Byrd Man
El Hombre Pájaro
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"Come on. This is the most fun I've had since I've been here."
"Yeah, Yeah. Keep talking kid."
I remember having a natural feeling of disbelief. Feeling that it was all some kind of dream. The reality of the situation sunk back in when it atacked. It landed from a jump with a massive thud, ripping a peice of the plane off and swinging it at Sur. It was about ten feet tall, covered head to toe in thick gold colored armor. Legion. Sur grabbed me in a bubble and high tailed both of us out of there. Good thing that metalic bastard couldn't fly, or we'd both be dead right now.
Abin took me to some cave he found, where he explained the situation. He was some kind of space cop, and Legion was a cop killer. He'd murdered Abin's partner, and now was probably going to kill me just to piss him off. I asked him if I could do anything to help, and he all but laughed. Said that I'd never be able to dent the bastard's armor.
Practically the next second, Legion showed up. Much faster than I expceted. He tackled Abin, and the two began to beat the crap out of each other. I'd never seen the likes of such a sight before, outside of movies. Abin reached for something in a pocket on his uniform, but Legion swatted it out of his hand. It landed on the ground near me. It was a ring, just like Abin's. The one on my finger right now. I reached to pick it up, and it started glowing. It hoveredn in the air, and then was suddenly on my hand. I had no idea how it worked or how to use it, but I knew one thing for sure: It was a weapon. I raised my hand and inleashed a very sloppy but very powerful blast at Legion. It took him off gaurd and knocked him flat on his ass. I kept blasting at him, keeping pinned to the ground. Soon, though, he got up and blasted at me with some cannon thing on his arm. Started walking towards me, but then stopped dead in his tracks. Abin had used the distraction I made to conjusr up a particularly sharp construct and stabbed Legion in the back with it. He then continued stabbing until that suit of his was scrap. Suddenlt, this grey ooze started coming out of the armor, and Abin trapped it in a bubble. He walked over to me, gave me a hand, and said "Welcome to the corps."
"What happened then."
Hal sat up a bit in his chair, having become rather lost in thought while telling his story.
"Abin brought me to Oa, I went through basic training, and became a corpsman."
"What about your life on Earth?"
"I went back home to set some affairs in order. Quit my job, sold my apartment, and then kind of dissapeared. When I said my planet was rather backwater, I meant it. Most people wouldn't believe that I became a space cop. The only person who knows is a friend of mind named Tom. I go back home whenever I can, and I usually stay at his place when I do."
"And where do stay when you're not planet side?"
"Sometimes at the barracks, sometimes at Abin's place. Where ever I can. Listen, is all of this really necessairy?"
"Just a standard evaluation. So, do you have any history of drug use?"
"What?"
"Just answer the question."
"I enjoy a fine alchoholic beverage. Besides that, no."
"Alright. Now, we're going to do a few tests."
Hal lies back in his chair and stares up at the ceiling.
"How exciting."
About twenty minutes later, amd Hal has begun to show suicidal tendencies brought on by extreme boredome.
"Alright. That should do it. You can go."
"Finally."
Hal levitates into the air and bursts out the dow with a green aura trailing behind him. He exits the building and rises into the air at break neck speeds.
"Time for a beer."
Mere minutes later, Hal finds himself in the GLC cafeteria. He goes over to one of the matter synthisizers and pours himself a cold one. He then heads over to a table seated by a familiar collection of green clad law officers with one new addition.
"Gentlemen. Guy. How's things? And who's the newbie?"
"Hal, how ya doing? Don't talk to mister high and mighty over there. The newbie's the new Ion. He messed up my knife just for ****s and giggles."