The Rap Battle Thread

Originally posted by The Kingpin
So just because you made 1 or 2 "freestyles" your the new "champ"?
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Uhhh.....I'm not exactly being serious as I write these freestyles.

I want to challange other posters except for EML and assassin and I didn't want to break out of character:D
 
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Get this striahgt b**ch, I AM the lyrical vet
You're just a punk kid who needs all the help he can get
Maybe you should go back to preschool for some lessons, and some respect
If its you vs a five year old, its against you i'm gonna bet
Cos you aint got no skill,
can't you see i'm the only one whos ill
People read my rhymes for the lyrcial fill in-
you're like a lesbian, you go after the chicks
but its clear you ain't got no f**king d!ck

I'll show up to your ghetto with guns, and not lyrically
Probably you won't be there cos you're too scared of me
Come out wit your crew and see if you cal lyrically molest me
I'll say this now, you aint gonna get the best of me
I'll pull out my bling and pay your crew to leave
pull out your band aids, cos you're going to bleed
I'll tear through your body like a flesh eating disesase
and you're nothing to me, so I'll do this with ease

I'll put 20 slugs from your head to your groin
violence this fun is damn worth enjoyin'
I don't care if you put on 10 bullet proof vests
my hollow tips will tear right through to your chest
and this is all cos you tried to lyrically molest-
me, see now gee, and this whole time I wasn't talking lyrically

Laugh at your body, as it looks up in the sky
get in my escalade and do a drive by
Maybe to one , two, three or four
hell, I might drive by it just one more
This is because you think you're some kind of champ
but really, you're just a bunch of lyrical wank
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:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.
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:)
 
Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar ****e

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!
 
"Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar ****e

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!"

Look everyone! It's someone making insults while sitting behind a computer.

I'd expect more from someone from NJ.

But I guess I was wrong.

But for someone to come into this thread, and insult people for liking a style of music(especially when the people you insult are probably old enough to be your father), shows simply

a) You have no life
b) You have no life

Hit the strip kid.
 
Here's a tribute to my rap hatin' friends:

I like rock and roll and that's about
I sit home all day and complain about it
I have no life, I have no friends, my girlfriend's buggin me to buy her depends
I go to school all day and wear lipstick on my face
If your a man then come over, I'll give you a taste
I put nail polish on my hands, I love the color black
I do it to rebel cause everyone thinks I'm wack
I get picked on at school and think of killing someone
My idea of fun is stealing my father's gun
Even though rap has been established for about 20 years
I still b-it ch and moan about it like I'm a @&^&
If you like rap your a sheep of society
But hey I got my Dad's weed, come on dude! Get high with me!
Tommorow me and my friends are going to rave
Having thoughts of suicide, I wish I was dead in a grave!
I hate rap, and if you don't then your simply just wrong
You'd be much better if you were like Marilyn Manson and sucked your own dong.

I did!

Song:"I hate life, rap, and your stupid for liking any type of music other than rock"

Artist: Theartofshadow

Record: "I hate myself and I want to die"

Video coming soon...from my Mother's basement.
 
Wow! That was an awesome rhyme theartofshadow!

I didn't know you had it in you!

:D
 
Of this ****, I am the Master.
After I left, this thread became a disaster.
TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.
That's what you'll find if you keep dissing on rhymes.
You will soon find you are going to die.
We're just ****ing around,
shooting the ****.
You act like we're crawling on the ground,
eating ****.
But we aren't, fool.
You're the real mother-****ing tool!
You think bustin' on rap is cool,
I'm going to bust on your whole ****ing gene pool!

I'm bumping this ****,
so others can see my ****.
I want y'all ******s to read my ****.
And realize nothing can beat it.
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Of this ****, I am the Master.
After I left, this thread became a disaster.
TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.
That's what you'll find if you keep dissing on rhymes.
You will soon find you are going to die.
We're just ****ing around,
shooting the ****.
You act like we're crawling on the ground,
eating ****.
But we aren't, fool.
You're the real mother-****ing tool!
You think bustin' on rap is cool,
I'm going to bust on your whole ****ing gene pool!

I'm bumping this ****,
so others can see my ****.
I want y'all ******s to read my ****.
And realize nothing can beat it.
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How can you go from crap, to cock???
 
Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar ****e

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!
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Wow, smells like idiot. Go listen to Linkin Park.
 
Originally posted by Assassin32
:rolleyes:



:)
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Uh.....unless you didn't realise, its not a game, its just all in good fun......maybe not for you cos I don't like batman or something, but in here you can do a few things

a)Rap battle
b)Try to defend rock music by saying rap is crap, therefore making yourself feel better
c)Don't battle and just a be a b**ch

So, you're a c?:batman:
 
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Wow, smells like idiot. Go listen to Linkin Park.
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:(

Am I the only one on the boards who like linkin Park and Good Charlotte
 
Nah, I like Linkin Park.

A lot actually.

I think their first album is 20 times better than there second. But "faint" is a damn good song.

Good Charlotte? Nah. Not really into them. But that's cool if you are.
 
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
T/Bones
for you and all the ******s who think you can take over our thread. Just because you don't like the rap genre, doesn't give you the right to come up in here and disrupt things. You didn't read the thread, so i'm putting up an old post to show you how it is.
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Lick my a$$ and bite my balls
Better yet, fu ck all y'all
Bunch of damn ******s
All tryin' to be hip
By actin' like they're some kind of Blood or Crip
You ought to be blasting Rock through yer Bose
Instead of talkin' like the race who wear the bones through their nose :D
 
Originally posted by JcDc
How can you go from crap, to cock???
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TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.
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Rhyming doesn't always have to be two-lines together. I went "crap-cock-gats-clock".

