The Rap Battle Thread

Originally posted by Assassin32
No, it was the same girl the whole time, your girlfriend. What the hell are you smokin'?:confused:

:D

*re-reads post* *sees nothing wrong and assumes EML is crazy....*
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Shoop shoop shoop

:: does a dance ::


.................................*cough*
 
Originally posted by Assassin32
But, seriously, though,
What's wrong with your skull?
How come you can't work your brain?
Are you going insane, or were you hit by a train?
Did it juggle your noggin' and leave your head plain?
Leave you in a place where every thought is a strain?

You've been proving me right with your last few posts.
 
This is official, therefore, it goes in Zen's official thread.
 
why are you all obsessed with this thread, who the hell takes an online rap battle thread so damn seriously........so just chill...untill the next episode
 
Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
why are you all obsessed with this thread, who the hell takes an online rap battle thread so damn seriously........so just chill...untill the next episode

:cyclops:
 
Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
why are you all obsessed with this thread, who the hell takes an online rap battle thread so damn seriously........so just chill...untill the next episode

What part of "You suck" didn't you understand?
 
I can't stand DJ Blaster.
He's a cocky little bastard.
Comes to the Hype with a chip on his shoulder.
Act's like he's a ****ing Ghetto Soldier.
You ain't ****, man.
You're just white, with too much spray-on tan.
Trying to act Black doesn't make you one.
Go back to tennis and Private school, son.
You're poser, nothing but a fake.
You're wanna-be raps are **** I can't take.
Get the **** out of my thread, *****.
You're the one bite I have yet to itch.
But I'm scratching now, dog, I'm there.
This is Thug City, not the White-Boy Science Fair!
Put away your water pistol and get the **** out.
Go ask God to make you a thug, then give me a shout.
 
Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
Ok once more, except not CRAP this time.

I like how you said mine was crap, but didn't have the balls to come back with a rap of your own.


This kid's coming at me like a ho
Thinkin' he's the big show
Even though he has no place go
He still tries to hit me with those Nickelodeon flows
He tries to act hard, but one look at his avatar
And you'll see this ***** is far from smart, just another ******
He spits his feeble rhyme and thinks that he's rockin'
But we know he couldn't take Gary Coleman in Celebrity Boxing
Yeah, he's sweet as cotton candy
I hear he likes to be called Nancy
While he goes about his day dancing, prancing
He says he can kill this Assassin, but he's just acting
I'll grab this fool by the throat and toss his ass to the canvas
Take my size 13 steel toe, place it over his skull and smash it
I'm right here standing ten feet tall
While you lack the brass in your balls
To take me on, yet still you call
Bang on my wall, beggin' me to make you bawl
But I'll do more than that, you weak ass wussy
You call yourself TheCheshireCat, but your more like a *****
Who wants to push me, So I push back
And smack back
And smash back
And crack your back
Bash your ass until both eyes are black
All because you challenged me and got clowed like a circus
Then I proved you're worthless
So, tell me, was it worth it?
 
have the official battles started? are they gonna be here? can l watch them if not? who's gonna win?
 

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