The Rap Battle Thread

EML's gonna smoke your ass
Just like he smokes his grass :o
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What's up with this?
Why ya'll got to diss?
We just started spittin out rhymes
trying to kill some wasted time.
But you **** had to get serious,
calling me delirious.
You can take shots at me while I'm gone,
but you punks cower in fear when I'm on.
I step in the thread
ya'll drop dead.
Fear's gripping ya, makin ya shake.
While I'm upstairs eatin yo mama like cake.
You little *****es can try and battle me,
don't mean I have to listen, see?
I write this **** for nothing,
ya'll act like you already done something!
But you ain't, you're an embarassment,
probably still livin in your parent's basement.
You fools talk about kickin my ass, flippin my ****.
You must me smokin something, I want a hit.

You ******s all act like you're the ****.
Hype and Chesire can suck my dick.
Ya, that's right you little cock-lickers.
You're just a bunch of stick-riding mother****ers!
E to the M to the L,
I'll send you straight to Hype! Hell!
So go on, try and **** with Magneto.
I wanna see you ****ers try to tango,
with the best ****er there is.
I ****ing own this biz!
The Hype! Rap Game is mine!
I'm the solo, On of a Kind!
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I come prepared to burn and I'm roasting
My rhymes quickly accelerate to ill and I'm coasting
I'm ready and charged like a battery
Good are the chances of me schooling you averagely
You try to keep it cool but I can sense your fear
Wipe off your sweat but don't neglect your ear
Following the beat is essential to suck seed
Stay on your game keep off the damn weed
I hear you're G to the A to the Y
Can't handle this I'm spicy like Thai

I ain't touching your dick; get your boyfriend to do it
I don't speak sucka but apparently you're fluent
It's like you're approaching a wall and you just dove
***** like you should be barefoot, pregnant, and over the stove
My lyrics provide me with a defense you'll never penetrate
Neither will your penis that's why you gotta *********e
Spending too much time in the RPG this ain't a fantasy
The result of this battle doesn't require a prophet to see

I'm reppin the S-H-H rappin crew
My voice with echo through your head even when we're through
My rhymes slowly driving you insane
Eating your insides and enveloping your membrane
You'll never succeed if you keep acting the fool
You can call me the bus driver cuz I just took you to school
 
Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
I come prepared to burn and I'm roasting
My rhymes quickly accelerate to ill and I'm coasting
I'm ready and charged like a battery
Good are the chances of me schooling you averagely
You try to keep it cool but I can sense your fear
Wipe off your sweat but don't neglect your ear
Following the beat is essential to suck seed
Stay on your game keep off the damn weed
I hear you're G to the A to the Y
Can't handle this I'm spicy like Thai

I ain't touching your dick; get your boyfriend to do it
I don't speak sucka but apparently you're fluent
It's like you're approaching a wall and you just dove
***** like you should be barefoot, pregnant, and over the stove
My lyrics provide me with a defense you'll never penetrate
Neither will your penis that's why you gotta *********e
Spending too much time in the RPG this ain't a fantasy
The result of this battle doesn't require a prophet to see

I'm reppin the S-H-H rappin crew
My voice with echo through your head even when we're through
My rhymes slowly driving you insane
Eating your insides and enveloping your membrane
You'll never succeed if you keep acting the fool
You can call me the bus driver cuz I just took you to school
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Look at this ***, acting like he's got skill.
You're just the next homo I'm ready to kill.
You couldn't take me to school if it was your soul's desire.
Cuz you're feeling the heat, your whole world's on fire!
My voice is the kind that gives you nightmares.
You go crying to your mama, cheeks covered with tears.
But when you get there, you find me in the sheets.
Your dad's so ugly, your mama had to cheat!
She loves my purple helmet, and the one I wear on my head too.
Too bad she don't give a **** about you!

And neither do I, you little poser.
You think your some gangsta poster!
You act like your tongue got you a deal!
That's cuz you gobblin cock like it's veal!
You think your better than me.
You think you can rap.
Now who's livin' a fantasy?
I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!

I roll in the RPG.
Everybody lovin' me!
Especially yo mama, whos moanin my name.
You can hear us through the walls.
She's givin me brain!
Probably makes you want to take a fall,
right off a cliff.
If you die, no one's going to give a ****!

I'm a mutant and you're a curious cat.
We all know what happens with that!
Go home and find a pencil, dog.
Sit down and try think of something good.
You might as well pray to God.
Or just suck on my Wood!
You ain't got nothing, G
Except maybe the HIV.

But it's okay that you take it up the rear.
Now you aint got nothing to fear.
Cept me, cream buns.
My visage gives you the ****ing runs!

