The Ugly Americans

[the_joker]

Cowardly men? we were saving the world long before your nation had 50 fecking stars.

And im sorry, but when exactly does american history start?

By alcoholics i take it you mean, able to handle a beer?

I've been drinking with americans, they cant take the juice like us in Britain.

You tell them.

Rule Britannia!

 

[celldog]

Cowardly men? we were saving the world long before your nation had 50 fecking stars.

But we'ves saved your bacon twice, since!


And im sorry, but when exactly does american history start?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? Stay on your topic.
By alcoholics i take it you mean, able to handle a beer?

I've been drinking with americans, they cant take the juice like us in Britain.

No ...I mean what I said ...Euporeans are lush heads. And your women are hairy. And you have bad teeth.

 

[celldog]

But I do like this guy....

 

[darkdaz]

I don't hate Any country. Maybe France cos i am British and i think we are all brainwashed that way. And the hundreds of wars we have kicked there asses at. Not to mention their idiotic stance on sanctions imposed on Germany after World War 1 Pretty much lead to Germanys Democracy failing and being took over by the nazis.

Americans are fine Bit wussy, you are the god damn most powerful nation on earth and you don't want to take over and create a proper empire. First ever super power not to do so. British empire, Roman Empire. If you don't chinia will just over take you before you have even go started.

As for England we need to knock our country down and start again. We have turned from the most powerful empire the earth has ever seen into a piddling little world power. We need a good old Revolution to get back to being a country that actually wants to progress somewhere instead of just muddling along with nothing ever changing.

And America and Britain didn't win world war 2. The Russians won the nazis defeat in russia lead to russia invading half of eastern europe. America and Britian were their just to stop russias advance into western europe.

 

[RogueLDN]

No ...I mean what I said ...Euporeans are lush heads. And your women are hairy. And you have bad teeth.

Saved our bacon? You've been watching too many hollywood war movies mate. Who held Hitler at the edge of Europe? Who designed the bombs that blew up the dams running german power stations, who endured the blitz, who put up with rationing until the fifties, who beat the Luftwaffe over the channel? There were more polish and canadians in the sky then then americans, they were too busy sitting at home being *****es thinking 'they'll never bother coming over here'. Thats cowardice my friend, the americans even ****ed up the parachute landings backing up D-day and they all got lost. You rock up late because Japan blew up Pearl Harbour, good for you, real *****ing heros. We don't get on with the french but they had to help you to get at us in the war of independence, but for us and the british army, you would be speaking french right now because i cant see Napolean owning the majority of the knopwn world but thinking 'i'll leave the rest josephine'. I suggest you go read some history and find out all about european cowardice, start with the history of britain, it'll be an experience for you reading about something more than a few centuries old.

MUG.

 

[the_joker]

I don't hate Any country. Maybe France cos i am British and i think we are all brainwashed that way. And the hundreds of wars we have kicked there asses at. Not to mention their idiotic stance on sanctions imposed on Germany after World War 1 Pretty much lead to Germanys Democracy failing and being took over by the nazis.

Americans are fine Bit wussy, you are the god damn most powerful nation on earth and you don't want to take over and create a proper empire. First ever super power not to do so. British empire, Roman Empire. If you don't chinia will just over take you before you have even go started.

As for England we need to knock our country down and start again. We have turned from the most powerful empire the earth has ever seen into a piddling little world power. We need a good old Revolution to get back to being a country that actually wants to progress somewhere instead of just muddling along with nothing ever changing.

And America and Britain didn't win world war 2. The Russians won the nazis defeat in russia lead to russia invading half of eastern europe. America and Britian were their just to stop russias advance into western europe.

Huh? Russia wouldn't join the war until Turkey joined in and only agreed to help defeat Japan after the Nazi had been defeated. And also, I believe they even signed a treaty with Nazi to remain neutral when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia. America became Britain's ally later on when pearl harbour was destroyed. It is well known that America didn't originally want to get involved, but in the end had to when it became clear that axis superpowers' ambitions didn't just stop at Europe.

As for Britain, yes the country declined 1945 onwards, and then was on the verge of an economic collapse during the 80s. But since then, Britain has survived and prospered well and became one of the world's leading countries. Why else do you think that France and the other European countries want us to join EU properly and adopt the European constitution? Because they know we are a valuable asset. Also as for America being the most powerful nation on Earth, I thought Europe was No.1 in the list of leading nations.

Anyways, I'm going off the point. But I needed to correct your facts.

Point is really, is Britain is now one of America's firmest allies at the moment in this so called war against terrorism and they are darn lucky to have us.

And one thing I don't understand is why the Americans keep referring to us as “European”. We may be part of Europe but we still have our own individual identity. We're British, not French, not German or any other European.

And just to put the record straight, our women are not hairy. And we do not have bad teeth! How bloody charming you all are.

 

[Abaddon]

Your food is horrible though. Except fish and chips.

 

[Equinox]

Whats with all the country bashing going on?

 

[Abaddon]

Nationalism.

 

[Equinox]

Nationalism.

Nazi-ism

 

[JLBats]

Nationalism.

It's a round world. Last time I checked.

 

[deemar325]

Saved our bacon? You've been watching too many hollywood war movies mate. Who held Hitler at the edge of Europe? Who designed the bombs that blew up the dams running german power stations, who endured the blitz, who put up with rationing until the fifties, who beat the Luftwaffe over the channel? There were more polish and canadians in the sky then then americans, they were too busy sitting at home being *****es thinking 'they'll never bother coming over here'. Thats cowardice my friend, the americans even ****ed up the parachute landings backing up D-day and they all got lost. You rock up late because Japan blew up Pearl Harbour, good for you, real *****ing heros. We don't get on with the french but they had to help you to get at us in the war of independence, but for us and the british army, you would be speaking french right now because i cant see Napolean owning the majority of the knopwn world but thinking 'i'll leave the rest josephine'. I suggest you go read some history and find out all about european cowardice, start with the history of britain, it'll be an experience for you reading about something more than a few centuries old.

