The Rap Battle Thread

[Ol' Horn-Head]

I killed 5 familes and slaughtered their dogs
burned down their houses and s**t in their yards
Tracked down their relatives and murdered them too
Repeat the f**king process 'till I get to you

I've been in jail, so whats wrong you fool
Think i'm not gonna get punished for what I did to your crew?
What I did to your mom, your bro and your sis?
To force your f**king girlfriend to drink my piss?

Got you're dad convicted with me to go to the slammer
I haven't tried him myself and introduced him to Hammer
Now look whos the dirty shower b***h
Thats your pops, and he loves that s**t

Yeah I know i'm a sloth, so what?
I lie on my back when your mama sucks my c**k


Now you're going to be the one who steps off this thread
before I send you to the dirty prison, where you're going to be giving
dirty shower head.

 

[AbayTimma]

HEy people can anyone fill me in on what happened the past few days, besides the raps

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Look at this excited ho.
Oops that's your ma,
with my white stuff all over her jaw.

Now back to you, what were you saying?
Was that rhymes you were spraying?
I thought I was watching a popped balloon.
Saw alot of hot air come out of you.
I thought I heard something about shootin up gangsters,
Or was it burning down hangers?
Did you say something about killing my bro?
I don't even have a brother, yo.
And your yapping about killing my crew,
when I know my middle-school sister could beat you too.
She'd swing her little power puff purse,
make a ***** like you curse.
You'd go running back to your gang,
crying about how a toddler beat you with a bag.

Your tough guy **** won't work on me.
I'm the emperor, the mother ****ing king!
Your raps bounce off me like I'm rubber.
And they stick to your daddies blubber.
Yea, yo paps is one fat mofo.
I think he better put down that hoho.
Damn, did I just pull the trigger?
Did I just pop a hole in that ******?
Sorry, Horn Head.
Your dad is two-tons dead.

It's just a matter of time,
before you fully comprehend this rhyme.
Meanwhile, I'm going back to your crib.
So I can pop a slug in your kid.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Bumpizzle.

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Now you've been sayin
about the rhymes that i'm sprayin
now you better be prayin
and start behavin

Because you're gonna need a nurse
no, make that a herse
because I don't need to rehearse
when my Uzi starts to burst

So, go to your sister and borrow that power puff purse
and start screaming like a b**h
because i'll pull the switch
to the metaphorical electric chair
as my rhymes go from ear to ear
Maul you like a bear as I vanish into thin air.

I don't even need to wonder whats on your mama's jaw,
thats the bruises, I left there from before.

My pops? what about your pops?
Probably weighing 50 pounds heavier after the a$$ f**king he got
From hammer, who just got out of the slammer
He ran your pops through, now hes comming for you
To bust into yo' crib, which is actually a crib

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Are you in some kind of daze, kid?
Haven't you read the last 17 pages?
This thread is filled with evidence
that I can't be beat by some teeny-bopper ****.
Your raps are the craps.
you deserve to be shot with 100 gats.
Hot metal slugs in your chest.
Too bad you didn't buy a bulletproof vest.
Your rib cage is shattered,
your poser clothes tattered.
Blood flows freely from the wounds,
I even take the time to mow down your goons.
Your whole crew lays in an ocean of blood,
my semi-auto blasts you real good.

You seem to dwelling a little much on the homo-erotica.
I'm betting some tranny's got a hold of ya.
Mentally scarred you.
This day you are going to rue.
You tried to step in the ring
**** with the Battle king.
Son, you're dead wrong
If you think you can send me the way of Kong.
Your bullets will be delfected,
your attacks neglected.
You just better worry about being infected.
that homie humping your ass, g?
He's got the HIV.

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

I don't need to read the last 17 f**king pages
I don't need to know about some whiney herpes patients

Look at my avatar, look at him dude
You think i'm really gonna let you mess up my crew?
Pre-schoolers, could mess your crew up
armed with rulers.

I got so much bling, f**k a bulletproof vest,
I'll buy a tank and show you who's best
I'll make you piss yourself in your FUBU gears,
blast a hole that'll leave only your ears
I'll get out of my tank and run at your crew wit a knife
cut their f**king heads off and go after your wife
Ever hear the sound of f**king a hoe with a knife?
yeah, with only your ears left
thats what your wifey will sound like

This is like a lyrical game of CS, but with your BS
I'll head shot you with an AWP, which leads us
to me laughing at your body as I hijack a bus
oo look, theres your nuts,
small aint they, but they'll get smaller under a bus

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You think you're Scarface?
What a disgrace.
Check my avatar.
You'll see a real devestator.
Magneto would **** up Al Pacino.
Leave him bleeding in a casino.
Don't even get me started,
on your lack of lyrical talent.
Your raps don't even rhyme,
they're so bad you should have to do more time.
Throw you back in the slammer,
with that big hairy Hammer.

