The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.1

[TheCorpulent1]

Seriously, you want to write some fan fiction Corp, it's this little Ultimate DC shared universe type thing. You could write an Hourman series or some ****.

You do know how to tempt me, sir...

But I'll pass for now. That kind of sounds like more work to me at a time when I'm trying to cut down on the amount of work I do.

 

[Mystirious]

I had a great idea for a comic where the villains win for seven issues, then in the last eight pages a white guy shouts LETS TRY HITTING THE BADS GUY MORE HARDER and then the villain loses.

SOMEDAY, GEOFF JOHNS

If your story was full of plotholes and needless grusome death and treated every character who isn't a white straight guy like **** i think you might have a lawsuit

 

[Mystirious]

There's not a problem that exists that can't be solved by a white man choosing to hit something more harder with a giant green fist.

Many Hulk fans also subscribe to this philosophy...

But the Hulk's not white he's green

Sometimes red

God it's so f**king hot here!

Its getting hot in here

So take off all your clothes

 

[Anubis]

I did. I'm posting nakid.

 

[Darthphere]

The only thing he's wearing is a band-aid on his cheek.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Nelly must have some pretty bad luck to keep wounding that same area on his cheek over and over.

 

[Mystirious]

But on which cheek

I'm wearing a sweater right now

You be crazy Fifth

 

[Mystirious]

I did. I'm posting nakid.

You and me both but I am still so hot right now

I'mma live in the fridge for a week with Green Lanterns girlfriend

I have a couple of good Batman story ideas, but I don't want no spies from DC Comics to steal them.

I wish DC would steal some of my ideas and get Black Canary and Barbara Gordon together

And get Bruce and Clark to get some bow chicka wow wow going on

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Mysti's DC = slash fics for all.

 

[Mystirious]

Mysti's DC = slash fics for all.

True 'dat

Are you not a slash fan Corp

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Nope.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I could never understand that concept.

 

[Mystirious]

Nope.

You know you want to read about Tim and Conner hooking up really

 

[BlackLantern]

You know you want to read about Tim and Conner hooking up really

Their actual relationship isn't that far off

 

[Mystirious]

I could never understand that concept.

I like writing them because there be lots of characters I want to get together and who i think should be together

Like Spoiler and Batgirl

And sometimes i just write it because i think its hawt

Like all my Wonder Woman/Power Girl and Superman/Batman stories

 

[Darthphere]

You do know how to tempt me, sir...

But I'll pass for now. That kind of sounds like more work to me at a time when I'm trying to cut down on the amount of work I do.

Fair enough, though I might hit you up to draw something. Two words: Bat nipples.

 

[Mystirious]

Their actual relationship isn't that far off

It will not be long until those two characters start dating in the comic books

Red Robin wants some clone lovin'

 

[Charlie Boy]

I like writing them because there be lots of characters I want to get together and who i think should be together

Like Spoiler and Batgirl

And sometimes i just write it because i think its hawt

Like all my Wonder Woman/Power Girl and Superman/Batman stories

They're the same person.

 

[Mystirious]

Fair enough, though I might hit you up to draw something. Two words: Bat nipples.

Are you going to pay him with a Bat credit card

 

[Mystirious]

They're the same person.

I mean Cass as Batgirl Charlie Boy

Before Beechen taffyed her character

 

[Charlie Boy]

...Cass and which Batgirl?!

 

[BlackLantern]

fanfic is the literary equivalent of those *******s in LA who dress like celebrities and charge for pictures

 

[Charlie Boy]

Have you seen the documentary about those guys? So pathetic that it's almost not funny. Almost.

 

[BlackLantern]

yes...Ive seen it....much like the Bat forums, its what happens when sadness and failure take a tangible form

 

[Charlie Boy]

They're each sad in their own way...But I gotta say the guy who dressed as Batman was the worst.