The Squared Circle

[Hunter Rider]

Offbeat Shenanigans is gold and you know it.....

lolt: What was his gimmick again where they played up his boringness ?

 

[Mister J]

I'm not sure about the one The Rock was with but the one Cena was with was officially affiliated with WWE, Rock's probably was as well as like Orton he was groomed for stardom from the start due to his 3rd generation status.

He was Flex Kavana in Lawler's USWA. I don't know for certain, but I'd imagine there'd be some defined relationship there, at least back when Rock was there. I seem to remember reading about a few familiar WWF names bouncing around there.

lol What was his gimmick again where they played up his boringness ?

"If I could be serious for a minute."
"No one enjoys a good party more than me."

 

[BlackLantern]

lolt: What was his gimmick again where they played up his boringness ?

I remember the whole Team Canada thing in WCW. when he came into the WWE, his whole gimmick was that he was a traditional wrestler and did not understand the "offbeat shenanigans" that went on in the ring and the locker room, he also felt that women shouldn't even be involved in wrestling.....that was the gimmick if I remember correctly

 

[Max J Power]

I always enjoy Lance Storm's write-ups.

 

[Max J Power]

lolt: What was his gimmick again where they played up his boringness ?

I don't know much about that gimmick, but a friend of mine told me that while he had the gimmick, he cut a promo saying "I'm not boring. THIS is boring." And then he read from the dictionary.

 

[Lobo]

I always enjoy Lance Storm's write-ups.

agreed

 

[The Sage]

Lance Storm on promos ? lolt:

The irony of that is not lost, LOL. Thought it would be interesting to post.

Now all rise for the Canadian National Anthem!

 

[BlackLantern]

I don't know much about that gimmick, but a friend of mine told me that while he had the gimmick, he cut a promo saying "I'm not boring. THIS is boring." And then he read from the dictionary.

and he delivered that line with a dead straight face.....comedy gold I say....

 

[Donnie Darko]

Lance Storm is all kinds of awesome.

 

[The_Mystery]

I DID like when Lance went to WCW and held like 3 titles changing them all to Canadian versions. Then he went and had his own stable. He was like the number 2 heel in the company....then he went to WWE and they pissed on him. At least he retire than be further mocked.

 

[BlackLantern]

WCW was in its death throes when Lance got there and the only reason I watched was for the whole Team Canada/MIA feud.....

 

[Hunter Rider]

"If I could be serious for a minute."
"No one enjoys a good party more than me."

LOL that was it

The irony of that is not lost, LOL. Thought it would be interesting to post.

Now all rise for the Canadian National Anthem!

t:Y'know I'm surprised the gimmick didn't take off more than it did.

 

[BlackLantern]

LOL that was it



t:Y'know I'm surprised the gimmick didn't take off more than it did.

the gimmick had its fans.....I know he is running a school now and if there is any school I would want to attend if I wanted to be a wrestler, it would be his....

 

[Hunter Rider]

Batista's new book was released last week. It's been described as "controversial", but who knew Batista would reveal himself to be such a despicable human being.

Here's a quote from the book that is nothing short of shocking:

<< Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault. >>

Later in the book, Batista said that his wife suspected him of cheating. Batista claims he wasn't cheating on her yet, but started a "physical relationship" with WWE Diva Melina shortly after.

 

[Mister J]

Ass.

I hope that's somehow a gross distortion of what was actually written, but for now ...ass.

 

[BlackLantern]

So he's a scumbag.....its not like he is molesting kids or anything.....the cheating aside. if he wasnt happy in the marriage, is he supposed to stick around and be unhappy, regardless of the wifes' condition....?

 

[The FallenAngel]

I'll repeat what I said about Batista elsewhere:


**** him and I hope he gets a dick-eating STD from one of his threesomes.

 

[Hunter Rider]

So he's a scumbag.....its not like he is molesting kids or anything.....the cheating aside. if he wasnt happy in the marriage, is he supposed to stick around and be unhappy, regardless of the wifes' condition....?

That's not what we are saying, Writing about it in your book and bragging about having threesomes like some sad little jock boy in the locker room, is something i'd expect of a 3rd tier ****e who sleeps with rock singers and then sells her story to the tabloid, not a millionaire professional athlete. It's tacky and revolting, and only adds to his wife's pain, if he'd wanted to leave her then leave, don't **** around and certainly don't write about it and add in lame excuses, sounds like the extent of his "unhappiness" was that he couldn't get his end away regularly.

 

[DOG LIPS]

No way. There's no way he wrote that.














Is there?

 

[BlackLantern]

I'll repeat what I said about Batista elsewhere:


**** him and I hope he gets a dick-eating STD from one of his threesomes.

You sound jealous and bitter. We're all guys here...if Melina was willing and wanted another girl in the mix.....I dare any of you to refuse that....

 

[The FallenAngel]

You sound jealous and bitter. We're all guys here...if Melina was willing and wanted another girl in the mix.....I dare any of you to refuse that....

I don't sound jealous and bitter. I sound pissed off, because I am. My mom died of cancer, so again, **** him.

 

[BlackLantern]

I don't sound jealous and bitter. I sound pissed off, because I am. My mom died of cancer, so again, **** him.

so him not divorcing her would have made her cancer go away?? sorry for your loss though

 

[Mister J]

So he's a scumbag.....its not like he is molesting kids or anything.....the cheating aside. if he wasnt happy in the marriage, is he supposed to stick around and be unhappy, regardless of the wifes' condition....?

You know, some people manage to end marriages without resorting to infidelity, bragging about it in a book and attributing the blame to their ex-spouse's life-threatening illness. Anything he did, he did of his own volition and not because he 'had no choice'. Him saying otherwise is just pathetic.

 

[The FallenAngel]

so him not divorcing her would have made her cancer go away?? sorry for your loss though

I didn't say that. He's braggin' about threesomes and asking why his wife couldn't clean. She had ****ing cancer, and I've seen what that and the meds does to someone first hand. That's why I'm pissed about it.

 

[BlackLantern]

Who is to say there werent other marital problems....maybe she was a total hosebeast....we don't know