Talking about ****ing girls with a knife,
Jesus, boy, get a life!
You'd have to use a knife, cuz you ain't got a dick.
You've just got a tiny little clit!
No woman can be satified by you,
they just roll their eyes and uninvite you!
You don't get any play,
except from Hammer's burly friend Clay.

You bring a knife to gun fight?
I'll show you how to battle, aight?
Go buy your tank, son.
I'll drop a bomb, the nuclear one.
So much for all that fire power.
Your situation just got real dire.
You can't see the hood for the streets.
And now you're nothing but six Feet DEEP!

 

[Spider-Fett]

"See I'm a rapper that's an actor
You act rap with no heart" - Will Smith


He he he

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
while you're just like Batman, needing all the prep time you can get

Did he just diss Batman?!? Oh hell no!

**** with the Man Of The Bat, and I'll lay you on your back
Stand over your body and let the metal clap
Let the hot slugs melt your insides
Damn, I bet that hurts, now hurry up and die

Or maybe I could track you down at your home
Drive right over and kick down the door
Standing at the doorway lookin' like The MAN
Then I walk right in with machete in hand
First I think I'll take them kidneys out
Let the crimson goo flow while you scream and shout
I take a step back, and look at what I've done
Now here comes one more stab with a Ray Lewis jersey on

The last thing I coluld do is spray you with gasoline
Grab you by the troat and rip off your bling
I'd wear your chain and sing you this song
Then smash a napalm bomb on you arm
Now your beggin' for your life and whole body's shakin'
Bet you didn't know this is the way I killed Freddy AND Jason
Now i'll stop ****in' with you because I'm gettin' kinda tired
So I just do like Busta and light your ass on fire!


Next time, pick on some other superhero.

 

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Did he just diss Batman?!? Oh hell no!

**** with the Man Of The Bat, and I'll lay you on your back
Stand over your body and let the metal clap
Let the hot slugs melt your insides
Damn, I bet that hurts, now hurry up and die

Or maybe I could track you down at your home
Drive right over and kick down the door
Standing at the doorway lookin' like The MAN
Then I walk right in with machete in hand
First I think I'll take them kidneys out
Let the crimson goo flow while you scream and shout
I Take a step back, and look at what I've done
Now here comes one more stab with a Ray Lewis jersey on

The last thing I coluld do is spray you with gasoline
Grab you by the troat and rip off your bling
I'd wear your chain and sing you this song
Then smash a napalm bomb on you arm
Now your beggin' for your life and whole body's shakin'
Bet you didn't this is the way I killed Freddy AND Jason
Now i'll stop ****in' with you because I'm gettin' kinda tired
So I just do like Busta and light your ass on fire!


Next time, pick on some other superhero.

Batman isn't a superhero

You need super powers to be a super hero

Batman is just a hero..

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Did he just diss Batman?!? Oh hell no!

**** with the Man Of The Bat, and I'll lay you on your back
Stand over your body and let the metal clap
Let the hot slugs melt your insides
Damn, I bet that hurts, now hurry up and die

Or maybe I could track you down at your home
Drive right over and kick down the door
Standing at the doorway lookin' like The MAN
Then I walk right in with machete in hand
First I think I'll take them kidneys out
Let the crimson goo flow while you scream and shout
I Take a step back, and look at what I've done
Now here comes one more stab with a Ray Lewis jersey on

The last thing I coluld do is spray you with gasoline
Grab you by the troat and rip off your bling
I'd wear your chain and sing you this song
Then smash a napalm bomb on you arm
Now your beggin' for your life and whole body's shakin'
Bet you didn't this is the way I killed Freddy AND Jason
Now i'll stop ****in' with you because I'm gettin' kinda tired
So I just do like Busta and light your ass on fire!


Next time, pick on some other superhero.

I'm not f**king with the man of the Bat
I'll leave that to Robin
You try to shoot the master wigga Bre
and i'll put you in a coffin,
Not even dead, i'll put you in there still breathin
Put nails in, shoot the f**king casket and then i'll be leavin

You're comin to my crib? Wigga please!
You try to kick down the door, which you can't
i'll shoot you with ease
and I won't even use a gun, you're not worth it
i'll go medievil on your a$$ with a crossbow with perfect-
aim, through your brain, take you into the rain
and make your blood seep into the f**king drain.
Bet you didn't know this is how I killed Freddy, Jason AND Ash,
like how I f**ked your girlfriend and ended up with a rash!

You're an Insane clown, and i'll shoot your f**king Posse
wipe off your makeup and then you would have lost me!
Gasoline? Wigga, i'll piss on you!
won't even take your crappy bling, it fits on you!
I'm going to leave this rap with a smile
and like the Beatnuts said "Watch Out Now!"

