BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

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Lex: Together this will be an amazing film, the three of us...Batman: Hey isn't Superman supposed to be in this movie? WW: Just stay in the shadows... we only have so much screen time available.

 

[dnno1]

Common: "Yeah, certainly not. I'm cooler."

 

[Chip Chipperson]

Brokebat Mountain and Brokeneck Mountain

 

[Guts]

henry cavill: maybe if i believe hard enough, i could actually fly.

 

[Lily Adler]

DIANA: You with your bulletproof armor and you with your ability to phase through solid objects get behind me! My small bracelets will protect us.

 

[Raphi]

Superman's thoughts: Is that how a Kryptonian babe looks. up:
She sure has me excited.

I remember seeing filming pictures of Cavill in the suit before MOS came out and me and my friend could not get over how huge the dude's dong looked. Wonder if Batfleck will be able to compete.

 

[dnno1]

 

[Wayne Bruce]

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

 

[elgaz]

My body is ready.

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "did you check out my new batsuit?"
Superman: "Yeah."

Superman: "There are fans that are still saying that the ears are too short and they have to see it in motion before they approve."

Batman: *puzzled*

Batman: "Alfred, could you post a pic of me with the suit in motion?"
Alfred: "On it's way, sir."

Batman: "Tada! The batsuit in motion!"

Batman: "Well at least I still have that swing."

 

[dnno1]

 

[TheNextNolan22]

 

[Fallen Angel]

^^

 

[dnno1]

That was pretty funny.

 

[LamboMan]

^^ OH MAN! ROFL! Amazing!

 

[Micromind]

 

[Chip Chipperson]

just two and a half hours of them hurling back and forth insults at each other.

Not gonna lie, I'd still be the first on line at the midnight premiere.

 

[Enriquespy]

Clark Kent smiles after receiving the pulitzer price for his investigative article "Is Bruce Wayne Batman?"


Just look at that smug smile, that basterrrrd!

 

[lanesrader]

next morning...

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

What some fans wanted.

What we eventually got.

 

[Greater Geek]

Superman: I hate the Ben Affleck casting.

 

[Greater Geek]

Ma Kent: Don't worry, Clark. The title's not that bad.