So go back to your hole.
Come back with something good, *******.
 
Yo EML
Ya think ya sick in da rap game
you put the posters on dis board to shame
mr.king s*it and Mr. Mod
I bet ya dont have a rod
I own this thread
I dont get no cred
ERIK MAGNIZZLE
WHAT THE FU*CK IS THAT?
your raps just Fizzle
ya just stuck up
Sit down before ya get F*ucked UP!
 
Yo its like this........
Ya'll suck you cant battle for ****
you walk and talk like **** every *****
your moms hotter than your *****
and your face looks like a fugly fish
but I know your just a bunch of ******s
who act like your a bunch of ******s
Ya'll walk in your air forces ones and live rich part of town
but think your cool walking with your pants half way down
it takes you one hour just to think of what to say
ands its obvious your trying to hide that your gay
you think your the best at the battle
but youd better off raising sheep and cattle
you curse like you from the hood
but there you wouldnt even be understood
instead you riddled with bullets and being shot
because your a dumbass and thought that you would not be got
You want fat *****es and benjamins all over you
but you got no talent andthe only way to get it you know how is to sue
but the truth is I own this thread
I walk on it like I do my bed
Ill beat any one anywhere
even in the street in my underware
You can kiss my white ass I dont care
its not my fault yours is covered in hair
I am white I aint from the ghetto
but yous aint either, but they your the big show
your my likely to pull out a 9
then to fight with your fist against mine
you go like your all that
but your aint even ****ed a ***** thats fat
You havene hadnt sex cuz your still a virgin
and your 30 years old about to become a surgeon
but you act like your streetwise
but you couldn't pass as a black man even in a spys disguise
you think your all cool for doing this battle
but you might as well go play with a rattle
your ***** 6 inches and bent
but you think you can **** every ***** every where you went
your rolling up in lexuses and corvettes and escalades
but know you like wierd and belong in a resort in the cascades
you talk only inbonics
but can only get high off of tonics
but the reality is
you got bad ****
you go to private schools
and have homes that make gehetto kids drool
you want to be the next eminem
but have a better chance at being feminem
you mide as well rob a bank
cuz yoru rapping career is going to tank.
So go aheard have a lame come back
but I'll be here to win and thats a fact!
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

and if I didn't say that....what would you be using :o :)
 
Hey man live the guy alone
its not his fault you got picked on and can only feel big making fin of someone through the internet.

OH BOY ******S GET ONLINE AND TRY TO BATTLE

*GETTING POPCORN EXCITEDLY*

GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK!
 
"I'm ready and charged like a baterry
good are the chances of me schooling your averagly"

And I can tell you aint black from your huge vocabulary
So give ya'll while still got some game
because when I win youll have only yourselves to blame :D
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Look at this ***, acting like he's got skill.
You're just the next homo I'm ready to kill.
You couldn't take me to school if it was your soul's desire.
Cuz you're feeling the heat, your whole world's on fire!
My voice is the kind that gives you nightmares.
You go crying to your mama, cheeks covered with tears.
But when you get there, you find me in the sheets.
Your dad's so ugly, your mama had to cheat!
She loves my purple helmet, and the one I wear on my head too.
Too bad she don't give a **** about you!

And neither do I, you little poser.
You think your some gangsta poster!
You act like your tongue got you a deal!
That's cuz you gobblin cock like it's veal!
You think your better than me.
You think you can rap.
Now who's livin' a fantasy?
I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!

I roll in the RPG.
Everybody lovin' me!
Especially yo mama, whos moanin my name.
You can hear us through the walls.
She's givin me brain!
Probably makes you want to take a fall,
right off a cliff.
If you die, no one's going to give a ****!

I'm a mutant and you're a curious cat.
We all know what happens with that!
Go home and find a pencil, dog.
Sit down and try think of something good.
You might as well pray to God.
Or just suck on my Wood!
You ain't got nothing, G
Except maybe the HIV.

But it's okay that you take it up the rear.
Now you aint got nothing to fear.
Cept me, cream buns.
My visage gives you the ****ing runs!

