The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[Obi-Ron]

There's always a bigger fish.

 

[SoulManX]

We are going to need a bigger boat

 

[darkdaz]

Jumping or punching through glass windows will not as advertised in action movies, result in the glass smashing into peices. It will in fact end in death or extreme injury.

The geek will not always end up falling in love with his best friend, who is female and has been his friend since primary school. He will infact end up alone playing World of Wacraft untill he rots.

 

[JayCaz]

Jumping or punching through glass windows will not as advertised in action movies, result in the glass smashing into peices. It will in fact end in death or extreme injury.

The geek will not always end up falling in love with his best friend, who is female and has been his friend since primary school. He will infact end up alone playing World of Wacraft untill he rots.

Mate, I think you may have learned all that from reality.

 

[[A]]

You can always make mashed potato sculptures based on your dreams/obsessions

 

[JayCaz]

If you're wearing a rather nifty cape, you can usually take a bump from a 10 story building onto a car bonnett with relative ease.

 

[lou2099]

I learned that if I run really fast off a cliff, I can continue to keep running. But if I stop, I will have several seconds to feel the air beneath me before I fall.

 

[[A]]

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[Ace of Knaves]

I learned that all of a cities bad feelings and anger will form as a river of slime flowing through the old subway lines.

 

[redmarvel]

If you succeed in beating the bad guy and think you've clobbered him for good... watch out, he'll be back with a buddy (or two).

 

[[A]]

I learned that you can pretend to be bad-ass and mean, but in the end, you're just a fat whiny bastard

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I learned that a really sexy milf, who you fall in love with and marry can turn out to be a fem-bot all along!

 

[lou2099]

Coyotes do not talk, unless they're specifically chasing rabbits.

You shouldn't buy any product from Acme Inc. because every product of theirs is defective.

When you paint a tunnel on a wall, it becomes functional until you attempt to use it.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That I picked the wrong day to stop smoking, drinking taking amphetamines and sniffing glue.

 

[TEDDY]

The amount of one's facial hair is directly proportional to the amount of evil in one's heart.

 

[Manic]

That I picked the wrong day to stop smoking, drinking and sniffing glue.

Don't forget amphetamines. They never play that part on TV...

 

[lou2099]

I've learned that when everyone eats beans, then it makes everyone fart all in one sitting.

 

[SoulManX]

If I have enough heart (and a head like a brick) I can beat the heavy weight champion of the world....if ever given the shot

 

[amazingfantasy15]

If I have enough heart (and a head like a brick) I can beat the heavy weight champion of the world....if ever given the shot

However, it's gonna take two tries.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Don't forget amphetamines. They never play that part on TV...

Thanks, knew I was forgetting something.

 

[SoulManX]

However, it's gonna take two tries.

Three times the charm

 

[SoulManX]

That driving my Camaro in the woods would lead me to crashing into a super secret lab with ray beam that will cause me to turn into my car when I get hot nuff...so much for sex

 

[[A]]

I learned that if there are oranges involved, you're pretty much going down



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[Heretic]

Ive learned that all hookers have a heart of gold, Eddie Murphys entire family looks just like him, and that Keanu cant act.

 

[SoulManX]

I've learned that you don't want to make me angry Mister McGee