He sees it as a game.
That's the only conclusion I can draw upon. It isn't the last, by any means, but it remains likely. The maniac calling himself by the monkier of "The Joker"'s view of reality is warped into a mix of lawless anarchy and fearless performance. His crimes demand attention, and always succeed. And the measures he uses to get that attention are enough to leave
me sleepless, even though that was barely a problem before.
But what's the conclusion? Is there some kind of main point to his madness? What is he planning for the city, if he's planning anything at all?
I rub the temple of my forehead as I close the book I tried to bury myself in, just to allow a moment's rest on the casework. But the mental image of the grinning night watchmen I found in the back of the Gotham City Museum Of History still taunt me, as does his own grinning face. It reminds me that while I study, he's out there, waiting for his next opprotunity to strike and gain so much more of that attention he apparentally craves. It also provides all the reason I need to apprehend him and get him off the streets, as soon as possible.
I look up, as Alfred scoops up the book between dusting the shelves, and places it back in it's place.
"I never was one for Edgar Alan Poe myself, either.", He responds, prompting the usual eyebrow arch that surfaces everytime Alfred makes a comment, these days.
"It isn't the book. It's the clown.", I answer.
"I've never came back to a criminal, even the most extreme cases, more than I have with The Joker. I feel like I'm becoming obsessed."
"Obsession? You? Perish the thought.", Alfred states, with little effort and even smaller hesitation.
I throw him a look, before getting up from my seat.
"This is serious, Alfred. Alot of people are dying because of this madman."
"As did those plagued by Professor Crane, sir. And Doctor Fries. And Mr. Hagen,", He continues.
"Truth be said, Master Wayne, It's a wonder that death and madness hasn't become apart of your workly routine."
"That's exactly my point,", I respond.
"Why does he bother me so much, of all of them?"
"Because he's the one that humilated you.", Alfred answers.
"You went in with the intention of saving the lives of those students, and instead you were greeted with a pile of his handiwork. And might I remind you, sir, that he averted capture by tripping you with a set of marbles?"
"..."
"Thanks, Alfred, I really needed to be reminded of that.", I state, with a sigh, before looking out the window.
"My point is... perhaps it isn't the clown that's truly bothering you.", He questions.
"Perhaps your confidence is the one preventing you from treating this... 'Joker', as just what he is. Another criminal for you to catch."
I turn around, slightly, considering this.
Maybe he's right. Maybe I'm just not confident I can outsmart The Joker. But that's exactly the line of thinking I need to avoid, in this. I can't afford to allow my own feelings to blind my work... too many people count on my results. Perhaps with time, I can better this, so it won't cloud my judgement again.
"MASTER WAYNE!"
My eyes widen, at Alfred's tone, as he looks at the window with fear.
"GET DOWN, SIR!", He shouts, as I turn around, only to spot what he's talking about.
"What in god's name-...?"
It's heading for the window. Instinctively, I leap back, conjuring up any possible reflexes I can manage to exert, and dive behind a chair, as Alfred runs out of a room. In seconds, I hear the glass shatter, as a mechanical whurr fills the room. Looking up, peering out of the side of the chair, I stand, confused as to what exactly I'm looking at.
"Bruce Wayne,", It speaks, a voice as cold and inhuman as steel.
"Thermal Scan Completed. Target Identified. Upgrade To Commence Upon Capture."
I blink, once. I've never seen anything like this before... even at Wayne Enterprises. But the design doesn't fit one of the technological blueprints I've seen in my deals with Lexcorp, or Kord Technologies, either. I'm sure Kord or Luthor could afford to create something like this... but something tells me I'm already way off.
Either way, now's is not a time to deciepher design specifications. Especially if whatever it said means what I
think it means.
"What are you?", I ask, trying to distract it with words as I weight out any possible options.
"We Are A Unified Network, Bruce Wayne Of Gotham City. The Observational Meta-humanary Activities Construct. OMAC.", It replies, advancing... well, hovering, towards me.
"And You Are Required For The Multi-Humanry Worldwide Upgrade."
My eyes widen. Worldwide? Does it actually have more of these things stationed around the world?!
Quickly, my hands come upon a displayed 15th Century Sword over the fireplace mantle, after feeling around the wall behind me. I'm not entirely sure this'll work... But there's only one real way to find out.
"Sure you don't want to stay for a drink?", I ask, with a sly smirk to throw it off.
"Negative.", It states.
"Your Upgrade Shall Now Commence."
I give it an unamused look.
"Funny..."
I grab the sword and slash onto the "OMAC", striking it's shoulder in order to try and dig into the arm, and attempt to weaken it.
"I happen to disagree."
The sword sparks, but does little against the armor. The OMAC looks up at me, before grabbing the sword and breaking the blade in half, with little effort.
"You Are But A Nuisance. But Soon, That Error Shall Be Corrected."
The eye glows bright red, as I try to run out of the room. Need to get to the cave... get a weapon that'll actually hold it's own against whatever I'm really facing. But the minute I reach the door, a blast of some kind of energy bombards it, knocking me back into a far wall. The OMAC approaches, as I push myself up from a pile of books Alfred had been dusting, before.
I don't know what I'm going to do. But I better do it fast, because I'm obviously running out of time.
"There Is No Cause For Worry, Bruce Wayne Of Gotham.", It speaks, as both the eye on it's forehead and the eye on it's chest glow brightly. Which, by all accounts, doesn't look entirely pleasant for my sake.
"The Brother Eye Shall Cease The Need For It, Soon Enough."
I flinch, a bit, as the eyes grow brighter. I... I may be too late. Dammit.
*BLAM*
At first, I believe my life is flashing before my eyes, as I hear the gunshots that killed my parents. But when my eyes open again, I see that I'm wrong, thankfully. Alfred stands in the entrance of the doorway, a shotgun in hand, shooting at the OMAC as it turns, and faces him.
"Secondary Target Identified. Of Minimal Threat. Dispose Of And Continue With Upgra-"
*BLAM*
The OMAC falls, suddenly, as Alfred drops the gun. I look down at the being, as a fresh bullet hole graces the eye, obviously shattering it. Oddly enough, blood starts to seep from the helmet, as I pull myself up, watching Alfred dust himself off.
"Most ungentlemenly.", He mentions, before turning to me.
"Are you alright, sir?"
"I'm fine.", I state, before looking down at the gun, a bit uneasy.
"...How long have you had that?"
"Since before you were born.", He answers.
"Not to worry, Master Bruce. I don't plan to make a habit out of using it."
"Good,", I begin, before leaning down and staring at the OMAC.
"But I think we've got a much bigger problem on our hands, right now."
"You've managed to diciepher what this is?", He asks.
"Not even remotely, aside from a name.", I reply.
"But I managed to catch a bit of what it's planning. And if what it said is true, we've got little time to ask questions."
I stand back up, running over to the grandfather clock on the far right.
"Alfred, get this thing down to the cave. I need you to perform every possible scan that the Batcomputer can manage. Figure out what it is, and where it came from. If there's even a record on where it came from..."
"Certainly. But what exactly do you have planned, yourself?"
I pull down on a lever, revealing a secret compartment within the grandfather clock, as it slides up, displaying a Batsuit ready for use.
"To put it simply, Alfred... My city may need me, right now."