BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

[Guts]

"Henry and Ben had a little misunderstanding on set."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Batman: And you all thought the V in the title stood for Versus
Superman: Bloodthirsty fools

 

[Rodrigo90]

Xena: What are they talking about? You haven't ripped anything off from me!
Diana: Yeah, we kinda did!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Batman: And you all thought the V in the title stood for Versus
Superman: Bloodthirsty fools

 

[elgaz]

"So I gather you're just not just an orphan, but an illegal immigrant too."

"That's correct. My parents perished when Krypton exploded, and I was sent here. Though I am raised as an American, just like you Bruce."

"Hmmmm. That explains why you suck so bad at baseball."

"Huh?"

"You have no idea where home is."

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Really?? With Lois?

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

 

[TheUnknownX]

 

[Rodrigo90]

Snyder: Should be safe parking it here for a bit, right?
Affleck: Yeah, it'll be fine.
Snyder: Yeah. Let's give Detroit the benefit of the doubt.

5 Minutes later

Spoiler

Snyder: For ****s sake!!!

 

[elgaz]

"Time to fill up again.................ho-hum"

"Hey pal, what's the retail on one of those?"

"More than you can afford.............."

"Lemme guess ................................. Ferrari?"

"Not quite."

 

[Mrs. Wayne]

^

 

[Kane52630]

 

[DarkSentinel]

Pie is life.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Cake is for eternity.

 

[Kane52630]

*sigh* not this again.

 

[Psycho_Sith]

"Henry and Ben had a little misunderstanding on set."

Damn. Can you imagine the winds required to knock over eight connexes stacked 4x2?

 

[Enriquespy]

This is what tetris blocks do on their day off...

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

"Time to fill up again.................ho-hum"

"Hey pal, what's the retail on one of those?"

"More than you can afford.............."

"Lemme guess ................................. Ferrari?"

"Not quite."

How did he switch cars? What happened here?

 

[Enriquespy]

Caption magic, this aint a photoshop thread.

 

[elgaz]

How did he switch cars? What happened here?

No-one said that was his car in the first pic

 

[dnno1]

(Just for the record, the second image is taken from the original comic.)

 

[dnno1]

 

[Mrs. Wayne]

.......

 

[John-An]