The one that made an ass of himself with the fan, I think I saw him trying to fight a little dude on one of those weird gameshows. The little dude wasn't in bad shape or scrawny - he looked average, really. Anyway, little dude used leverage to put the big guy on the ground, rolled him once and then they had to stop the fight.
The big guy was having heart palpitations.
Lesson kids - hardwork pays off. Don't pump yourself full of potentially unregulated garbage for instant gratification.
Alright, I'll get off my soapbox now.