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Stan Lee was a general in WWII who had a son who grew up to look like Stan Lee. He lived in New Mexico for awhile. One day he drank a soda that was gamma radiated. He sued the company who made the soda, winning millions of dollars. From there, he became a mini-celebrity and bought his way into high profile events and married bimbo after bimbo.
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Here's the real explanation...
The Skrulls have been infiltrating human civilization for almost a century, planning their invasion. Unfortunately, their technology only allows them to disguise themselves as STAN LEE!