So go back to your hole.
Come back with something good, *******.
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I dunno whether you're homophobic or insecure
Your soul is infected with idiocy while mine is pure
No one's feeling the tights or the cape
You look like a prize candidate for anal rape
That purple helmet is wack, too
Maybe that's why your gf left you
For a real man, she wanted to feel alive
After you she would've taken the Fab 5

Trying to play it off like you're witty
**** you can have my mom she's nearly sixty
I didn't know anyone was that desperate for ass
Are you naturally so pathetic or did you have to take a class
Well that Hulk he's incredible now
And that man he was super wow
But my rhyme game is just flat out ill
This schooling's so tight you should be mailed a bill

You need to buy or rent some new material
Strictly gay jokes, I've read better in my cereal
You're a mutant alright, but more like Jubilee
I'll break your ****ing face with a single ski
Drop you hard like a lousy habit
Cocked my gun and you're cowering like a rabbit
Little ***** just failed the test
Click click delivered two shots to your chest
Cock again, spit one more to the head
Challenging me should've known you'd end up dead
 
All you guys know you're fake
now don't dish out what you can't take
and I garrantee you that I don't love you like a fat kid loves cake
now in my hood they call me Jr. Pac
now let me tell you what you guys lack
talent, creativity, and a brain
so "move b!tch get out the way" cause I deserve the whole lane
they call me the Orkin man cause I exterminate you rhymes
and I make them worth less than a dime.
but unlike Pac my skin is lighter, but my brain is brighter
I love spitting raps a flows like I love getting stacks of dough
like I love doing yo ma, the hoe
you want to war with me then try and get me
but I swear to you that you won't forget me
Quieres guerra pues pa mi tu eres tierra.
 
Yall dont have a ****ing clue what your doing
youd be better off ****ing moing
You say your the best
but you aint ever even felt a breast
you got no girl
you got no game
and you all know
all you is is lame
so shut up
cuz when it comes to baseball you dont even need a cup.
and dont even got a dick
thats any bigger then a guitar pick
thats why the woman whose *****
is really a witch
she magically makes it get there
btu it goes away, and it s really obvious when your in your underware!
so shut up you all suck
you dont even no how to ****
not that you need to youd never get laid
unless the person you were ****ing was getitng paid
BUT IM BEST AND THATS RIGHT
SO SHUT THE **** UP IGHT?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT ***** GO HEZI A FRECHIZI, CUZ YOU AINT GOT **** THATS TIZOUT YO.
 
I can't believe what I'm hearin' mc's think they're illin'
you all are so wack you might catch fillin' in your neck...

my microphone check got you shook, I can't believe this suckas, need to look up a hook! cos Your wack rhymes got you lookin' like dirty dimes, I'm a million worth a crime a court fine and I ain't got time for no go games or lames these mind games got you all catchin' a train outta town and bring me back more rhymes, cause your time has been checked out!:mad: HOLLA AT CHA GIRL!!

:D That is all :)






disclaimer: I just did that for fun :o
 
This is "just for fun"
you yhould just stop while your ahead
becuase when I done all youll be is dead
when you shut up youll sound smart
rather then messing with someone as sharp as a dart
you all cant freestyle for jack
maybe your just to high on crack
you ride around on your moped wimpin
trying make hookers think your a pimpin
but you got no game yo got nothing noda
so go get laid and spenda dolla
but i forgot you cant you aint got no junk
but what you have is a dick in your truck
so go away
i have y ou at bay
you go the distance then do stay away
ill offer you a shot at the title
15 rounds its all u got
ill knock you out in 3 and wont even look like i faught
so stay away and sotp being gay though you cant your a natural when it comes to it, to bad your a worhtless piece of **** :D
 
Yea they call me Fisk
under-estimated risk
But whats this?
we've got Gameface86
The only true "MC" on the boards
Try to mess with me and EML, hes so damn torn
Cant really rap
got kicked out of the club...
so he comes to a mesage board,
lookin for a hug--
So what if hes fat trash?
He probably runs a 20
In a forty yard dash
So try to mess- With SHH-Unit
If anyones a wiggor-----you it
 
Your style is weak so go pick up your feet I understand that your d*ck is weak! You try maintain a gameface but all you do is spit waste.

Next time find better words when your mind is not jacked.
 
OHHHH BI
Yall just betta shut up and be quiet. i aint white trash I live in the rich section of tampa florida. you dont want this . none of you are gblack and you shouldnt even be battling. I have been to them and they dont use huhge vocabularys and stuff like. the truth is yoiu all suck at i wuiz just playing around and you know you suck at it thats why you have to do it on the internet against people you dont even know. ;) and quiet storm, dont use weak in the same sentence DAWG. as 4 kingpin, i belive ****** is spelled widder, not "wiggor".
 
Originally posted by Gameface86
OHHHH BI
you know you suck at it thats why you have to do it on the internet against people you dont even know.
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Hey then why are you on here batteling peeps huh? :D
 
S--H--H Uuunit!
S--H--H Uuunit!
Come and try to challenge us-
You looose it!
Magnus will destroy you
You actin like a toy you!
Trying to get by
with the rhyme skills of a lullabuy-
Still think your the best?
Try to mess
with the rest
Battle Me or EML
and take the real test
 
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