MUG.

Buddy your rubbing me the wrong way, you Brits are some funny guys.

Although I respect you guys as allies you are a right ********.

What's that little Island of yours really got going on? Other than following America's lead. Tony Blair is Bush's b*tch and you know it.

 

[deemar325]

Huh? Russia wouldn't join the war until Turkey joined in and only agreed to help defeat Japan after the Nazi had been defeated. And also, I believe they even signed a treaty with Nazi to remain neutral when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia. America became Britain's ally later on when pearl harbour was destroyed. It is well known that America didn't originally want to get involved, but in the end had to when it became clear that axis superpowers' ambitions didn't just stop at Europe.

As for Britain, yes the country declined 1945 onwards, and then was on the verge of an economic collapse during the 80s. But since then, Britain has survived and prospered well and became one of the world's leading countries. Why else do you think that France and the other European countries want us to join EU properly and adopt the European constitution? Because they know we are a valuable asset. Also as for America being the most powerful nation on Earth, I thought Europe was No.1 in the list of leading nations.

Anyways, I'm going off the point. But I needed to correct your facts.

Point is really, is Britain is now one of America's firmest allies at the moment in this so called war against terrorism and they are darn lucky to have us.

And one thing I don't understand is why the Americans keep referring to us as “European”. We may be part of Europe but we still have our own individual identity. We're British, not French, not German or any other European.

And just to put the record straight, our women are not hairy. And we do not have bad teeth! How bloody charming you all are.

Please repeat that for RogueShytforBrains.

 

[deemar325]

Saved our bacon? You've been watching too many hollywood war movies mate. Who held Hitler at the edge of Europe? Who designed the bombs that blew up the dams running german power stations, who endured the blitz, who put up with rationing until the fifties, who beat the Luftwaffe over the channel? There were more polish and canadians in the sky then then americans, they were too busy sitting at home being *****es thinking 'they'll never bother coming over here'. Thats cowardice my friend, the americans even ****ed up the parachute landings backing up D-day and they all got lost. You rock up late because Japan blew up Pearl Harbour, good for you, real *****ing heros. We don't get on with the french but they had to help you to get at us in the war of independence, but for us and the british army, you would be speaking french right now because i cant see Napolean owning the majority of the knopwn world but thinking 'i'll leave the rest josephine'. I suggest you go read some history and find out all about european cowardice, start with the history of britain, it'll be an experience for you reading about something more than a few centuries old.

MUG.

Buddy what is Brittain now? I'll tell ya what.


America's sidekick.

God Bless the F-cking Queen!

 

[Emrys]

I don't hate Any country. Maybe France cos i am British and i think we are all brainwashed that way. And the hundreds of wars we have kicked there asses at. Not to mention their idiotic stance on sanctions imposed on Germany after World War 1 Pretty much lead to Germanys Democracy failing and being took over by the nazis.

Americans are fine Bit wussy, you are the god damn most powerful nation on earth and you don't want to take over and create a proper empire. First ever super power not to do so. British empire, Roman Empire. If you don't chinia will just over take you before you have even go started.

As for England we need to knock our country down and start again. We have turned from the most powerful empire the earth has ever seen into a piddling little world power. We need a good old Revolution to get back to being a country that actually wants to progress somewhere instead of just muddling along with nothing ever changing.

And America and Britain didn't win world war 2. The Russians won the nazis defeat in russia lead to russia invading half of eastern europe. America and Britian were their just to stop russias advance into western europe.

hey hey as far as I remember the french have beaten you guys a lot too, one time even one of their females send you guys packing.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

It's a round world. Last time I checked.

This goes to celldog, deemar, RougeLDN, and anyone else making *********ory posts about their own country.

 

[Abaddon]

It's a round world. Last time I checked.

its lopsided.

 

[Emrys]

This goes to celldog, deemar, RougeLDN, and anyone else making *********ory posts about their own country.

Sarge don't worry it's just the usual "who has the bigger dick" routine

 

[RogueLDN]

Sarge don't worry it's just the usual "who has the bigger dick" routine

I got annoyed at the stupidity of the guys remarks, but how much of what i said was untrue? I have no dislike of America, hell i may even want to go there one day, at the moment europe has more to offer, Rome, Paris, Prague, but if you dont want to read retalitory posts, then flame the guys who make the stupid stereotypical comments in the first place. Not simply the retaliations.

 

[Abaddon]

Actually all of you were being criticized

 

[RogueLDN]

Buddy your rubbing me the wrong way, you Brits are some funny guys.

Although I respect you guys as allies you are a right ********.

What's that little Island of yours really got going on? Other than following America's lead. Tony Blair is Bush's b*tch and you know it.

Was i mistaken in anything i said? Anything at all? You want to bash Britain, go ahead, just expect some back. I'm actually of Irish descent, however born bred and taught in england and proud of its history and proud of it now.

So as a wise man once wrote

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Clever man that Shakespeare, now where was he from......???

 

[deemar325]

"An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before."

Mark Twain, American.

 

[deemar325]

One of my favorites!


I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?


Dirty Harry, American.

 

[JLBats]

"I hate patriotism...I can't stand it, man—makes me ****in' sick. It's a round world last time I checked."

Bill Hicks

:smug smiley face:

 

[deemar325]

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.

Malcolm X, Angry American.