The Squared Circle

[Frico]

Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool are the only two divas left. As Phoenix picks up McCool and eliminates her. Phoenix is a beast!

Winner - Beth Phoenix (becomes the number one contender for the WWE Women's Championship

 

[Frico]

Yeah, thanks Cage.

 

[Frico]

M.V.P. makes his way out to ringside with a cooler and a referee. MVP picks up the mic and says he doesn't care how many of the sexiest women in the world you put on TV, no one bought a ticket to see them, but bought a ticket to see the United States Champion, MVP. He talks about being poor and how he used to drink beer. MVP says that now that he is so rich he only consumes beverages such as Cristal. He says he is going to lower himself to a beer drinking contest.

MVP calls Matt Hardy out to the ring. Hardy, in street clothes, makes his way to the ring to greet MVP who is wearing a full suit. There is still a referee in the ring with what is now known as the beer cooler.

 

[Frico]

MVP picks up a Miller Lite as the crowd chants for Steve Austin. Matt Hardy picks up a Miller Lite as well. Hardy says before they drink this beer he has something to say. Hardy says that despite all these competitions they have been having, MVP is not better than anyone. Hardy says that he is a normal common man and he is proud of that fact. Matt says he's not even going to try and "out drink" MVP, he asks why. Hardy talks about MVP picking a substitute for their boxing match on SmackDown, Evander Holyfield.

Hardy says that he has a suitable substitute and that he is one of the all time greats in beer drinking. The crowd pops loud! The glass breaks and here comes Stone Cold Steve Austin!

 

[Frico]

Steve Austin gets in the ring and downs one very quickly. Austin runs the ropes as MVP just looks at him. Austin drops down to the mat and starts doing push ups. Austin does some jumping jacks and gets another beer. The crowd chants loudly for Austin as he opens two Miller Lites. He sets several more out as he hands MVP a couple. Austin kicks MVP in the chest and nails the Stone Cold Stunner! The crowd goes nuts as Austin flips them off.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ba-Doom Tsssh

 

[Carp Man]

I knew Austin was going to show up. Stunner on M.V.P., flips the fans the bird, and leaves ? Arrive, raise hell, leave. t:

 

[Frico]

Nitro vs. Punk next

 

[Assassin]

Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! /jr

 

[Frico]

ECW Champion John Morrison is out first, the upcoming match is set for one fall and is for the ECW Championship. CM Punk comes out next to a larger crowd reaction.

The bell rings and this ECW Championship match is underway. Punk and Morrison wrestle around on the mat. Both are struggling to gain the opening control. Punk emerges with a slam on Morrison. Morrison tries to counter but Punk nails another big slam.

Punk picks Morrison up and puts him on the apron. Punk nails him in the face with a boot. Morrison nails an unorthodox neck breaker on Punk, sending him to the outside. Morrison immediately roles him back into the ring and gets a two count.

Morrison goes to work on Punk on the mat with hard right hands.

Morrison connects with two hard right upper cuts to Punk. Morrison gets another two count. The crowd seems dead as Morrison applies a choke hold to CM Punk. Punk starts to counter as he brings Morrison to his feet. Morrison counters, sending Punk back to the mat. He gets a two count.

Morrison applies some type of inverted sleeper hold. The referee checks for submission as CM Punk fights back to his feet. Punk connects with some hard elbows and some right hands. Morrison counters but Punk counters again and gets a two count. Punk connects a cross-body and a two count.

Punk went for a bulldog but missed, however, he later connected with a hard boot to the face of Morrison. Punk gets another two count. He lands a powerslam on Morrison. Morrison counters with a swinging neck breaker.

 

[Frico]

Punk hits clothesline on Morrison and goes to the top rope. He connects a big moonsault off of the top rope and gets a two count. Morrison somehow starts to counter but not for long as Punk hangs him out to dry on the top rope. Punk nearly decapitates Morrison with a hard clothesline off of the top rope. Punk hits Morrison with a high kick to the back of the head.

Punk sets Morrison up on the top rope, he can't connect and Morrison counters. Morrison gets his feet on the ropes for leverage and lands the three count.