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You think you're Scarface?
What a disgrace.
Check my avatar.
You'll see a real devestator.
Magneto would **** up Al Pacino.
Leave him bleeding in a casino.
Don't even get me started,
on your lack of lyrical talent.
Your raps don't even rhyme,
they're so bad you should have to do more time.
Throw you back in the slammer,
with that big hairy Hammer.

Talking about ****ing girls with a knife,
Jesus, boy, get a life!
You'd have to use a knife, cuz you ain't got a dick.
You've just got a tiny little clit!
No woman can be satified by you,
they just roll their eyes and uninvite you!
You don't get any play,
except from Hammer's burly friend Clay.

You bring a knife to gun fight?
I'll show you how to battle, aight?
Go buy your tank, son.
I'll drop a bomb, the nuclear one.
So much for all that fire power.
Your situation just got real dire.
You can't see the hood for the streets.
And now you're nothing but six Feet DEEP!

You told me to check your avatar but all I see so far
is some crusty old man wit his d**k in his hand
Don't get me started on your damn rhymes
cos the're f**king small, like Ian Mckellen's screentime!

Sure, I might end up, back in the slammer,
Don't worry, I wont be hassled by Hammer
your pops will occupy his time, in line
with your mom cos I framed her too
she looks so manly they didn't know what to do
They put her in prison with a whole lotta men
It was like her teen years all over again

I'll bring a knife to a fight, cos I know its aiight
Cos when I goto your crew, the're shook
cos like Mobb Deep Said "There ain't no such things as half-way crooks!"

 

[Assassin32]

So you ****ed my Girlfriend, huh? Stay away from your mom
You know that ***** has a rotten beaver in her thong
But do you even like girl's?
I thought you like to suck off male MC's
Cause EML told me you eat more snakes than Metal Gear 3!

I know for a fact your queer, you don't get any ho's
And that "Horn" on your "Head" is just a rubber *****
So, bring that crossbow and I'll bring my AK
We'll have stand-off and see who leaves unscathed
I won't tell you the outcome but I'll tell you this
Your mom says your punk-ass won't be missed

Oops! I think I gave it away, oh well, sweet dreams
Say goodbye to your Saturday nights of gay porn and vaseline
Because I'm coming
No, ***, not like that
I'm coming to whoop your ass
And put you out with an ether drenched rag
Then I'll take your mom out on a night on the town
So, "Watch Out Now"
.........***

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Wow gee, I sure deserved that, man
By this hater who seems to worship Batman
He seems alright, don't get me wrong
But I only think hes whack, cos he was the one who stole my mom's thong

Homie, you really gotta get a life
I don't think your boyfriend is the best source for my sex life
What are you doing at shows,
you're the one who doesn't like rhyme flows
you don't even like the hoes
because, like Batman, you're just a hero.

So, if you want a stand off,
I dont even need to bring a crossbow, or a sawn-off.
I'll come with razorblades
and not the type you piss after you've been wit wifey
and you'll end up in an early grave.
I don't care if you bring an AK and even try to spray
the fact of the matter is, i'll blow you away,
bury you and dig you out of your grave
and give you to batman so he can have his way.

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Not hatin or anything, but some of y'all got weak lines. Horn head, you pretty good. For the rest of you, try to move on to a topic less "**** my momma"-ish
Listen to more underground shiet

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
Not hatin or anything, but some of y'all got weak lines. Horn head, you pretty good. For the rest of you, try to move on to a topic less "**** my momma"-ish
Listen to more underground shiet

You listen to underground?? Who's your fav. hip hop artist??

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

my favorite underground right now is truth universal

my favorite hip hop artist is everyone from shady/interscope
def jam aint too bad

have you heard jin lately?

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
my favorite underground right now is truth universal

my favorite hip hop artist is everyone from shady/interscope
def jam aint too bad

have you heard jin lately?

The Chinese dude from Ruff Ryder??

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

yeah yeah
he's pretty ill, too bad his album is never gonna drop

 

[MasterBates]

I actually thought mine was pretty good.

And Ruff Ryder needs to release a Fiend and a Yung Wun album before Jin.

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

well, i don't mean to sound that everyone is bad
i'm just saying people find it more interesting when you come up with better verses, besides anything to do with sexual abuse and always "killin" each other
Cause really, how many of these guys really can do the things they say?

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

I'm slightly mocking. Its kind of fun to imagine that you are capiable of the violence. Its just about how far your imagination can stretch.

I am not usually into gangsta rap.
I have a couple of dre and snoop albums, but thats it.
I am mostly into more softcore old school hip hop.

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

nice
i prefer the hardcore stuff; i like the ongoing beefs between certain rappers. eminem is always coming up with sick ****
you guys heard him and booya tribe's 911? slickk stuff

g
G
g
G
unit

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

the beefs are what keep me into gangsta raps

I am loving the Ja Rule situation...........
for the one track Ja made, there were 10 made back, and much better ones at that

g
G
g
G
UNIT!!