BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

[Guts]

*Clark and Krypto investigate Killer Croc*

 

[KillerWolf]

Good catch!

 

[Mrs. Wayne]

Now that's funny.

 

[Enriquespy]

That is a rug, not a manhole.

 

[Guts]

That is a rug, not a manhole.

At first glance I thought it was a manhole.

 

[Enriquespy]

he he he, just nitpicking...

 

[harryoscop]

For the last time! that dog doesn't look like Krypto!

 

[Fallen Angel]

For the last time! that dog doesn't look like Krypto!

Shut up goblin.

 

[harryoscop]

Shut up goblin.

you were saying?

 

[Enriquespy]

For the last time! that dog doesn't look like Krypto!

You Sr. are a DOG RACIST!!

 

[Enriquespy]

Jeniffer: You where staring at the scar in my knee again didn't you?
Benny: No, honey, no...

 

[BatFan1979]

Jeniffer: You where staring at the scar in my knee again didn't you?
Benny: No, honey, no...

Ha - thanks for putting that in here...

Jen: "Honey, you really didn't have to wear that shirt out ya know."
Ben: "Yeah, well, Zack made me...HE BEAT ME AT ARM WRESTLING, OK?!..."

 

[dnno1]

*Clark and Krypto investigate Killer Croc*

Is he taking the dog out for a wizz or is it the other way around?

 

[Bren]

That's what I thought.....

"Krypto takes Clark Kent out for a walkies"

 

[KillerWolf]

Now I can't unsee it.

 

[dnno1]

 

[Guts]

I remember all of the hilarious captions made from the set pics of the dark knight trilogy and now there's only two months left of filming and we only have six pages for this caption thread.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=361549

 

[Guts]

Ben: Hey Zack, do you think this close up is a little too close?

 

[dnno1]

can't go a year without putting a Christmas themed post in the caption thread.

Superman: "Cheer up old chum! It couldn't have been that bad?"


Merry Christmas, everyone.

 

[KillerWolf]

 

[GreenKToo]

SUPES. Remember kids, go to your dentist regular for checkups and keep those pearly whites in shape, they will take care of you if you take care of them. ( supes flashes huge smile, people trip and fall from the glare )
Batman here didn't go to his dentist like he should have, and now he can't smile, see?
Care to add anything bru....um....Bats?

BATMAN. I'm Bat-man.

 

[dnno1]

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[Enriquespy]

Watermark-man strikes again!!!!!

 

[KalMart]

Supes: I'm sorry.

Bats: …I'm sorry too.

Supes: Lois….doesn't need to know about last night…

Bats:: She won't.

Supes: How do yo know?

Bats: I have my ways.

Supes: Wh…what are you going to do to her…?

Bats: Well…I was planning on a mixture of cyanide and Nitrous tetra-glycerol….

Supes: God, really…?

Bats: Of course not, stupid, I just won't tell her….whattaya' think I am…?

Supes: It's hard to tell with you, y'know?

 

[KalMart]

Six minutes.


Even Batman's legendary will and talent at miming could not keep him from laughing and revealing that he had replaced Kent's closet mirror with clear glass for more than six minutes….still a commendable feat by any measure.