Digger and Irving Weinberg were nursing their travel woes together over cold beers, sitting in a park, in the shade, across from the broken down tour bus. Irving had sent his wife, Edna, off to round up some sandwiches to eat while they waited. Old Irving was a retired garment sweatshop owner from New York, who now had a car upholstery business down in Florida. While disturbed by the delay, Digger found the company of the old man oddly comfortable.
The tour group now numbered 10. Ten people waiting for repairs to be made, or another bus or van to arrive. There was Digger, the Weinbergs', another elderly couple, and a group of five elderly female amatuer photographers that surely members of a Bridge club.
Still waiting for Edna to return with the sandwhiches, Digger and Irving popped open their third beer each. Digger appreciated the fact that Irving cussed like a sailor when Edna was out of earshot. They sat and talked trash about the other members of the tour group. Irving made disparaging remarks about the age and weight of the photography group, and Digger chuckled politely at his remarks.
Suddenly, Irving said "Holy Sh**!!, Get a load of THAT Ben!"
Digger swiveled his head around and saw a georgeous blond woman with a satchel walking down the street. Rather hurried, too, he noticed. Maybe she was coming for the tour...
'Naw, not in this blokes lifetime. A looker like that ain't about to come out on walkabout wi' a bunch of geezers. Ol' Digger could never get THAT lucky,' he thought.
"Geez, would ya take a look at the cans on that one," Irving said.
"Enjoy the view, mate. Last nice piece of ANYTHING we're likely to see on this outing," Digger replied.
Then, to both men's amazement, the stunning blond walked directly to the tour bus and began handing her bag off to John, Hans' co-worker with Twylight Tours. She produced papers and was talking to the Bridge club.
Digger was awestruck. He couldn't believe his luck that such a beautiful woman was as stupid as he was in making travel arrangements. After years of 'the life,' though, his wonder quickly changed to suspicion. Ws she really as dumb as he was, or was she Interpol? CIA?
He shook it off. She looked like she worked for some kind of 'save the whales' type people in his eyes. Or maybe a travelling National Geographic correspondent.
Nevertheless, Digger was both wary, and horny. His hormones were winning out over his better judgement, but regardless, he figured it wouldn't hurt to be nice. If she was on the level, maybe he could get her boozed up and party with her. If not, he could always kill her and leave her body out in the jungle.
Yessir, things were lookin' up for Captain Boomerang.
TO BE CONTINUED......
OOC: EXCELLENT walk in Twy. I liked the touch of the 5 ladies. I'm glad you didn't call John 'Franz.' LOL. Looking fwd to see how you wanna play this out.
