Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Golgo-13]

"Hound, you could have at least waited til we got a hotel room!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

PRIME: "Prepare the de-evolution guns! Prepare for destiny!" [under his breath] "Where's my pizza?"

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

"Oh God yes! Yes, yes YES!"

"I'll have what she's having."

 

[BrollySupersj]

Optimus look down...

I can't...none of us can...
This idiotic design prevents normal field vision

That is gold t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Oh God yes! Yes, yes YES!"

"I'll have what she's having."

t:

PRIME: "No lips! No lips ever!!!"

 

[nightcrawler01]

SUPRISE! I'm an alien! can't you tell?!

 

[CFlash]

^ ^ ^

Alien 5.
The Queen Alien gets her own Robo-Lifter suit.

 

[KenK]

"Hound, you could have at least waited til we got a hotel room!"

There are just no words for how wrong this is!

 

[Hotwire]

I want to sing and dance,
I want to sing and dance,
I want to be a pirtate in "The Pirates of Pinsance."

 

[Dr. Fate]

There are just no words for how wrong this is!

That's why it's funny.

"Jazz Hands!"

Oh damn it. I think that's been done. Let me try again -

"I control the verticle, I control the horizontal..."

 

[AyeCapn]

"I once caught a fish THIS BIG!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

GRIMLOCK: "Feed me, Seymour!"

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Prime: Ultra Magnus, put your clothes back on!!

Ultra Magnus: Can't.......my trailer's in the shop

 

[Dr. Fate]

"You will not be seeing Spider-Man 3 on opening day. Instead, you will save your money for our movie. Failure to comply will result in speedy yet painful termination."

 

[Timstuff]

One cube to rule them all, One cube to find them; One cube to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!

 

[*Dead*End*]

"You will not be seeing Spider-Man 3 on opening day. Instead, you will save your money for our movie. Failure to comply will result in speedy yet painful termination."

I comply with that no problem mister Optimus. Actually TRANSFORMERS is the only movie I'm seeing this Year: over, and over, and over . . .

 

[Dr. Fate]

One cube to rule them all, One cube to find them; One cube to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!

Hehehehehe

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Han Shot First!"

Can you see how low I am on material?

 

[That-Guy]

"I saved the world and all I got was this stupid box."

 

[That-Guy]

Ratchet: I'm gonna ride you like Harley, cupcake.
Barricade: Be gentle...

 

[That-Guy]

Shia: WHOA!! Who are you?!!
Josh: I'm Batman!!!
Shia: Hmmm...No... No, I know you. You're that guy from 'Tad Hamilton.'
Josh: No I'm not!
Shia:Yeah, you are! I remember! Boy, did that movie suck.
Josh: Okay, fine! Then I'm... um... TADMAN!!!
Shia: You're pretty f**king lame, dude.

 

[That-Guy]

"Johnny 5 is alive!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Great... how am I going to explain THIS one to Allstate..."

 

[That-Guy]

Soldier: Yeah, so... it looks like giant robots are attacking the earth... we're here, armed to the teeth with guns, tanks, missiles... And these two dumb kids just showed up, saying they want to help. What do they bring? A goddamn cardoor. Stupid f**king teenagers.

 

[jezza]

Oh Hi, I upgraded your Brandon Routh

Or am I the only one who can see it?

 

[Jimmy, GL]

Shia on phone, "Hi mom... Yeah you know how you told me to take good care of the car? Well have i got a story for you!