BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

[dnno1]

Jason Mamoa: "I dare anyone to call me Aquamoa."

 

[dnno1]

Aquaman: "I am useless" they said. "I have stupid powers", they said.

 

[Enriquespy]

Supes: We have to "Unite the seven"!

Bats: The Seven sins?

Supes: Yes, let's get sinful tonight....

*sensual music starts playing*

 

[dnno1]

 

[Guts]

"There's no wires here Henry .............. on this set you hit the ground like a sack of s**t"

...

 

[Enriquespy]

Bats: Why is your suit white and Gold?

Supes: Don't!

 

[dnno1]

 

[Cassandra Cain]

 

[dnno1]

 

[Zordan]

nice

 

[dnno1]

This wasn't all that funny this time.

 

[Guts]

Alfred:You burned down the storage unit?
Bruce: Oh, most definitely.

 

[souperman]

Alfred:You burned down the storage unit?
Bruce: Oh, most definitely.

...your money was in the storage unit master Bruce...did I see a graham cracker...

 

[Guts]

Boyfights: Capes edition.
Filmed and set up by Lex Luthor.

 

[m4st4]

Aquaman: "I am useless" they said. "I have stupid powers", they said.

CUE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5ptf0POnA

 

[John-An]

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Why so sad Bruce"

Batman: "Do you see?.. You will."

 

[william]

 

[KillerWolf]

Tell me... do you breed?

You will!

 

[BatFan1979]

"That's not flying...it's falling with style"

 

[Mrs. Wayne]

Tell me... do you breed?

You will!

Ha. It's funny because Batman's been date raped before.

 

[KillerWolf]

I forgot about that.

 

[Enriquespy]

(Looks at Wanda and the both Quicksilvers)

 

[DarkSentinel]

Courtesy of roach

Superman: I hope you have neck insurance, because I'm about to snap it you little ****.

 

[LamboMan]

So this may be a *little* late but I thought I'd share it anyway. Just rewatched the ending to The Dark Knight and realised this.

I had to make it, too good to pass up on.

http://lamboman7.deviantart.com/art/Man-Of-Steel-Dark-Knight-Meme-584381313
http://imgur.com/gallery/GLMAHu1