing UNIT.
I done realized that you fools can't keep up with me.
My skills are so collosal that it makes you want to pee.
Soil your baggy pants,
make you do an embarassment dance.
You can still holla out my name in your ****,
But I'm no longer in the SHH- UNIT.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Slang - J'C
E to da M to da L. SLang's Shocked, who'da thought
When I was expecting retaliation of the lyrikal kind
I return here to find- you trade ur talk for da chalk
and release ur hidden grammer teacher inside

Yes B!tch I distorted my letters a little bit
such wreckless behaviour must just make u sick
you trip, get frustrated and spit attempted rips
Glad I didnt get you too mad, I'm on school detention number 6!

Dont you be thinking your the best all snug
hiding in a ****in purple can and oriental rug
I'll leave u dazed and confused -with a shrug-
Till I break through and inform you that you lyrically suck

Think your a mutant EML?
Imma biological frankenstein
Part rapper, lunatic, design
part every kinda drug you can find

Oh damn, your words hurt me,
attacking my spelling capabilities
whilst revealing ur troubling
sexual-insecurities, It is disturbing me...

I set up shop and hallucinate on a regular basis
see things thatd leave you empty and faceless
B!tch, my world would cause you psycological frightening
make you piss your magno-suit and begin to attract lighting

Holla back at me quick this time so I can hear ur response
and re-drill your mind-destroy the way that you thought
This battle iz slangs, no thanks, too late I'm already on ya
Now try retaliating properly, This from me to you SIMP- Walla!

I see what your trying to do.
Unfortunately, it won't work for you.
You're saying the same **** over and over.
Makes me want to hit you with a Range Rover.
Try coming up with something real.
Stop acting like you got a record deal.

You think I'm a teacher, tool?
You're right, I'm gunna ****ing take you to school!
I flip my **** and hit you real quick,
It won't take longer than a tick,
Tock, I got my glock.
Ready to throw your world like a rock.
I bust down the door and find you sucking cock.
the tranny you licking screams in shock!
Slugs exit the barrel,
Your head explodes,
I'm laughing like Will Farrell,
then I reload.

Slang J-C?
You must be mother****ing crazy.
I got homies backing me here,
I'm not going to shake in fear.
As far as I'm concerned, you're nothing.
Me, I'm the biggest mother****ing something!
So go back to your cradle,
sip soup with a ladel.
It will be your last meal,
I'm bringing my 9 to close the deal.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
Yeah keep saying you Pac, can't fade this
if you 2pac, I'm the shooter in Las Vegas
stop playin yaself Carlton Fisk, drop the refer
you bout to shook like Jigga when Nas blasted Ether
me white nah, but you might as well be Albino
you hide your rhymes by a PC, cause you look like a Rhino
and I don't mean the one on Ecko clothing
took a couple of days to respond, ya wackness is showing
fall back herb you beating me?,child please
have you crying like when Matt Murdock hit you in the Kness
Yeah you remember the movie, Fisk you can't hang
your charecter was too crap for Spiderman
I think you dreaming smooking too much green
never see your Hip Hop quotable in The Source Magazine
look I pull skirt up , you exposed your a little girl
On the weekends you dress like Kate Beckinsale from Underworld
yeah roll ya eyes an say whatever
but you in the red light disctrict in Leather gettin cheadder
stop spitting weak rhymes, Kingpin I'm Mashin
I heard better rhymes from Jesse Jackson
that's it game over, don't disscuss this
I'm underground bringing the Rawkus with the Ruckus.
you aint black Fisk, like Big your dead wrong
the only choclate in you , is the skidmark on your thong!

Mr. Supa-Ludacris?
That was a super-sucky diss.
I thought you could do better,
I could when I was in preschool!
Speaking of being young,
don't you have to 13 to be on here, son?
By the looks of it,
you haven't even squeezed a tit, or licked a clit.
You're spoutin off pop-culture ****.
Talking about movies and Kate Beckin-****.
Can't you think of something more original,
than the stuff that's on the movie reel?

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Just call me Dr Bre:

Ok, guys, Dr Bre is finally here
the g'd up soldier, wave your f**kin' hands in the air
i've been kickin it, listeing to all your s**t
now its time Dr Bre takes a hit
to jump in here and sort out all this s**t out
and to show y'all what the real rap game is about.

Y'all think you're all number one
f**kit, i'm number one with a bullet, without the *****ing gun
I'll cut y'all up with my lyrical style,
ya'll will sound like Poppa Doc from 8 mile
We all know what happened to him
he was destroyed by Rabbit, played by Eminem,
who was Slim.........Shady, I'm just as crazy
Running round killling your mama's babies
Stupid haters, running round like you're Galactus
I'm the f**king Silver Surfer, coming to rape you with a cactus

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Dr. Bre?
You sound like the real Dre with a mouth full a hay.
You drop in to this thread with force.
But I'm about to give your soul a divorce,
from your body.
You're not gunna like me.
My venom spits everywhere,
open your ears and hear.
You're not the first to reference 8 Mile
you're just part of the pile.
Go ahead and kill my mom's kid.
I'll make sure to fill your mom with my ****.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Bumpers.

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Ok, EML I only just found out about this thread
Because I was in Jail
Now my presence is going to be shown
cos I just came in full blown
From your mom, so get you're gun
Infact, everybody, because it seems like its just a one on one
I'm the lyrical f**king vet
while you're just like Batman, needing all the prep time you can get

I've got the illest flows that I only kick at shows
and ususally I got opponents with some wicked flows
So how is it possible that one man can both suck and blow?
You f**kin' hoe, if you wanna fight, you're gonna have to give me some mo'

I'm the lyrical Marine, no wait, the lyrical f**king Wolveriene
to come in here berserk on you're a$$
to break the master of magnetism, like he was a piece of glass
Why don't you just give up by levitating a steel rod and levitate it up your a$$

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

This guy says he was in the slammer.
Probably got raped by a guy named Hammer.
I can see him bending over and grabbing his feet.
While the big hariy man enjoys his treat.
You were probably just a little shower *****,
dropping the soap so you get a look at the other guys six inch
dick is what you like.
you like it more than Jackson, Mike.
And cock is all you're gunna get,
'cause you aren't a lyricl vet.

You're nothing but a sloth, getting in the game late.
I am the one that your momma just ate.
Yea, she deep throated me.
I hade her on both knees.
She liked it so much she came.
You should have heard her moan my name.

So step off this ****ing thread.
You don't, I'll make sure you're dead.
Then I'll hunt down your family,
and **** them up because you ****ed with me.

 

[AbayTimma]

Hello FOLKS!, I WENT TO NEW YORK, BUT IM BACK

 

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by USMC
Of course you won't. Because you can't.

This post will be added to the other one I report to the mods. Thanks, EML.

USMC, haven't you figured out by now that the mods don't give a crap when you report anything ya big girl.