Winner - John Morrison (retains ECW Championship)

Punk sets Morrison up on the top rope, he can't connect and Morrison counters. Morrison gets his feet on the ropes for leverage and lands the three count.

Winner - John Morrison (retains ECW Championship)

****.

 

[Jason Blood]

Mah Boi retains.

 

[Frico]

Trips vs. King Booker up next

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Damn, Punk loses to Morrison? How many times is Punk going to lose to Morrison? Don't get me wrong I like Morrison and find him to be an exciting talented worker. But did Punk piss in someones cereal?

Edit: At this rate I think Punk needs to leave the WWE. He's not going to get any kind of respect with the jobbing rate he's on. He just needs to go back to ROH or some kind of indy federation where he'll be treated with respect and his talent will be allowed to be displayed at its full potential.

 

[Carp Man]

Trips vs. King Booker up next

Then Batista Vs. Kahli, then the match, Cena/Orton. t:

 

[Warhammer]

Now that Punk lost, we can safely assume that he's never getting the title.
Hell, he isn't going to be a main eventer for a while. Three times is too many times to lose your championship match.

 

[Jason Blood]

Okay, just because you want Punk to be the champ doesn't mean the WWE sees the same.

Morrison got the title after Chris Benoit didn't show up, and he's still got it against the original opponent. That absolutely means something.

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Punk going to Smackdown or Raw would be the kiss of death for him. Hopefully this loss opens his eyes to the fact that the WWE is not going to use him correctly.

Once Paul Heyman left I knew he was in trouble.

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Okay, just because you want Punk to be the champ doesn't mean the WWE sees the same.

Morrison got the title after Chris Benoit didn't show up, and he's still got it against the original opponent. That absolutely means something.

The WWE screwed up big time. You do not have one of your most over wrestlers lose three times in a row like that. It proves the WWE aka Vince is a moron when it comes to putting over someone that the fans want to see.

Morrison could've lost the title and it wouldn't have hurt him. They could've continued the feud with a series of different matches that allowed them to display their talents. Of course that makes too much sense for the WWE to actually do.

 

[Jason Blood]

Smackdown would be good for Punk, but he needs to stay away from Trips and HBK.

They'd bury him so fast.

 

[Jason Blood]

The WWE screwed up big time. You do not have one of your most over wrestlers lose three times in a row like that. It proves the WWE aka Vince is a moron when it comes to putting over someone that the fans want to see.

Morrison could've lost the title and it wouldn't have hurt him. They could've continued the feud with a series of different matches that allowed them to display their talents. Of course that makes too much sense for the WWE to actually do.

*cough*Paying your dues*cough*

 

[Warhammer]

Is Trips getting "return to Madison Square Garden" ovation?

 

[LastSunrise1981]

*cough*Paying your dues*cough*

Punk has paid his dues. He deserves a championship run and he's never going to get it in the WWE. Anytime a sack of crap like Khali, Batista, Snitsky, or Viscera gets pushed over your more talented wrestlers you know the WWE is in a bad state.

So no, it's time for Punk to leave the WWE very soon. He's not going to get any kind of respect or push within the industry. Smackdown has Batista, Taker, and Khali he's not going to really prosper there either.

 

[Frico]

Is Trips getting "return to Madison Square Garden" ovation?

The crowd starts to pop even before Triple H's music gets started. Sharmell comforts Booker inside the ring as she covers up his ears.
The arena goes dark as we cut to a promo video for Triple H. The video says that he will be better than before. He has been re-built bigger, better, and stronger. The crowd goes nuts as we hear Triple H say "ARE YOU READY".

Fireworks explode as Triple H's King of Kings theme music starts to play. Triple H emerges at the top of the ramp as he takes a big sip of water. Triple H looks to be in phenomenal shape, perhaps the best since his days as WWE Champion.

 

[Twitch]

Punk going to Smackdown or Raw would be the kiss of death for him. Hopefully this loss opens his eyes to the fact that the WWE is not going to use him correctly.

Once Paul Heyman left I knew he was in trouble.

If that was the case Punk would already be gone from the company. They obviously see he has talent or he wouldn't be the top face on ECW right now.