Saw it. Had a whole night to discuss it with friends. Slept on it.
If theres anything Ive learned from participating in this TF forum and lurking in the others here at SHH, is how to make lemonade from lemons. Hence, why Ive liked everything from brilliant X-Men to just-OK Fantastic Four. Yes, I even liked (or rather didnt hate) Superman Returns and Spider-man 3. And, while I totally understand the marks the latter two missed, I would never ever call them dumb.
On the other hand, this movie, boy oh boy, is probably the most ******ed (and I dont use that word lightly), most innane, meaningless movie I have ever seen. Im sorry
but it must be said
if you think this movie is good you need to have your IQ checked. No, I didnt expect the movie to be some cerebral masterpiece like 2001 or A.I. And, sure, some movies suffer from bad execution (like.. I dunno
Daredevil, Fantastic Four, maybe)
but it takes a lot for a movie to be BALLS-OUT DUMB.
Im not going to point out the pros and cons because many of you have done it really well. There was some good stuff. I really enjoyed the first 45 minutes or so: the air base attack, Sam being chased by Bumblebee (the scene where hes spying BB as a robot from away is very good), etc. The movie went seriously down hill once Frenzy started doing his thing. The arrival of the Autobots (falling from the sky) was AWESOME
and oh so promising. But the movie went utter craptitude once they were actually introduced. Once the backyard scene was over the entire audience breathed a sigh of relief.
I remember months ago people were asking what scene are you most looking forward to. Because of the trailers everybody was like oooh the Optimus/Bonecrusher fight. What Optimus/Bonecrusher fight?!!! They fall over an overpass and Optimus stabs him? What Megatron/Optimus fight???? Did I miss it? There is NO OPTIMUS/MEGATRON fight! If you saw it, its because your brain spliced in the missing scenes. Half the time you couldnt tell if it was Megatron or Starscream doing the fighting in any scene.
I dont really know how to close. I can understand how some people liked it or just 'enjoyed' it. But, you have to do some SERIOUS brain checking at the door
something I was apparently unsuccessful at doing.