:p
 
God, the rapping here is really sh1t. EML I thought you were supposed to be good at this sort of stuff...
 
You morons come in here dissing our ****.
Saying we don't know how to rhyme a hit.
Well, I just thought of beat and rapped to it.
So find a comfortable position, and sit.
Get ready to shove your foot in your asscrack.
Whoops! I didn't mean to say that.
I meant to say mouth,
not that it matters, **** spews out of them both.
I'll set up shot in your neighborhood,
where ******s be ravenous for canabis.
I'll sell street-drugs laced with crud,
and count my crisp Benjamins.
I ain't no Blood.
I ain't no Crip.
You ain't bangin' in the Hood.
You on some acid trip?
I'm the kind of mother****er who keeps a gat on his hip,
and my gun is loaded with a fitty bullet clip.
I roll with a 22 in the dash,
and a sawed-off in the rear.
You rollin with a little stash,
and a crew cowering in fear.
I'll lean back in the seat, roll a doobie.
Then I'll pull out my pistol and do my duty.
The tires on your piss-poor car will blow,
The tinted windows will shatter.
I'll put orange-sized holes in your hoe,
make you empty out your entire bladder.
You'll hear my footsteps as I approach,
still puffing on that perfect roach.
I'm higher than a kite,
gripping a smoking barrel.
You're shaking with fright,
thrashing and starting to flail.
You can feel the hot metal, pressed up against the side of your head.
No need for pleads, you're already dead.
 
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Uh.....unless you didn't realise, its not a game, its just all in good fun......maybe not for you cos I don't like batman or something, but in here you can do a few things

a)Rap battle
b)Try to defend rock music by saying rap is crap, therefore making yourself feel better
c)Don't battle and just a be a b**ch

So, you're a c?:batman:
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I've destroyed you with my rhymes already, but what the hell, i'll hit with the good **** one more time.




It's time I put you in you place, I should've done this long ago
Now I'm gonna break you face, with one swing at you dome
Like Romo, crush your mother****in' orbital bone

You seem obsessed with me molesting you
And 5 year old boys in preschool,
You fool, I know your not just Horn-Head
Your Micheal Jackson, too!
So close your damn lips, I'm sick and tired of your hassle
**** with me and I'll punish that ass like Frank Castle
How come you don't get it? I'm just better at the rhymes and vocals
You couldn't see me if you were wearing a pair of bifocals
I do this east, west, north, south, and local
So, **** straps, I'm ready to kill with bare hands
Grab you by your neck, push you face in the sand
Stop breathin', it'll be over in a minute
I'm the man now, can't you see that your finished?
Actually I've always been the man
You were just a flash in the pan
Who couldn't make the grade, so here's your last stand
And I'm raining on your parade, stealing your land
Damn, I bet you want you manhood back
But it'll never be returned, I'm throwing that **** up to Mars
I'm taking your girlfriend away in the passenger seat of my car
And don't worry about my package, dog
My dick is even bigger than her arm

Yeah that's me homie
Owning you over and over
Proving that your phoney
And Knockin' heads off of shoulder
So, reach for the gat on your shelf, I ****in' dare you!!!
So, say somthin' else, *****, do I scare you!?!
Try to test me, you can't best me
Try to sleep, and you can't rest, see
I'm haunting you, gee
SO **** WITH ME!!!
 
It's not the east or the west side,
(No, it's not)
It's not the north or the south side,
(No, it's not)
It's the Dark Side,
(You are correct)

Keep frontin' the empire,
For all you Vadah haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up,
What is thy bidding my master
It's a disaster,
Skywalker, we're after,
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'll be a powerful ally,
Another dark jedi,
He will join us or die,

We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the tochi station?
I got a lay away on a power converter,
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder,

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah

I'm YODA, I'm a SOLDIA,
I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya,
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,

Yoda, why you being a player hater,
You know that still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Yea, that's right R2,
Time to set a new course,
We're going to Cloud City,

That's some good gin and tonic,
Could you please mix me up another,
Thing's about to get ugly,

Impressive, now release your anger,
You must sense that your friends are in danger,
Oooh, why you slice off my hand,
It is primative that you must understand,
Obi Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father,
He told me enough,
He told me you killed him,
Then there's something I must reveal then,

I'm your father
(I'm your father)
x4

Knock him out the box, Luke
(Knock him out)
x4


Knock him out the box, Luke...
 
Originally posted by Mr.White
It's not the east or the west side,
(No, it's not)
It's not the north or the south side,
(No, it's not)
It's the Dark Side,
(You are correct)

Keep frontin' the empire,
For all you Vadah haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up,
What is thy bidding my master
It's a disaster,
Skywalker, we're after,
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'll be a powerful ally,
Another dark jedi,
He will join us or die,

We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the tochi station?
I got a lay away on a power converter,
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder,

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah

I'm YODA, I'm a SOLDIA,
I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya,
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,

Yoda, why you being a player hater,
You know that still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Yea, that's right R2,
Time to set a new course,
We're going to Cloud City,

That's some good gin and tonic,
Could you please mix me up another,
Thing's about to get ugly,

Impressive, now release your anger,
You must sense that your friends are in danger,
Oooh, why you slice off my hand,
It is primative that you must understand,
Obi Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father,
He told me enough,
He told me you killed him,
Then there's something I must reveal then,

I'm your father
(I'm your father)
x4

Knock him out the box, Luke
(Knock him out)
x4


Knock him out the box, Luke...
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very original...:rolleyes:
 
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